I know, it's creepy and appealing at the same time

The Gin Blossoms revisited.

I can't pass this up.

I can make a better one and, of course, in Haiku


I like Beryllium
I post and post about it.
I am simplex 3

does anybody actually watch the videos that people post?

I never doo. I've sat through so manmy 10 minutes of shit I don't trust the clickies no more

You can check out any time you like...but you can never leave.

No, something on my browser blocks them. I suppose that's the pop-up blocker thingy.

I had popcorn tonight at the movies.









That is all.

I'm not sharing the credit with you.

If 5,500 plus posts and over 23,000 views don't help the "this is a classic thread" vote, then this comment alone could carry us over the edge.

I certainly do not expect any credit, yet. I have sooooooooooooooo many more postings to even be considered for credit.

Unlike d**ks, post size doesn't matter.


.

I thought about Simplex 3
and his avatar
I really don't want to f*** with Elmo

One of Mendeleyev's elements
gives pleasure to few,
and pisses off those
who need pissed off.

Actually, I've been trying to get a photoshop guru to make me an elmo in the standard Buddhist meditative pose. I'm no longer the gun-totin' type.

what's with the hardon for elmo?

You've obviously never f**ked a furry monster.

Content is going to come into question, and I don't believe anyone with a life has read the entire thread. I'm not even sure what it's about.

ROFLROFLROFL
ROFLROFL
ROFL

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:LOL:






how apropos.

It's about 5563 posts long.

There is no hardon for Elmo
He is a friendly Muppet
Until you try to steal his belongings

oh, I have. I just prefer Natasha

Google spreadsheets is a fantastic web app.

I've read the entire thread and I have a life

you mean, the sitting on the floor with your legs crossed over themselves, and hands laying peacefully on his knees - palms up and middle finger touching thumb while tranquility overcomes Elmo's chakra and nirvana overcomes him?

You should especially appreciate how they steal your data and make it searchable for everyone and their brother. It's all part of their "do no evil" philosophy.

Hey, what Elmo does with his chakra is his own business!

Coffee is the Sydney Crosby of the Planet.

Please tell me this isn't an attempt at a haiku.

If we had an Allstar Game- Coffee would get the most votes.

I never read any thread-just post blind.

The Hockey player???


I do believe I'm honored, but un-worthy

Legend of the BloodNinja

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C*ck of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

That's unpossible.

but of course

Ya, I wouldn't put anything crazy private in it

I can go to the final stage of Kechari mudra, something very few people including Yogis can do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khecharimudra

I'm all kinds of spiritual and s**t.

If anyone hasn't read those they are PRICELESS.

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

I just downloaded "Ring of Fire" after seeing Sam Hall's avatar.

BloodNinja should help take care of the content problem.

Who the hell is Bloodninja?

Download "House of the Blues." You won't be disappointed.

PERFORM
BERYLLIUM
MANHANDLE
By Will Smart

Count to atomic weight four;
forecast a symbolic registry;
predict light steel gray metal.
OXIDATION RESISTANT
Add up this available as a foil;
lump together a shiny beauty;
gather a thermal conductivity.
WHIRLING BERYLLIUM
Alloy spring off from this one;
spinning dimensional stability
balance up a lively gyroscope.
PROMOTE OTHER USES
Apply a transparency to X-rays.
form the mineral combinations;
cut the precious state emeralds.
THRILLED ABOUT BERYLLIUM
Incorporate it in spacecraft design,
construct high speed aircraft of it;
use it for building electronic parts.
IT'S BOTH LIGHT AND HARD
Mine it for it's desirable properties;
utilize excellent situations where it
satisfies quite special requirements.
ONLY SUITED TO BERYLLIUM
Gather up the yet wider applications;
know an element exists for a reason;
it helps expand living consciousness.
DEVELOPING GREAT TRUTHS
It serves the clearest duties diligently;
it adheres to these rational world laws;
it does more work with less complaints.

[QUOTE=Bugeater]Who the hell is Bloodninja?[/QUOTE

The link is in one of my last posts.

Untitled
By Nick Jensen

I got an atomic number of 4
And I am quite a bore
I’m not very fast
But I sure can scratch glass

I am from the Greek
And once referred to as sweet
I am very light-weight
So please, don’t use me as a paper weight

I am gray and strong
And can go pretty long
Without getting heated
Melted or eaten

I’ve been in outer space
And I couldn’t wait to get back from that place
I can go quite a while without getting oxidized
So if you got time, stop by and say “hi”

Untitled
By nathan long

From this sweet salt,
I will make you emeralds
and aquamarine. From this
pale metal, I will forge you
glass that will not melt.

Let me take this sweet
bivalent and make of it
an instrument that spins
to tell us where we are.
Let me form a cord of it

to run between your lips
and mine, so we can talk
to one another faster
than sound has ever
traveled before.

WHAT-THE_F**K is wrong with you that you don't know BLOOD-MUTHA-F**KING-NINJA?!?!?!?!?

Bismuth
By Crystal T.

They dye you pink and give you to children.
They say it will soothe their stomach aches.

Vomit on the inside of mom's car.
Sickly pink and sticky.

Guess they were wrong.
No more generic Pepto, I think we'll stick with Sprite.

it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Horribly out of touch. Or I heard about him and forgot.

More than likely the latter.

It Is Too Good To Be True
By Patrick D'Hoostelaere

Mercury, it is nice for some odd jobs.
You can use it to find temperature,
Air pressure, or as an ancient cure-all.
But it is also a killer, it robs
People of life, of that you can be sure.
Too much of this stuff will be your downfall.
It melts your brain and destroys your liver,
With it in you will shake and quiver.
Lots of it can be found in the big fish,
Or working in the mines, that’s a death-wish.
But don’t be alarmed,
It takes quite a while for you to be harmed.

So what's your point with that? You're not enjoying the Poetic Table of the Elements?

I'm loving it. I'm not reading it, but I'm loving it.

ouch,

I tried, I'm no guru but it's a step in the enlightened path.

Is it atleast the direction you were wanting to go.

I had a friend once he took some acid

Now he thinks he's a fire engine

It's okay until he pisses on your lighter

Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway



(satan, satan, satan...)



I had a friend once he took some ecstasy

Tried to marry me and every one in the room

He was sort of loving kinda caring,

kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy

It got a bit messy all over the curtains,

arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting



(satan, satan, satan...)

It looks like you kneecapped him. You psycho.

what did you expect......


I'm drunk, untalented with lame basic art graphics and virtually no time to do anything.

put those together and it was damn good.

Rep for the Tool ref.

By Jimmy Vo

I am magnesium
An alkaline earth metal
I am magnesium
An essential to all cells of all known living organisms
I am magnesium
Joseph Black recognized me as an element in 1755
I am magnesium
The 8th most abundant element
I am magnesium
Found in iron, glass, cement, and sharpeners
I am magnesium
Related to steel and aluminum
I am magnesium

I'm back, had to out on the porch, needed some time. It's actually not too cold, got a stogie and a fresh crown and water. I'm good to go.

So it looks like I'm only missing on some poetry.

well. I don't feel much like writing poetry. save a haiku


Now, it's twelve thirty
drink, cigar, time with friends
I didn't get laid

rep if you can name the song that 'like I woke up in wonderland...' is from

by manson????

jfblsjkvblsjbfvlsijvbsdjkvb;lJV:

Are we still here, or should I go play poker at full tilt

Been in the grape gatorade again?

I luv your accent.

you're an ass sent to be luved

Nope, but I'm gonna see if I can earn me some rep. BRB

For that crap? ARe you kidding me?

Take a naked pic of Jessica Alba and post it here. I'll give you rep twice everyday.

Tool

Rosetta Stoned

What up wit it vanilla faces?

If rep = dick, here you go.


(I had oysters earlier that went to waste)

If I get a chance to take her pic, I won't be back for awhile

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Bob Dole posted in here 31 times? When?

Sounds like a personal problem. :p

Man, I've got to start post whoring into this thread.

He was actually in here for a while one night.