Let this motivate you my peeps!

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30-0 is all you need to look at

We will kick their ass. It's that gawd damn simple! We have TSIZZLE!

Andy Reid is taking the condom off of his short fat dick starting this week!!! His dick is shaped like a wheel of cheese!!

TAMBA IS BANGING THE DRUM!!!

andy always rawdogs

Let's spank these bums. Tired of hearing about DW being MJ because two Bills ran into each other while sacking him.

The Texans have already exceeded their playoff expectations, largely by drawing the Bills. They have no business going any further. I know they won back in October, but right now Id take the Ravens and Chiefs comfortably and probably the Titans in a one score game over the Texans.

We should be able to torch their secondary if we stop the run we can get up double digits. Andy better not let his foot off the ****ing gas.

Texans are -7 in point differential...which is rare for a 10-6 team. By contrast, KC is +143. This translates as the Chiefs outscored their opponents by 150 points more than the Texans.

These teams arent even close...and the above numbers back it up over a 16 game season. Chiefs played a tough schedule too... Houston needs every thing to break right for them to win. Bills would have likely beaten them if the refs didn't chime in on an inconsequential blind-side block penalty...which knocked them out of FG range....then Watson escaped a 1-1000 double sack.

When things dont break right...they get a terrible Donk offense putting up 38 points on them....the same team that scored 3 points on KC.

Watson is charmed...the gods like him. Only problem is they like Mahomes more. His luck runs out on Sunday...KC by at least 10.

Texans have been "faking" their way through the season...that only lasts so long.

So I’m seriously considering making an 11 hour drive up from Houston to watch this game. The flights aren’t worth the price unfortunately but this game is my last chance to see this team in person during the year we win the SB. I come to you CP brethren in hopes for you to convince me it is worth it to make a 22 hour commute commitment to watch a team in the freezing cold and that I shouldn’t be concerned about having to drive back in a car by myself for 11 hours dealing with a loss.

With that being said, I see there’s a snowstorm coming through, would you advise I not travel (I’ve seen snow like three times in my life and have never driven in it)? I wouldn’t be getting in until late Saturday night.

If this were the AFC Championship game, I'd say it's worth braving an 11hr drive through a potential snowstorm. But this game? Where we're heavy favorites?

If we win, yawn. If we lose, jesus ****ing christ. I'd hedge your happiness and watch it from the couch.

Or, if you really want the thrill of the game, go to a Houston sports bar and watch it there by yourself surrounded by Texans fans. That'll give you the edge you want.

I think we win by at least 14.


Anyone going to the game? A group of us are tailgating like we did last year with colts and 2010 ravens game. It was fun meeting some chiefs planet goers.

There’s a tailgating thread with some info. Think there will be a couple groups.

Good luck this weekend...