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Rain Man 04-23-2014 12:13 PM

Do we think that he has some plugs or sliding inserts that he puts in to eat and drink? Because I don't think it's going to work well otherwise.

Dayze 04-23-2014 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10577898)
LMAO So the Mrs. and I are at the Bottle Neck in Lawrence for a Reverend Horton Heat show and one of the opening acts is a band called The Goddamn Gallows.

http://www.thegoddamngallows.com/

After their set they mingled around in the crowd and I’m looking at all these face, neck and scalp tattoos thinking, “Man, I sure hope this band gig works out for you.”

I said the Exact same thing to my brother on Saturday when we saw a band called Drek play. Guitarist is essentially going 'all in' on this band thing lol.

Dayze 04-23-2014 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10578634)

this is the Chiefs draft room as soon as the player they wanted to take in the 1st round is off of the board.

Fish 04-23-2014 03:52 PM

JFC!

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/UEIn8GJIg0E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This is a video shot above Meskel Square in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. It's a massive free-for-all traffic intersection.

Easy 6 04-23-2014 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10580669)
JFC!

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/UEIn8GJIg0E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This is a video shot above Meskel Square in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. It's a massive free-for-all traffic intersection.

We're an ADVANCED CIVILIZATION damn you!

Hawk 04-23-2014 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10580669)
JFC!


This is a video shot above Meskel Square in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. It's a massive free-for-all traffic intersection.

Yikes. No wrecks though... Surprising. I think they must be moving pretty slow judging by the people walking in the video. It just looks even worse sped up like that.

Rasputin 04-23-2014 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10580181)
Be fun to watch him eat lunch...


Would be fun to watch him be thrown into a lake with cinder blocks tied to his ankles. Just deep enough to watch him try hold his breath.

ThaVirus 04-23-2014 07:25 PM

I'd love to see some statistics on that intersection.

Is it more or less time efficient than using traffic lights? Are there more or less accidents as compared to normal intersections?

LoneWolf 04-23-2014 07:45 PM

Watching the people cross the street was like watching a game of Frogger.

Athis 04-23-2014 08:33 PM

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/up...is-awesome.gif

Pants 04-23-2014 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10581409)
I'd love to see some statistics on that intersection.

Is it more or less time efficient than using traffic lights? Are there more or less accidents as compared to normal intersections?

I think I saw a thing on Discovery channel or something similar once about a German town that took away all traffic lights and signs out of their city center. Apparently people slow down and pay more attention and the accident rate actually drops.

A massive intersection full of chaos like the one above, though? Gotta be some wrecks, right?

Hammock Parties 04-23-2014 09:24 PM

http://i.imgur.com/MngtGqT.gif

Rasputin 04-23-2014 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10581797)



I fail to see how this is fail.

Now I want some KFC!!!

Hammock Parties 04-23-2014 09:33 PM

I just think it's hilarious. KFC advertising their chicken by showing a black family going nuts over it.

Rasputin 04-23-2014 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10581808)
I just think it's hilarious. KFC advertising their chicken by showing a black family going nuts over it.

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...ats_racist.gif

Rasputin 04-23-2014 09:38 PM

No that's just smart advertising because now I want some KFC and be happy.

Hammock Parties 04-23-2014 11:24 PM

YES

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Radar Chief 04-24-2014 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10581808)
I just think it's hilarious. KFC advertising their chicken by showing a black family going nuts over it.

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Mr. Plow 04-24-2014 09:57 AM

Between this gif.....

http://i.imgur.com/ghTS9Q9.gif[/QUOTE]



And this one.....

http://i.imgur.com/NEs33qS.gif


Try not to smile.

DMAC 04-24-2014 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10579935)

My son caught a ball at our triple A Cardinals affiliate here in Springfield a couple weeks ago and did exactly that. He's 7.

Of all his awesome toys and video games, a baseball is his prize possession. Total win.

Radar Chief 04-24-2014 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10582443)
Between this gif.....

http://i.imgur.com/ghTS9Q9.gif



And this one.....

http://i.imgur.com/NEs33qS.gif


Try not to smile.

Awesome. :thumb:

frankotank 04-24-2014 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10572271)

haven't been in here in a while...so maybe this was already mentioned....but....

no only the afore mentioned "they didn't have phones like that back then"....but where'd the tattoo on her chest go?

maybe this is son & daughter in first shot and the parents in second?

DMAC 04-24-2014 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10582803)
haven't been in here in a while...so maybe this was already mentioned....but....

no only the afore mentioned "they didn't have phones like that back then"....but where'd the tattoo on her chest go?

maybe this is son & daughter in first shot and the parents in second?

Ya. It's parents making fun of kids. You guys are the idiots.

;)

frankotank 04-24-2014 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10574978)

apparently......she's got big balls

frankotank 04-24-2014 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 10582810)
Ya. It's parents making fun of kids. You guys are the idiots.

;)

over analysis....it's what I do. :D

Rain Man 04-24-2014 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 10581751)
I think I saw a thing on Discovery channel or something similar once about a German town that took away all traffic lights and signs out of their city center. Apparently people slow down and pay more attention and the accident rate actually drops.

A massive intersection full of chaos like the one above, though? Gotta be some wrecks, right?


My guess would be that their system has a lot more minor wrecks and our system has a lot fewer wrecks, but perhaps they're more serious on average. Our system is based on people following rules strictly, which means you don't have to pay attention as much. When something bad happens, it's probably because neither driver saw it coming. There, the system is based on hypervigilance and aggression, so I bet the wrecks involve both drivers paying attention and just being unable to avoid each other.

Just a theory. I'm not sure how your German example fits. I'm talking about U.S. versus third world.

GordonGekko 04-24-2014 02:41 PM

http://i.imgur.com/1frBjaH.gif?1

Pants 04-24-2014 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10582838)
My guess would be that their system has a lot more minor wrecks and our system has a lot fewer wrecks, but perhaps they're more serious on average. Our system is based on people following rules strictly, which means you don't have to pay attention as much. When something bad happens, it's probably because neither driver saw it coming. There, the system is based on hypervigilance and aggression, so I bet the wrecks involve both drivers paying attention and just being unable to avoid each other.

Just a theory. I'm not sure how your German example fits. I'm talking about U.S. versus third world.

I think that totally makes sense.

Fish 04-24-2014 06:32 PM

Thanks Obama!

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Dr. Gigglepants 04-24-2014 08:16 PM

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Pepe Silvia 04-24-2014 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10583641)
Thanks Obama!

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LMAO at 2:11. Like everyone stirs their pancake batter like a ****ing mad man. :LOL:

beach tribe 04-25-2014 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 10581751)
I think I saw a thing on Discovery channel or something similar once about a German town that took away all traffic lights and signs out of their city center. Apparently people slow down and pay more attention and the accident rate actually drops.

A massive intersection full of chaos like the one above, though? Gotta be some wrecks, right?

I've driven in Germany many times, and they put in "round a bouts" which are 1000 times better than lights or signs, but that shit up there is just Fn reeruned.

Here is one, but some of them are HUGE.
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beach tribe 04-25-2014 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Athis (Post 10574657)

I gotta like B Griffen after bitch slapping the biebs and then this awesome move on some dude who was obviously heckling him or something.

Radar Chief 04-25-2014 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10584426)
I've driven in Germany many times, and they put in "round a bouts" which are 1000 times better than lights or signs, but that shit up there is just Fn reeruned.

Here is one, but some of them are HUGE.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/XcK8sjzTlWI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/C8xi7xMwLyU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Amnorix 04-25-2014 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10580669)
JFC!

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/UEIn8GJIg0E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This is a video shot above Meskel Square in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. It's a massive free-for-all traffic intersection.


This one has been posted here before, but is also fun.

Highlights are the person wearing white in the bottom of the frame walking across teh street that gets caught between a car and moped at about the :36 mark, and the white car at the top that goes against traffic starting at about the 1:20 mark.


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headsnap 04-25-2014 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10582838)
My guess would be that their system has a lot more minor wrecks and our system has a lot fewer wrecks, but perhaps they're more serious on average. Our system is based on people following rules strictly, which means you don't have to pay attention as much. When something bad happens, it's probably because neither driver saw it coming. There, the system is based on hypervigilance and aggression, so I bet the wrecks involve both drivers paying attention and just being unable to avoid each other.

Just a theory. I'm not sure how your German example fits. I'm talking about U.S. versus third world.

I recently spent some time in the Dominican Republic, and was fascinated by and studied their driving. Here we have defensive driving, they have offensive driving. Here our goal is to not get hit, in the DR(and in the intersection video) their goal is to not hit anyone. It makes a lot of sense and I actually believe it's a more civil/natural way than ours. Look at the movement of the vehicles in that intersection and think of walking through a crowded airport, in the airport there are general rules(most people walk on the right, etc...) but it can look chaotic, yet it's is mostly civil and there are very few collisions. We walk to not run into people, we're not thinking about right-of-way. The car horn comes into play here as well, here the horn is mostly to signal irritation, definitely a negative sound in most circumstances, over there the horn is an excuse me, lookout I'm over here, or oops I'm sorry. Despite appearances I believe it's a less stressful way to commute.

Mr. Plow 04-25-2014 08:54 AM

LMAO

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DMAC 04-25-2014 10:22 AM

That is awesome. What is that from?

Edit: It's from Trip Tank.

OldSchool 04-25-2014 11:13 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84037571.gif

ThaVirus 04-25-2014 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10584433)
I gotta like B Griffen after bitch slapping the biebs and then this awesome move on some dude who was obviously heckling him or something.

That slapping the Biebs story isn't true and the guy was "obviously heckling him or something"? That makes no sense.

seclark 04-25-2014 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10584804)

shit...I guess that's what you get.
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ThaVirus 04-25-2014 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10584426)
Here is one, but some of them are HUGE.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/XcK8sjzTlWI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I love roundabouts but they're not perfect either. More so due to human error than anything, but..

I have to use one often when I'm travelling near work and some people just don't get it. Inevitably, you're going to have some people that are trying to enter the roundabout thinking they have the right-of-way so they don't yield and damn near get t-boned. Then you have the people that are in the roundabout that think the people trying to enter have the right-of-way so you create a small traffic jam because the movement inside of roundabout has stopped.

Probably the biggest issue, though, is that most people don't come to a full stop and either just want to get where they're going quickly or want to beat the oncoming traffic inside the roundabout, so they're so busy looking to the left that they never bother to look to their right (since they know traffic won't come from that direction). That creates a problem if there are pedestrians looking to cross while someone blows through the outlet into the roundabout.

Nothing is perfect though. Just speaking about my perception.

Mr. Plow 04-25-2014 12:06 PM

WTF


http://www.ultraimg.com/images/Iciwg.gif

GordonGekko 04-25-2014 12:30 PM

http://imgur.com/i6DYBd6

Mr. Plow 04-25-2014 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10584951)



I'm not sure that isn't working for anyone else or if it's just me....but it's too good to not make sure. LMAO


http://i.imgur.com/i6DYBd6.gif

Graystoke 04-25-2014 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10584900)

What the heck?
I like the pink wad, that looks like panties, landing to the right at the end of the clip

OldSchool 04-25-2014 01:23 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...5/84037559.gif

OldSchool 04-25-2014 01:23 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...5/84037560.jpg

Radar Chief 04-25-2014 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10584900)

Gas tank explosion. Has to be. No other reason I can think of for the spare tire to come flying out.

R8RFAN 04-25-2014 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10585224)
Gas tank explosion. Has to be. No other reason I can think of for the spare tire to come flying out.

Looks like a compressed oxygen tank to me... I don't think a gas tank could build that kind of pressure with the gas lines and all, and the absence of fire.. It had to be some kind of compressed tank

Radar Chief 04-25-2014 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3rd&48ers (Post 10585233)
Looks like a compressed oxygen tank to me... I don't think a gas tank could build that kind of pressure with the gas lines and all, and the absence of fire.. It had to be some kind of compressed tank

That’s what was throwing me for a loop, no fire with the explosion.
Now I’m wondering if it wasn’t an air compressor. I noticed the back end of the car drops to the ground right when it pops so I’m wondering if he didn’t have an air bag rear suspension and the air tank let go.

R8RFAN 04-25-2014 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10585235)
That’s what was throwing me for a loop, no fire with the explosion.
Now I’m wondering if it wasn’t an air compressor. I noticed the back end of the car drops to the ground right when it pops so I’m wondering if he didn’t have an air bag rear suspension and the air tank let go.


Maybe one of those air compressor tanks you fill up and it sits in the back of a hot car and increases pressure to the point of explosion? There would be no fire with compressed air

Easy 6 04-25-2014 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10585059)

ROFL no backstory required, the pic says 1000 words.

Mike in SW-MO 04-25-2014 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10585224)
Gas tank explosion. Has to be. No other reason I can think of for the spare tire to come flying out.

I was guessing a portable method lab under the tire. One of those 2 - liter bottle reactor things. They are supposedly dangerous & explosive.

Cannibal 04-25-2014 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10585059)

Bitch looks a ****in fat toad.

displacedinMN 04-25-2014 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3rd&48ers (Post 10585243)
Maybe one of those air compressor tanks you fill up and it sits in the back of a hot car and increases pressure to the point of explosion? There would be no fire with compressed air

This is not from the vid-but related
http://www.twincities.com/localnews/...walmart-driver

The 53-year-old driver of a minivan who was injured shortly after noon Sunday when a propane tank in his vehicle exploded has been identified.

Alan M. Nielsen of St. Paul was returning to the minivan when the 12:16 p.m. blast blew out all the minivan's doors and windows, sending shattered glass into University Avenue in St. Paul, according to a police report.

The Dodge Caravan was parked in a lot outside Walmart at 1450 University Ave. when the 100-pound tank blew up, said Deputy Chief Pat Smith of the St. Paul Fire Department.

As Nielsen returned to the minivan, and he "either turned the car on or he lit a cigarette -- I don't want to speculate on either one -- there was a spark from something," Smith said. "It was a significant explosion."

Nielsen, who was alone in the vehicle, was taken to Regions Hospital with burn and concussion injuries, Smith said.

Nielsen was listed in good condition at Regions Hospital on Monday morning.

Firefighters determined that a leak in the propane tank had caused it to explode.

Smith said a 100-pound tank is significantly larger than the type that would power a barbecue grill. It measured about 5 feet high and 1 foot in diameter, he estimated.

Mara H. Gottfried contributed to this report.

Emily Gurnon can be reached at 651-228-5522. Follow her at twitter.com/emilygurnon.

Gadzooks 04-25-2014 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10585048)
What the heck?
I like the pink wad, that looks like panties, landing to the right at the end of the clip

Perhaps they're panties for the ****in fat toad...

OldSchool 04-25-2014 10:55 PM

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thebrad84 04-26-2014 06:38 AM

Wow that guy got some distance. I'm guessing he didn't just walk away from that one.

Halfcan 04-26-2014 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10584283)
LMAO at 2:11. Like everyone stirs their pancake batter like a ****ing mad man. :LOL:

ROFL sad thing is-people are really this dumb.

Hammock Parties 04-26-2014 06:47 PM

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hpho...11&oe=53DE5EAB

Easy 6 04-26-2014 06:50 PM

Yahweh Detox? :rolleyes:

Rain Man 04-26-2014 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10584283)
LMAO at 2:11. Like everyone stirs their pancake batter like a ****ing mad man. :LOL:


I wonder how often people cut brownies like the ones shown at 1:20.

Baby Lee 04-26-2014 07:35 PM

ROFL ROFL - Gilbert Gottfried hawking the Shoedini at 1:40

OldSchool 04-26-2014 08:34 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...1/84043538.jpg

OldSchool 04-26-2014 08:36 PM

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OldSchool 04-26-2014 08:37 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...4/84043272.gif

listopencil 04-26-2014 08:53 PM

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OldSchool 04-26-2014 08:58 PM

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OldSchool 04-26-2014 08:59 PM

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OldSchool 04-26-2014 09:05 PM

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OldSchool 04-26-2014 09:11 PM

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Easy 6 04-26-2014 10:06 PM

WTF

Baby Lee 04-27-2014 12:04 PM

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Hammock Parties 04-27-2014 02:58 PM

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Archie F. Swin 04-27-2014 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10587795)

wha?

Pants 04-27-2014 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 10589317)
wha?

Yeah, what's going on there?

Shaid 04-27-2014 04:04 PM

I'm guessing a bike lock but honestly not sure.

Hammock Parties 04-27-2014 07:29 PM

http://i.imgur.com/bFPBAfM.jpg

In58men 04-27-2014 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10588708)
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I don't get it? He had trouble staying on the rode and switched drivers?


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