I hate to break it to you, but I really don't even remember what the "Wicked 21" is, other than having something to do with the Douche of the Year poll that you thought I was attempting to rig.

However, I feel like you've really distinguished yourself this year, and will definitely be one of front runners in 2012.

Plenty of people go to football games at Kansas.

Sure when the team is not very good you will see a lull in attendance (the case for about 95% of college football teams in America).

Plus the fanbase only has so much money to spend on sporting events and most admittedly spend on basketball first.

That happens when you a are national power.

Yep. KU football is on the same level as Mizzou's.

It's hard for an MU fan to understand a winning tradition. BigCatDaddy understands it since he is a fan of a school that has one as well. And ezbait can talk all he wants how basketball is on par with baseball, we'll let the national TV broadcasts speak for themselves.

I wouldn't go that far. You guys have been much better the last 3 years.

Ahhh, the ignorance defense again.

Never change bro, please....never change.

And get the 21 ready.

I'm comin strong this time around.

Glad you own it, finally someone did. There's nothing wrong with being a basketball school along with all the other little guys. I hope when Texas and OU finally leave you guys can replace them with some more commuter schools.

Yeap, it's obvious. A fanbase that cares about baskteball can not possibly care about football as well. It's a well known fact.

lol, KU kicked MU's ass in football three year in a row less than a decade ago

Care about what? Did you misspell Quidditch? And why do I have to sometimes click on the 2nd or 3rd page to find the KU BB thread? What's with all those :arrow: icons?

It's like listening to a broken record. I like you outside of this thread, but in this thread, you're an idiot.

I'm not sure whether you are aware, but KU was a national champion in Bowling and Debate during my tenure there.

Hey, if you can figure out a way somebody who isn't a moderator can rig a public poll, please, let me know. The guy who won thought I rigged it, too. LMAO

I think he's implying that 21 votes for him is not very many and you failed in your quest to proclaim him the douche of the year. He's OK with 21 people thinking he's a douche. I don't know whether those were your intentions.

:LOL:

October 25th can't come soon enough.

I can't keep this board shit up.

Did they oddly become secondary sports the day after they won their NCs, too? Such a weird phenomenon...

LMAO

Oh, is that what it was? Like I said, I didn't really remember, although poor little Wickedson seems to think I have the definition of "Wicked 21" tatooed to my forearm.

I guess I should have known there was never a point when 21 people actually liked him. LMAO

This thread has militant alien AIDS now. I hope the announcement comes thurs or Fri so there can be a new one

Agreed, the HIV/AIDS has set in ROFL

When/if the move becomes official, I fear our KU/KSU friends will force the the AIDS level to militant alien African refugee camp San Francisco night club heights.

We may need a whole new Kansas Butthurt Subforum at that point.

KU fan: We don't care.
MU fan: Butthurt!

KU fan: We care.
MU fan: Jealousy!

KU fan: I think I'll have OK Joe's for lunch.
MU fan: Jealous butthurt!


Meh.

Sadly I think the line will just be "you guys can't compete in the SEC." And that will circle forever.


It's like the beginning of the Hitchiker's guide film, where it is explained that dolphins decide to leave earth because the earth is doomed. They try to warn everyone but humanity won't listen. That is why earlier I said Missouri can only say to KU/KSU, so long and thanks for all the fish. It was fun, but the writing is on the wall.

Texas and OU have been scheming their way out for years, and they were very nearly gone just recently. When they get the last few points of contention ironed out, they will hop the fence to that greener pasture. For the life of me I can't believe that anyone would trust them when they were just attempting a jailbreak. They won't understand until they come home to an empty house one day that Texas really didn't love them.

My line will be "GLHF."

It's more like:

MU fan: Talking to other MU fan about a relevant topic that does not involve KU.
KU fan: Ha! You suck! We won a BCS game!
MU fan: Shut up, we're having a conversation here.
KU fan: How dare you leave us! You have no respect for history! You suck! Basketball!
MU fan: What?
KU fan: Conference loyalty! Get out! You suck! Oranges!
MU fan: :shake:

LMAO

KU fan doesn't care. I know that because there are thousands of posts from KU fans in this thread telling me so.

KU fan's ex girlfriend probably gets 50 voicemails a day that tell her how over her he is and that he's glad she's gone.

Pretty much.

This is fun.

You forgot the 237th ku post of "Well, bye" or "we don't care".

Well, those of us who don't really care have to post it 237 times because we constantly get words put in our mouths by certain MU fans.

It could be worse, I guess. KSU fan cares so little that he scours Tigerboard for information.

MU Fan: Hey guys! We're going to the Big 10!

rare smart MU fan: No we're not. We're not invited

SEC: Hey ya'll. Look over there, MU has two major cities with like 8 million people and they're no threat to ever beat us in anything. Lets talk to them.

MU Fan: Hell yeah! Bright lights of the SEC here we come!

Washington Generals: Welcome to the party guys!

I count two KU fans in the top ten...

User Name Posts
Saul Good 417
Wickedson 343
eazyb81 324
|Zach| 271
mnchiefsguy 229
Pants 218
alnorth 178
Saulbadguy 153
frazod 151
DeezNutz 145


And out of those with more than 50 posts, KU fans account for less than 20%, and a over a 3rd of that is Wickedson trolling your collective ass into talking about the Orange Bowl for the millionth time.

But yeah, "thousands"..... you guys sure do love to just say stuff.

Meh.

ROFL




We jealous.

your pwnage in this thread is commendable

What words get put in your mouth? "Well bye"?

KU and KSU fans clearly care about Mizzou leaving. If you were apathetic there wouldn't be more KU/KSU fans posting in this thread than Mizzou fans.

Saul Good 417
Wickedson 343
eazyb81 324
|Zach| 271
mnchiefsguy 229
Pants 218
alnorth 178
Saulbadguy 153
frazod 151
DeezNutz 145

This list needs color coding for some of out friends here.

SEC: Should we look at ku too?

BIG: Yeah what about ku? Basketball is important right?

PAC: Hmm, that Kansas market could be valuable.

(long pause)

In Unison: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Please see below.

A top ten list does not counter my point that there are more KU/KSU fans posting in this thread than Mizzou.

And a 60/40 difference does not help your case that you just do not care about Mizzou leaving. Nice try though.

Are we sure ku is still an AAU school?

Is that just in this thread (started by a KSU fan) or both?

You're right. KU & KSU are more invested in this thread than the first thread....it's like a secondary thread.

boom roasted.

Plow you are on a roll today with all the secondary responses.

I care about conference realignment. Is this the official MU thread? I'm sorry, I wasn't aware, I thought it was called "New Conference Re-Alignment Thread." I'm very interested to see what happens to my conference, whether that involves MU staying or MU leaving.

And yes, when you post stupid shit like "KU FAN SAYZ: BLAHBITTY BLAH BLAH" you're putting words into my mouth by ascribing the opinions of other KU fans (like HHG and Stewie) to me.

Of the 8 members with the most posts in this thread about Mizzou bolting to the SEC, only half of them are KU/KSU fans. This proves that KU/KSU fan doesn't care.

I don't see why post counts mean anything. KU fans aren't just here talking about Missouri. They are talking about what the Big 12 will look like afterward, how stable the Big 12 is, how trustworthy Texas and OU are, how vitually any school would be an upgrade over any of the schools that have left, how lucrative the next tv deal will be... There is plenty of non-rivalry talk. It's not like this is an MU only subject

Nice to see you own up to it.

Um, yes, this basically is the Mizzou to SEC thread. What was the last piece of news in here about the Big 12 or any other conference that actually got some discussion going?

Dude, just own it. You desperately care about Mizzou leaving. Big bro is leaving, that has to be an emotional hit. Real men cry pants.

I'm pretty sure the Big East has been discussed in this thread. I'm also pretty sure Air Force and BYU and Louisville and Cincinnati and TCU have been discussed in this thread.

I think the last actual piece of news instead of some random writer's opinion was actually the addition of TCU to the B12. I could be wrong.

Like I said, I'll enjoy my conference championships & national championship talk in a secondary sport.....you enjoy whatever it is that MU fans get excited about? Insight.com bowl maybe?

Yeah, TCU and Air Force talk is burning up this thread. Mostly, KU fans just want the latest AFA rumors.

Jealous butthu-wait, what?

This post contains none of the following:
- Misleading or false statistics
- Hyperbole
- 4 year old trash talk
- Otherwise trollish behavior


Please try again before you send this thread into a downward spiral of logic and intelligent conversation that it could not possibly recover. kthxbye.

It's obvious they will miss beating up on MU in basketball. "I don't care" is dumb, "I don't care that much" is true. It doesn't affect basketball that much. They will be fine with their rivals OU and Texas and the conference Punch and Judy lineup. They will just drive to OKC or DFW for the conference tourney instead of KC. This is the basketball-centric perspective. I believe them when they say that they don't care if MU leaves because it doesn't affect basketball that much.

Wait you're saying that MU is being discussed more in this thread than TCU and Air Force? I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that there are actually MU fans present in the thread?

Three

At least you won't have to worry about suffering the indignity of playing in a crappy bowl. You're like a guy in the unemployment line making fun of the security guard for not being a real cop.

I'd make fun of that guy if he was acting like a real cop, though. ;)

There you go again...

The superior team isn't going to care. MU football has bigger things to worry about besides possibly getting upset in KU's Superbowl at Arrowhead. KU basketball has bigger things to worry about besides getting upset in Columbia on the last weekend of the season or in the Big 12 Tournament. If KU football is ever relevant again and they find themselves playing ISU and MO State every week while MU is a top 15 school playing Alabama and LSU, then sure, I'll envy that... I envy just about every football program out there these days. Except Northern Illinois. We got you good!

So why are you guys so butthurt? :fire:

Now explain it to me with the girlfriend analogy.

Then, when he took a job on the force, you'd tell him that he won't be able to hack it and will get stuck pushing papers.

Well, plow, Missouri's just not that into you.

Nope, you're confusing me with someone else.

:deevee:


LMAO

He's probably been getting bullied all his life, but it's never been his fault... and one day he'll show 'em.

One day.

Disagree. Mizzou wil likely need to win that game to get bowl eligible. Assuming they're not already eliminated.

Oh, I meant in a typical year, when they normally would have 8-10 wins going into that game...

That's pretty much how it went down.

Kansas fan: Hey Mr. Plastic badge, why aren't you a real cop? Couldn't get a job on the force? If you were worth a shit, you'd be a police officer.

Security guard: Actually, today's my last day here. Just got hired onto the NYPD.

Kansas Fan: Ooh, look at Mr. Tough Guy. He's going to be a cop because he got picked on and wants the power trip.

Security Guard: Don't hurt your back moving those goalposts around.

Typical year as in 8 times in 30 years - which, I have to say is much better than KU's 5 times in 30 years.

Analogy fail.

MU fan: I'm a cop (football power).
KU fan: Naw, you're a security guard (you've never won shit and really are just mediocre at best)
MU fan: I'm applying to the Police Academy.
KU fan: Good luck, have fun.
MU fan: Why are you so butthurt?
KU fan: I'm not.
MU fan: Yes. Yes, you're. If you weren't, you wouldn't be talking to me right now!

I'm not sure I understand this. Can you please convert this into a "Meal Analogy"? You know....where MU is the lobster & KU is a hamburger that's been on the floor or something.

MU will commission a plastic trophy from one of those trophy stores and it will say "A proud member of the SEC since 2012." And then their trophy case won't be empty any more and they will have something to be proud of at last. :D

It's more like the difference between Ground Chuck and Spam.

KSU fans are going to be a bit butt hurt when they get passed over for the Alamo and Cotton bowl this year and are stuck in the Insight bowl, even though they will be deserving of better. Then they might get a better grasp of what MU is tired of.

MU fan is a mediocre musician that's had some success in recent years, but can't quite seem to break through to the next level, and KU fan is a tourist that's in town with their family and seem to be little lost. They would really like to get Timmy to the zoo before the aquarium exhibit closes, but they missed their exit due to construction and after grabbing something to eat, they aren't sure how to continue. They're looking for directions, and come across MU fan, who has just finished an adequate meal at Planet Sub and is heading to his secondary job down the street.

Go.

Holy shit. LMAO

I don't have the capacity to make this analogy bloom.

Actually, you just did a pretty good job of it. There's nothing for me to add.

Maybe we could combine the food and girlfriend analogies into something like this:

KU: My boyfriend who takes me to McDonalds sure is great. He can't afford to buy me a value meal like your boyfriend bought you, but at least I get a hamburger and a water.

MU: Actually, our boyfriends are losers. I'm going out with a guy with a job to a restaurant with a white tablecloth.

KU: You think that makes him better than my boyfriend? Your new boyfriend probably won't even buy you champagne to go with your prime rib.

MU: Still beats the shit out of eating at McDonalds with a guy who was trying to get the cashier's number right in front of you.

KU: Whatever. He's changed. He said he's going to marry me.

MU: Then where's the ring?

KU: It's right here on my hand. He called it a promise ring.

MU: It's plastic, and I think it came out of a gumball machine, but it's kind of shiny, I guess. Enjoy your burger.

That would be the big 10. The sec is more like applebees.