Nothing but the best!

Donger and Pete have combined for 1k post in an hour. Let's pick it up.

I already miss Paige...I mean Pateeu. No...I mean Paige!

What do you mean?

My answer to that would be, YES!

You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

I like these leaving forever threads. They make my groin tingle

Cream?

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady - got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite

Hey, home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap-up on you, man.

I say hey, sky. Subba say I wan' see...

Uh-huh.

..pray to J, I did the same-ol', same-ol'.

Hey, knock yo'self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin', man!

Hey, you know what they say. See a broad to get dat booty ac'ion...

lay her down, or smack 'em, yak 'em!

Leon's getting larger.

Cold got to be! Y'know?

Shiiit!

Would you like something to read?

Do you have anything light?

I may have to lock this bitch at 999. :evil:

How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm.

Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Cutter say 'e can't HANG!

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

There is no way, . . . NO WAY!!!

And so he asks, . . did'you eat, . . . you know, . . . jew eat?

While I certainly do appreciate the post barrage, it wouldn't hurt ya to toss in a photo of Paige every once in a while now would it? ROFL

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Bring in the Hawk.

He's our resident porn perfectionist and aficionado.

I'M GONNA GIT YOU...YOU SUM BITCH...YOU'RE GOING AWAY TIL YOUR GRAY!


Junior, put the evidence in the car....

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Nice. At the current rate of posting we should have our questions answered by sometime early tomorrow.

More T and A please!

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If the 20 second post delay was off we could speed this up

(.)(.)

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The Gottdamned Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it.

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BRB after I finish my Diablo sammich and Dr. Pepper.

IT'S DOCTA PEPPA GODDAMNIT

YOU WANT ANYTHING?

Hushpuppies daddy.

WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT CRAP!

Simma before I barbecue yore ass in molasses.

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Things are cooking along here I see.

What we're dealing with here, is a total lack of respect for the law.