Suck on Belizenuts Crave!

The Ballad of Belize

Sit right back children to hear a tale
About a man named Cave
I promise you, it will be a whale
Of how a human can make waves

To Placencia, Belize he did say he went
However, his VPN address said the opposite
Now he is angry at the kidding; has his joints out of bent
So he is deleting his pictures like a Stalin communist

What is the lesson to be learned
From this sordid wild yarn?
Shut up or else you will be burned
By ChiefsPlanet's slinging of scarn

You people need hobbies and/or more lucrative vocations.

... said the poster who pulled the "I have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada" gambit except to an absurdly sad degree.

Most of us have lots of time to post sitting by the pool in Belize

Can't say for sure but looks like left arm forearm tattoos that would be visible in the bikini photos.

That giant pimple on the left arm is hot!

**** In Aye

You need more realistic vacations.

I mean, I'm getting paid AND getting college credits to sit here and talk shit about you.

In terms of energy expendedxGAF=expectations; I don't see how anything could actually BE "more lucrative."

Honestly. You should just not enter this thread if you don't understand what's going to be in here because you are an epic fail at the entire game of "becoming a man in real life."

I'm doing you a favor. Instead of everyone stomping on your balls for 10 more pages, I just cut them off because you obviously don't ****ing need 'em.

I belize Cave Can fly
I Belize his girl used to be a guy

https://www.themoviethemesong.com/wp...pace-Jam-9.jpg

Y’all a bunch of 2/10, would not bang MFers.

Bitch i'm hotter than Belize in the summer.

Most are a 10/10 would not post stupid shit, get busted and then quadruple down

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Crybaby, I have turned down hotter pussy this week than you'll ever have a crack at.

Again, not even talking shit...just a statement of fact.

^^^small dick energy.

LMAO

Waiting for Pablo to say “He Mad.”

Bitch belize

Settle down Manti Te'o.

Damn. Did him dirty with that one LMAO

ROFL

This thread is incredible. All it would take would be a reddit type verification with **** Off CP, but all we get is weak sauce shit talk.

Wasn't it Demonpenz that had bad idea pants? Crave definitely put on his bad idea pants.

+1

Picture of Crave at the gas station with his girlfriend.
https://i.ibb.co/6yq9c9S/FB-IMG-1615023707843.jpg
"Hey baby, you wanna go to Belize you gotta be healthy..."

On the upside, the guy who ACTUALLY took hope solo’s stunt double to Belize said on a sailboat ride sh puts her feet behind her head and uses her own no-no hole for a beer can holder and in a jam a fishing rod. As a bonus it’s said she’s talented enough to hop a jig a couple feet off the bottom.

It's not billay who claimed to have taken a girl to Belize, iirc??

Lmmfaoooooooo. You mean like making up Dream scenarios in our heads, then posting them on CP to pump how awesome our lives are? ROFLROFLROFL Some things are stranger than fiction!

Cave's been awful quiet. He must be back in Belize.

So has Clay. Maybe Clay's dad took him and Crave down there for an extra gay day or two.

No way. That sex doll is out of his league.

Yeah, plus there would surely be lots of patches on it from him popping her with his needle dick. You know, the one NOBODY can handle?? ROFL

Belize Navidad

A man fabricates an exotic vacation with an imaginary girlfriend and posts about it on his favorite message board. You won't Belize what happens next...

This scenario is already hard to Belize, does this story have a Placencia ending??

Some shit is hard to Belize and some people will Belize everything.

N***a Belize.

This is proof that you can’t Belize everything you read on the internet.

Crave can straight up lick Belize nuts.

Belize it or not, Craves never been there

The way he lies is just so free-ee-eee

Lying his way seems to come easily

Could could it beeee

Craves never been to Belize!

God damn it

Rabble may have won the thread

:thumb: Greatest American Liar

Sir, in this thread, we are ALL winners who are eating that ass on the beach in Belize.

All of us except Crave. We know he's not eating that ass. Because he's a ****ing loser.

This is one of the greatest threads in the history of CP. I do nominate it for inclusion in the Hall.

The Moral of the Story: Don't Belize everything you read on the internet.

Believe


(Just checking to see if it’s been added to the filter)






*DISAPPOINTED

We ain't belizing shit without pics in Belieze.[/QUOTE]

I like your style.

You can belize what you wanna belize, but I guess the bar is so low now that ol' rabble is actually humblebragging about NOT getting pussy?

Okay.

Dude, if I were in Belize, I definitely would NOT have turned it down.

In fact...I most likely would smash, then log in to post pics and brag about it here on cp.

Duh.

Craves going to Belize tomorrow, but that’s not what his IP will say
For he must be going with a model, cuz he don’t travel any other way
He can’t stay here in his trailer, he’s flying all night to get some strange
Craves as free as a bird now, because his delusions are deranged

His delusions are deraaaaaanged

Crave…. This you??

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Not clicking play

LMAO His pic in the thumbnail.

He just had a kid.

Named him after his Italian uncle:
Cavelieze

That guy is bizarre, I was thinking that he's very similar to Cave and that's scary.

He’d be heartbroken to find out his buddy in the video banged his doll. He could lay on the floor rolling, crying and yelling “I can’t Belize you ****ed him too”

Cave's Belize It or Not

I think it's time to retire this baby to the Hall of Classics

Mods,

Listen to the mack daddy of Heimlich County

A miniature size Queen!

This thread will go down in CP history!!!

Well done Mods. :LOL:

Oh, no. This baby has a lot of juice left before we put in out to pasture.

He said he Belize Cave's woman is too big and slow to switch to OLB in a 3-4 defense.

Believe

Filter check

Belize

Believe

Grinding up some Cookies 99, about to roll me a big fat Belizeie.

Went to Mike Kelly's Westsider and random chick was wearing this shirt :

https://i.ibb.co/3Shvd6j/20220924-150144.jpg

This thread... LMAO

Did we get this year's photos yet? :hmmm:

Hard to belize it's been a year already.

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The juice is still going.

Cave edited the OP again yesterday. ��

After like 2 years or whatever, I finally read this thread.

...I need help.

Some of Crave's posts were deleted. Boo.

Can someone do a wellfare check on Cave?

https://nypost.com/2025/04/17/world-...ane-in-belize/