we tried running a zone defense with booger eater ... and he kept ****ing it up ... and his zone would score and he'd be like, "that wasn't my man! that wasn't my man!" and one of our teammates finally said, "hey, moron, it's a ****ing zone, you don't have a ****ing man."

oh booger eater ... even you aren't as pathetic as the dude posting boner pics on a public domain on a football message board

What does it feel like? How do you get rid of it?

LMAO

proud of getting the clap multiple times.

Way to aim high there buddy.

It's amazing how pissed you are because someone called your bluff and was "edgier" than you.

Native is gay?

Whatever. :rolleyes: Guys in a male-driven culture, such as a locker-room or in the military or whatever, will always make stupid comments and jokes to this effect. And there is always one guy who takes it too far for comic effect. Native is that guy in this thread. But you clearly have never been privy to such a culture, so you do not understand the dynamic here.
Rather than laughing about it and giving native shit like every other person in the thread, you chose to make it about you. You have some serious issues you need to get ironed out by a professional.


Final point: despite native's dick pic, Hootie is still the king of oversharing on Chiefsplanet. Frankly, I don't know why we let a confessed rapist back on the BB.

Might burn when you pee, your pee hole might itch, your dick might leak some shit that looks like cocoa butter.. Or you might not feel a thing..

Just takes some antibiotics and you're good to go in about a week.

I'm trying to figure out if I'd rather be known as the site rapist or the guy who posted pictures of his boner online to a bunch of dudes he didn't know on a Chiefs themed message board ...

I've thought about it for fifteen minutes.

I could think of zero scenarios where I'd rather be the boner guy.

LMAO

Suzieray pines for me.

Sorry to let you down buddy. I'm not gay.

never had sympotoms, I gave it to my ex a long time ago and that's how I was diagnosed ... and we reinfected each other twice being morons

1 pill - 2 weeks no sex - gone

That should illustrate just how deep your megalomania truly is.

Like a fat bitch.

:thumb:

I will say I wanted hootie back for melt downs just like this. He's good for that.

This thread went from Hall of Classics, to ****ed up, back to the Hall and now back to ****ed up again all in the span of 12 hours.

Holy shit.

confessed rapist?! Haha. Man nightfyre, I really get to you, eh?!

WELL THE GOOD THING IS

At least we know KC Native isn't a rapist. He is far too big for rape.

says the guy who comments what other guys wear, and tries to send a pic of his junk in a pm to another guy.

Tramp stamp makes more sense now,

So are all fat bitches gay?

I don't comment on what other guys wear. I just comment on your need to be a little girl and play dress up all the time.

Burst achieved.

You're welcome for the entertainment.

nightfyre,

do military men PM or text erection pics to one another?!

**** man, I don't know what kind of locker room brothel you've been a part of but ... yikes. Chess club?

Yeah, Native. Bust achieved.

Now let's see that vid of your wife jamming you with her vibey. That'll really show all of us!

You people are such hypocrites. You would have loved a picture of his rack.

I'd rather see his photo next to a QuickTrip exit door ...

I'm thinking 5'8" was a little generous (just like that 7.75)

thinking definitely more towards the 5'6" I originally predicted

yup, you're gay.

I'm not into butt play hootie. Sorry to disappoint you.

LMAO

Hootie's mad because he's not the "edgiest".

No, suzieray, I'm not.

I know you wish I was gay, but I'm not into guys. You'll just have to get over it.

yeah man, you're super edgy

Nivea shaving gel for men

he lost interest in guys after the 5th one in a row said, "sorry man, you're just too big for me."

....gay. didn't you claim to like gay bars?

keep effiminizing my name, :thailor:

but all 5 of them still blew him so ... he was ok with it but whatever

I said gay bars are fun. I've been to 3 of them in my entire life. I'm comfortable with my sexuality so I don't mind being around teh gayz.

And I will because you still dress up. My nieces play dress up too.

yup, you're gay. straight guys don't have to deny it multiple times in a thread.

I bet if you and Stevie ever met in person he'd go all Voodo Child slight return on your silly ass.

uh, no

Suzieray, you're worse at armchair psychology than hootie is.

LMAO

not scared.

Sure you aren't. You can use that 4.4 blazing speed and run for the border.

So are you going to be my new racist follower?

I was in the military and don't remember ever talking about my dick or anyone elses. That was in the days before "don't ask, don't tell", though, so maybe it's different now.

Nah. You ain't shit to me.

Or he could spit in Stevies face and when Stevie charged him he could throw his tree trunk out like a spike strip.

whatever you say, :thailor:

LMAO

LMAO

Sorry, sorry.

I meant bellybutton.

:LOL:

It's like a train wreck

Is that why you're still replying to me?

Why do you have frazbob's defunct forum as your location?

Why did you post your penis on Chiefsplanet.com?

Because hootie said he would like to see it.

Now, why do you have frazbob's defunct forum as your location?

Because I typed it in there.

Why did you type it in there?

Are you his lover?

Da ****????? What's next a picture of a planet member's vinegar strokes?

Never met the guy.

Leave it to Hootie to score a victory and then totally **** it up.

He never had a victory. This progressed exactly as I thought it would when I posted earlier.

I don't believe you.

If you never met him, why would you advertise his temper tantrum forum for him?

Good call on the Frazod diversion. You think you're cool. Dick pic and and all.

I thought I wasn't shit to you. Why are you still in this thread?

It's a bbs dipshit.

Aaahaaa snow day in Ft Worth what was that 1/4" of snow melted off by mid morning?

There are other threads that you can post in and other posters that you can interact with.

So, why are you still interacting with me if I'm not shit to you?

Actually we got about 4" but it did melt pretty quickly.

Then you must hang out with a bunch of bundle of stickss. Dudes comparing dicks with each other in a locker room? WTF?

Your opinion is naturally biased and therefore irrelevant to my view of the situation.

Your view of the situation is incorrect.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Is this Tinder or CP?

You aren't. I love this place and post where I want to.

More like Grindr

Fortunately, I am not bound by what you think.

you must have a really awesome life if the only way you can entertain yourself is to post a picture of your erect penis on a football message board consisting of all dudes and then arguing about it for an entire day

I still can't believe a dude actually posted his erect Wang on here haha

Yes

The old burn me once.

Look at it this way it would have been very disturbing if he had a tape measure at his bedside. Also a dead give away that he posts dick measuring pics all over the interwebs. So I guess he has got that going for him. But poor guy has a shank barely bigger than a stick of ban roll on.

Real men use a large can of right guard sport aerosol 20% extra for length and girth dimensioning.

Where as I use a stick of rolaids.

76% of CP was reporting with huge members. Then a poster photographed his own cock and we're now trending at 77%.

Congrats to Peter North for squeezing an extra 1/4" from a poster or two.

But he woke up with morning wood thinking he would post his erect junk. LMAO

he has a point

when I wake up with morning wood I'm usually like, "hmm...I think I should PM a pic of this to some guy on the internet I don't know."

Do you think this will blow over anytime soon?