I got your back, I poured some beer down my pie hole. No mess, no fuss.

That will have to do. I appreciate the support. He was just so damn young.

Poured some corona out, not for big smoke I let it sit out too long

No muss, no fuss. Bruh, post your poverty dinner or I'm closing down the thread. ****ING TEST ME!!! Not really. I'm ****ing hammered, bro.

That counts.

I'm about to tear into some Canadian premium whiskey, super shitty

I had hamburger helper for dinner, I could probably post some pics o f the leftovers?

Started drinking at 5, wife is sick, frozen Chimichangas was what's for dinner. ROFL

I would kill for Those frozen chimichangas

Do it! I rocked some Olive Garden take out. Big Daddy aisle 11 please! LOL I'm in a great mood. It's my Friday night, anniversary is tomorrow, and Oregon is getting raped in their own house. What a great day!

Not hammered yet, but rest assured I'm working on it.

Worked a 12 hour day and it felt easy compared to the 15-18's I've been getting the last two weeks... don't gotta be back in til 9am WOOOOOO.

Niceeee... Whatchu drinking on this evening easy?

Happy anniversary my friend, hope you bought her a tiara. :thumb:

I'm not really hammered yet either, look at this pristine grammar. I'm just well on my way!

Lucky ****s. They got me here at work until 11pm.

And yeah, happy anniversary, Flop.

Anyone here try not your father's root beer? It is awesome.

Smirnoff with a side of Coors light.

HURRY UP!

Thanks bro!!!

It's delicious and tastes just like root beer, with a buzz!

Yaaaaas!

I can only handle 1 or 2. Has to be LOADED with sugar. I get a stomach ache from it. But it's definitely tasty. Not denying that.

I hear it's flat, not much carbonation. Cashier told me to have the wife mix it with ice cream and make a float.

ROFL Even the cashier was telling your wife what to do?

Hahahahahaha....she meant as a recommendation for her to try herself.

Ok, gotcha lol.

Agreed. Two max or your back to the shitty stomach feeling typically experienced in 8th grade after drinking a six pack of zima. That shit SUCKED!!

I'll pour one to be certain... Brb

I'd mix it with vanilla vodka.

Is say it's less carbonated than a root beer, but it doesn't taste flat.

I guess I'm gonna have to ****ing try one.

If you dig root beer I recommend it. 6% APV

Yeah it's not flat. It literally tastes like root beer with a hint of alcohol... But the ones I've had are 8%. Certainly not a hint lol.

Check out the website btw. They have more... They have one that's 20% abv.

JFC. 20% is insane.

The smell of alcohol is strong, but I don't taste it much.

That sounds like a pretty good ****ing day. Enjoy it.

For sure. Weird with no Chiefs on consecutive Sundays, but the Ticket helps alleviate. Probably a lot of Red Zone on the agenda.

WHO'S IN FOR SOME POWER HOUR, BITCHES

Shot of Petrone before I pick up my date. Dinner/drinks then Don Henley.

3rd date, lot's of innuendo leading up, so I will be eating ass tonight. Bon Appétit. Looking forward to ****ing this woman for sure.

/back in the saddle.

Patron, dave. It's Patron.

With an accent on the 'o'.

**** you guys. You're nowhere near my level. Get to work.

I had a couple Vicodin and a couple beers. I'm in a haze at the moment. Had to get a finger reattached the other day...was hanging on by a thread. This helps.

Okay, Jimmy Fallon. Take the ****ing ring off.

Ouch! made my butt hole pucker.

Challenge ****ing accepted you ass. I'm three beers in, about to start the playlist and play some Battlefield 4. I'm gonna get turnt the **** up here in Midtown KC, nukka.

Haha. Jimmy Fallon ain't got shit on this. Clean through both the flexor and extensor tendons, complete dislocation of bone...skin and some meat held it in place beyond the middle knuckle. Courtesy of a DeWalt miter saw.

Taking it easy and getting ready for bed, I'm running the Media at Church tomorrow. Yea, call me a hypocrite, don't care.

This is my current state of affairs. Wife is outta town and I can't even jerk it.

http://i.imgur.com/UIwf4Df.jpg

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME CRYIN ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR CAUSE HES HUNGRY

FOR YOU THIS IS JUST A GOOD TIME BUT FOR ME THIS IS WHAT I CALL LIFE.

One can down. Power hour theoretically is 7.5 beers.

Betcha I beat that number.

Are you - going to - be waiting up when I get hooooome?

I haven't done a PH in years. I puked with those even in my prime drinking days back in college. I'd likely die now.

I have to blackout before I puke. And I estimate based on retellings of my drunken escapades that I puke one in every 30 blackouts. And I'm probably approaching 90 blackoluts.

Pretty sure the door will be locked and you will be sleeping on the porch.

ARE YOU GONNA STAY THE NIGHT? DOESNT MEAN WE'RE BOUT THE LIFE

CAUSE YOU ARE THE PIECE OF MEAT, I WISH DIDN'T EEEEEE-EAT!

The ****? I had that down by 6pm. Get on my alcoholism level...

Jesus. Sorry bro. That's serious shit.

You're also what, double my body mass and I'm 5'11 11/12ths and 210lbs?

You think I'm ****ing 8 feet tall and 500lbs? **** YOU!!!

Two down. IS IT SAFE TO SAY (C'MON C'MON)

ROFL The ****?

three down. WE WORK HARD, WE PLAY HARD KEEP PARTYIN LIKE ITS YOUR JOB

****. YOU! /Dane

Finished a bottle of Eagle Rare...feeling good, thinking of smoking a cigar.

Beer drinkers get off my level.

Elitist corn imbibers, get off your own ****ing level you high horse riding mother****ers

TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT

LOL...I got some Natty Light Ice if you want...

Ice? What, you think I'm 19 years old or something?

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It's called a balance, drink beer and not get stupid. Have fun with your over indulgence and pay for it tomorrow.

Maybe I need to get stupid?

7 beers down with 10 minutes left on the power hour clock.

Well then, carry on my friend, not going to hate, to each his own.

Checking in

Who needs to check in? I mean honestly.

The sober one's...

I do, ****er. How else would you shitheels know that I'm hammered, otherwise?

We cant verify that you are -in fact- hammared.

I would not lie about such a thing. I am, however, ready to pass out. You'll have to take my word for that one, as well.

Well... bye