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luv 02-11-2007 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
Nice job representing the Triumvirate.

The what?

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
The what?


The Triumvirate.

RNR 02-11-2007 12:34 AM

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Oh my. So sorry to hear that RNR.

Thanks I only talked about as an example of a bad time to get on the pute in another thread. She passed away in december after another stroke.

Sam Hall 02-11-2007 12:36 AM

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The what?


SPchief 02-11-2007 12:39 AM

I'm Martin Short, Simplex is Steve Martin, and Sam Hall is Chevy.

luv 02-11-2007 12:41 AM

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I'm Martin Short, Simplex is Steve Martin, and Sam Hall is Chevy.

Way to go Sammy boy! Chevy rocks!

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:41 AM

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I'm Martin Short, Simplex is Steve Martin, and Sam Hall is Chevy.


shit, does this make me the singing bush?



a frog went a courten and he did ride....

luv 02-11-2007 12:42 AM

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shit, does this make me the singing bush?



a frog went a courten and he did ride....

Yeah. I'm feeling kinda left out too.

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:42 AM

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Way to go Sammy boy! Chevy rocks!


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shit, does this make me the singing bush?



a frog went a courten and he did ride....


Honestly, I've never seen the movie.

milkman 02-11-2007 12:42 AM

I was thinking more along these lines.

http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/ar...ee-stooges.jpg

luv 02-11-2007 12:43 AM

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Honestly, I've never seen the movie.

:eek:

luv 02-11-2007 12:44 AM

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I was thinking more along these lines.

http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/ar...ee-stooges.jpg

Simplex is definitely Moe. Iw ould say SP is Curly. I guess that would make Sam Larry.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 12:45 AM

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shit, does this make me the singing bush?



a frog went a courten and he did ride....

I call El Guapo!

luv 02-11-2007 12:46 AM

Okay, you call it, I'll drink it. What's next?

Bugeater 02-11-2007 12:46 AM

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Honestly, I've never seen the movie.

It's so bad it's funny.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 12:47 AM

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Okay, you call it, I'll drink it. What's next?

Toilet water.

2112 02-11-2007 12:47 AM

I'm out..good night!!

Let me have it! :clap:

luv 02-11-2007 12:47 AM

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Toilet water.

Be nice.

luv 02-11-2007 12:47 AM

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I'm out..good night!!

Let me have it! :clap:

PUSSY

88TG88 02-11-2007 12:48 AM

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I'm out..good night!!

pussy

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:48 AM

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I call El Guapo!


that fits.....

luv 02-11-2007 12:50 AM

Fine. I'll call it. Butternipple!!!

booger 02-11-2007 12:50 AM

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PUSSY

geez that's a big red pussy.

Somebody make a pink pussy.

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:50 AM

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Fine. I'll call it. Butternipple!!!


What's a butternipple?

Sam Hall 02-11-2007 12:50 AM

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I call El Guapo!

OT...

News is spreading that Al Davis has offered Ted Gilmore the job of Raiduhs wide receiver coach. Speculation is he will take the job. That would be the third coach we've lost lately. I guess Cally couldn't convince him how bad of an organization the old man runs.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 12:50 AM

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Be nice.

Don't wanna.

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:52 AM

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What's a butternipple?


butterschotch schnopes with kaluha and vodka.

luv 02-11-2007 12:52 AM

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What's a butternipple?

I've also heard people call them a buttery nipple.

Shot
1/2 Bailey's
1/2 Butterscotch schnapps

And you call yourself a bartender? :p

booger 02-11-2007 12:52 AM

It's a slippery nipple

luv 02-11-2007 12:53 AM

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butterschotch schnopes with kaluha and vodka.

Don't think I've had one made that way. I've got all three of those, though.

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I've also heard people call them a buttery nipple.

Shot
1/2 Bailey's
1/2 Butterscotch schnapps

And you call yourself a bartender? :p


splash the vodka in a sniffer glass on the rocks. I do call myself a bartender.

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:53 AM

Damnit, you ruined it. It is called a buttery nipple.

Spinoff version is a slippery nipple.

Crown and Baileys.

booger 02-11-2007 12:54 AM

yeah, but who puts butter on their nipples?

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:54 AM

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butterschotch schnopes with kaluha and vodka.


wrong

luv 02-11-2007 12:54 AM

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Damnit, you ruined it. It is called a buttery nipple.

Spinoff version is a slippery nipple.

Crown and Baileys.

They're yummy!

But that's just a shot? What should my next drink be?

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:55 AM

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It's a slippery nipple


wrong

luv 02-11-2007 12:55 AM

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yeah, but who puts butter on their nipples?

Peanut butter, maybe.

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:55 AM

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They're yummy!

But that's just a shot? What should my next drink be?


Redbull and vodka.

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
Damnit, you ruined it. It is called a buttery nipple.

Spinoff version is a slippery nipple.

Crown and Baileys.


meh, I havent' heard of the crown version, but color me in.

booger 02-11-2007 12:56 AM

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Peanut butter, maybe.

what kinda dog u got?

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:56 AM

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meh, I havent' heard of the crown version, but color me in.


I believe I already did.

Crown and Baileys.

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:57 AM

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Redbull and vodka.


weird stuff, expect to stay awake and have weird visions tomorrow

booger 02-11-2007 12:57 AM

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Redbull and vodka.

Jack N Red Bull

luv 02-11-2007 12:57 AM

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Redbull and vodka.

Another one I haven't tried yet. That will tie nicely in with a flu shot afterwards. Someone's taking notes on the order, right?

1. Vodka and cranberry (almost done)
2. Buttery nipple
3. Vodka and Red Bull
4. Flu Shot

luv 02-11-2007 12:57 AM

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Jack N Red Bull

no Jack.

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:58 AM

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weird stuff, expect to stay awake and have weird visions tomorrow


Not if you drink enough of them.

booger 02-11-2007 12:58 AM

pussy

luv 02-11-2007 12:58 AM

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what kinda dog u got?

I don't have a dog.

luv 02-11-2007 12:58 AM

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pussy

I do, however, have one of those.

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:58 AM

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I believe I already did.

Crown and Baileys.


that's why I was responding to your post about crown. I hadn't heard that before...... as to telling me I'm wrong, it's called a buttery nipple because it has butterscotch schnopes in the mix, you left that out, so I beg you to reconsider your judgement.

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Another one I haven't tried yet. That will tie nicely in with a flu shot afterwards. Someone's taking notes on the order, right?

1. Vodka and cranberry (almost done)
2. Buttery nipple
3. Vodka and Red Bull
4. Jaegerbomb



FYP. :)



BTW, there is a drink called a bullshit that Jager and Redbull over ice.

booger 02-11-2007 12:59 AM

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I don't have a dog.

What's the peanut butter for then?

milkman 02-11-2007 12:59 AM

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I do, however, have one of those.

Prove it.

luv 02-11-2007 12:59 AM

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FYP. :)



BTW, there is a drink called a bullshit that Jager and Redbull over ice.

That's what I'm thinking of then. Only smaller.

booger 02-11-2007 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I do, however, have one of those.

how many?

luv 02-11-2007 01:00 AM

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What's the peanut butter for then?

You asked about butter on nipples. I was making a suggestion.

luv 02-11-2007 01:01 AM

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how many?

Should I have more than one? THat might be kinda weird.

booger 02-11-2007 01:01 AM

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You asked about butter on nipples. I was making a suggestion.

I don't have a dog.

luv 02-11-2007 01:02 AM

What's in a flu shot, then?

luv 02-11-2007 01:03 AM

Okay, time to break out a tall shot glass.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 01:04 AM

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What's in a flu shot, then?

Didn't you already have a whole thread on those?

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 01:04 AM

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Not if you drink enough of them.

about four years ago I had over a dozen maybe close to two dozen redbulls and vodka, a buddy and I tag teamed an off duty stripper in the public park and during a promotion test the next day the words from the written test were literally jumping up at me.


I barely remember the night before save one "mental photo" of said stripper blowing me in the back seat with her ass still in the front seat with my friends tongue busy in the sweet spot as we gave each other a high five. (we were in her convertable)

SPchief 02-11-2007 01:04 AM

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that's why I was responding to your post about crown. I hadn't heard that before...... as to telling me I'm wrong, it's called a buttery nipple because it has butterscotch schnopes in the mix, you left that out, so I beg you to reconsider your judgement.




Your original post

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
butterschotch schnopes with kaluha and vodka.


You were wrong because a buttery nipple is Butterscotch schnapps and Baileys. It doesn't inlcude kahlula or vodka.

booger 02-11-2007 01:05 AM

Two Dicks in one room is one too many.

SPchief 02-11-2007 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
What's in a flu shot, then?


Redbull and Jaeger. But the correct term is a jaegerbomb.


A bullshit is the same thing, only more of both and over ice.

luv 02-11-2007 01:08 AM

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Didn't you already have a whole thread on those?

Yes, but now I'm discovering it should have been called luv's bullshit thread instead.

luv 02-11-2007 01:08 AM

Okay, I alway s have to toast before taking a shot. WHat am I toasting to gentlemen?

RNR 02-11-2007 01:09 AM

Someone call me a pussy so I can go to bed

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
Your original post




You were wrong because a buttery nipple is Butterscotch schnapps and Baileys. It doesn't inlcude kahlula or vodka.


oh yeah, got me on the kahlula, I meant baileys. But I remember adding a splash of vodka (maybe it was to help the guys out)

SPchief 02-11-2007 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Okay, I alway s have to toast before taking a shot. WHat am I toasting to gentlemen?


Redneck being a pussy?

booger 02-11-2007 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
about four years ago I had over a dozen maybe close to two dozen redbulls and vodka, a buddy and I tag teamed an off duty stripper in the public park and during a promotion test the next day the words from the written test were literally jumping up at me.


I barely remember the night before save one "mental photo" of said stripper blowing me in the back seat with her ass still in the front seat with my friends tongue busy in the sweet spot as we gave each other a high five. (we were in her convertable)

Sounds somewhat Ghey.

luv 02-11-2007 01:11 AM

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Someone call me a pussy so I can go to bed

Here's to RNR being a pussy!

booger 02-11-2007 01:11 AM

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Someone call me a pussy so I can go to bed

we got a tired pussy.

RNR 02-11-2007 01:11 AM

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Redneck being a pussy?

Did you call me a pussy?

luv 02-11-2007 01:12 AM

OMG, those are good!!!!

Change in order. Next, instead of vodka and red bull, I'm having bullshit.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2007 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
about four years ago I had over a dozen maybe close to two dozen redbulls and vodka, a buddy and I tag teamed an off duty stripper in the public park and during a promotion test the next day the words from the written test were literally jumping up at me.


I barely remember the night before save one "mental photo" of said stripper blowing me in the back seat with her ass still in the front seat with my friends tongue busy in the sweet spot as we gave each other a high five. (we were in her convertable)

C'mon. Are you serious?

Hammock Parties 02-11-2007 01:14 AM

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OMG, those are good!!!!

Change in order. Next, instead of vodka and red bull, I'm having bullshit.

You said it better than I ever could have. ROFL

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 01:14 AM

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Sounds somewhat Ghey.


If you think so, there was no sword crossing.


my friend was the main actor with the girl I was along for the ride, but while he ate her out in the front seat, she reclined her chair and went for me. I didn't stop her and that makes me gay? You must hang out with the UNAW. after she came and finished me I drove back to the bar we were all parked at and those two did more in the back seat. I don't see that even close to gay.

booger 02-11-2007 01:17 AM

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If you think so, there was no sword crossing.


my friend was the main actor with the girl I was along for the ride, but while he ate her out in the front seat, she reclined her chair and went for me. I didn't stop her and that makes me gay? You must hang out with the UNAW. after she came and finished me I drove back to the bar we were all parked at and those two did more in the back seat. I don't see that even close to gay.

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

Did you and your buddy teabag each other? If so I guess that could mean you are just frat guys.

What does UNAW mean anway?

RNR 02-11-2007 01:17 AM

Goodnight all


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