Problem is I would get you laid.

Then I would feel bad because you would figure out you are gay.
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"Try Westport, remember condoms ruin the feeling, and aids isn't real" - tommy Morrison

**** no it's not.

Let's get down to brass tacks - I'm talking full on Spencerian Natural Law hard core here, so get ready to get primal.

How do you think animals are attracted to each other? They aren't ****ing self-actualized that's for goddamn sure. Bigger, stronger, better looking. It's all about perpetualizing the species and chicks don't want to be pushing out shit from their axe wounds that look like their scrawny, weak chinned Dad. They want strong, vibrant, full-on yoked up kids, just like that beast that knocked her up in the women's bathroom at the bar (stall #2). (Yeah, I've done that a couple of times too. Not knocked her up, or at least I don't know that I knocked her up though there wasn't really anyway to find out who I was at that point anyway, but banging quiff in the chick's shitter - that's the shit I did...before enlightenment.)

It's the Buffalo Theory. The best looking, hardest charging manbull gets the honor of spreading his seed, because chicks don't really like weak looking pussymen.

get that dominant chin bro

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/201...ong_640_25.jpg

No. My midface is decent. Ideally I would get a nose job to lower my alar rims and to reduce my nostril exposure and upturned nose.

But thats a risky and expensive procedure.

A chin implant is 2 thousand and a pretty straight forward procedure done under local.

http://www.goldcoastplasticsurgery.c...nts-patient-9/

See how he goes from dweeb to man?

Until you get a clue, there is nothing you can do that will make you a man.

Yup. I learned. This fool needs to.

Assuming you aren't a troll (and that's becoming harder and harder to believe), you have some real ****ing issues.

This is absolute insanity, and a waste of money.

Even if you go through with it, you are not going to be bagging 9s and 10s.

That 2 grand would be better spent on a decent set of threads and a haircut.

Or you can continue to try and impress girls in backwards turned ballcaps and wife beaters. Christ.

First thing I noticed when I saw your pics.

You look like a ****ing pixie elf.

With a bad beard.

And since that shit went down with Michael Jackson, I'm not so sure that the pixie elf look is a good thing to be rocking.

Sacc is somewhat legit although there are more variables.. In Gorillas the absolute largest is the alpha, whereas thats equal to Dontari Poe being sexier than Aaron Murray, which is not the case.

He's like my ****ing wife on webMD when she gets sick. Only his illness is his face

Hilariously accurate for this guy... From what I've read in this sad cry for help, it would seem this kid has undescended testicles, or is gay... Strong possibility on the latter, and the former I guess.. Grow a set, show some confidence, and act more like Sterling Archer

Well, there's your problem right there. Harpo is Oprah spelled backwards. You ain't getting laid there without Oprah's approval. And Oprah says the problem ain't your chin....

http://www.bet.com/news/celebrities/...rah-little.jpg

For sure
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Two G's is nothing. I just spent that this afternoon on Amazon on absolute dog shit that I didn't even need.

If that gets him a better, stronger chin, why the **** not?

That's money well spent at that point.

I think you guys are the delusional ones.

Rather than gaining what knowledge about human attraction you can (from a reasonably intelligent guy who has spent 2 years studying this and doing this as a full time job) you continue to spout off your pre-conceived notions of what matters in terms of getting laid.

You've got to consider the last 20,000 years of human evolution. While we still adhere to the primal state, there is also a underlying need for beauty and physical attractiveness that goes hand in hand with perceived social standing within a culture.

Case in point...a chick at my work just started dating one of my guys. Good looking guy who gets a lot of chicks, but he's kind of a pussy weirdo and they eventually cheat on him and leave him. (Trust me, I know.)

Anyway, she started dating him because of his two kids. They are absolutely gorgeous kids. Beautiful. And that's what she said..."Do you see how beautiful his kids are?"

She hooked up with him because she's hoping that she'll get a gorgeous kid too.

Laws of Nature combine with modern human impulses.

****ing love that shit.

:spock:

You're the one starting the thread and asking for advice.

What you are doing is not working. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Stop hitting on 9s. Get a haircut. Stop dressing like a hobo. Find a girl in your wheelhouse with similar interests. Don't make everything about sex, because quickly you will figure out it's not the most important thing anyway.

Or ignore us and pay someone thousands of dollars to cut your ****ing face open and shove shit inside in hopes that it will magically make the world's most beautiful women flock to your side.

Maybe you should be listening to the people who have been laid before about how to get laid?

Hey, you physics professors who've been doing this for 20 years, I've spent 2 years studying physics intently on my own in nature... why won't you attribute any expertise to me?

Well that's on you. I thought you were committed to this.

When you're losing out to other men, the only answer is a new chin.

Interesting. I cant speak about work or practical real life hookups after 30 because I have no knowledge of it. I assume that people "grow up" and "do the right thing" but obviously I know thats not the case.

Also I'm still looking for "tricks" to get girls. Lying. Creating drama. Anything really...

Go to the tittie bar and get some ****ing confidence. Those bitches you can learn from and will make you feel good but also help you get laid in the real bar scene. Then quit being a pussy about your looks, because every one of us has been rejected by hundreds of chicks its not big deal.

This guy's a troll but he's spot on with the jawline thing.

Sounds like you've pretty much got it covered...

Too many variables. A lower third (jaw and chin) is a major attraction feature on a man. I can link you studies. And if a guy with a normal jaw and chin is giving me advice then their advice is irrelevant.

I will try anything and I continue trying new things but the only variable that has remained the same is how I look

Who are you and what have you done with Wendler?

Girls like guys with skills. Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends with great skills.

Different results will happen. Humans are all different. Keep the hammer swinging Chief. You are going to hit that main vein eventually.

Don't stop hitting on 9's. Don't lower your standards. Don't be the guy who trolls for the fat, drunk skanks at 2 a.m. (Although, there is a time and a place for everything. Just don't make it become a regular thing.)

**** that.

Chicks dig long hair.

And scars.

And motorcycles.

I'd grow my hair down to my ass if I could.

I remember picking up this chick who organized/ran lingerie shows at the Hurricane one night. She was in this hot, black and white polka dot mini dress and looked a million bucks. I was wearing flip-flops, cut off BDU's/camo shorts and a grubby T-shirt.

Hipsters get laid all the time and they look like shit.

Lame. Who gives a **** what she likes? She likes what you like. Because you are you and she's your chick.

I mean seriously...wtf?

It will certainly help and you'll end up spending 2g on stupid shit that won't get you to where you want to be whereas you ****ing better believe that a stronger jaw line is going to be ****ing money!

Be nice to them.

One of my roommates in college had a weak chin. He got laid a ton because he was a likeable guy. You aren't.

Go outside and walk around your trailer park... those people have no trouble reproducing.

If you're actually looking for a genuine relationship with another human, having similar interests is key.

I went to school in Arkansas and learned that evolution is made up.

Zarth has to be xztop123.

Lying is always good.

Can't believe this dude can't get laid in Westport. It used to be like shooting fish in a barrel back when I was in college. Come up to KC for the weekend and do your thing. Kelly's was gold, meet them there bounce over to the dance club, come back to Kellys go back to my friends house. Score.

No...

Bad advice.

All they want is your money.

And drugs.

What the hell? Stippers will help you get laid in a real bar? What? Are you high?

I mean, I've nailed some strippers before, but that didn't help me get nailed in a real bar.

(As a side note, I remember getting really shitfaced, getting this stripper to take me home, hammering away at this broad for hours and then hearing some shit outside the door. Asked her what it was, and she said that was her mom and dad making breakfast and did I want any. 30 seconds later I was shimmying down the gutter spout and running home.)

The problem is I get laid. Study what you want. I've always gotten laid. I'm betting 95 percent of the people in this thread have/are. It's not your chin idiot.
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What if I don't give a shit what they care about?

And I've had some seriously genuine relationships in my day. And you know what? Funny enough, they liked exactly what I liked. You know why? Because I liked whatever I liked.

Like I care what they like. They like what I like. End of story.

They are after your money of course, but they are ****ing chicks that will talk to you without running away. Dude has confidence problems, talk to them about what to do to pick up chicks. They will listen and give advice because they sort of have to. Then apply to real world.

Wut? No way. Zarth sounds semi reasonable in this thread--totally out of character for him. Who is this zxtop123 then?

On CP 100% of the dudes are getting laid. The weird part is that 55% of us are married.

Why would Zarth create a mult?...

:nosmilie:

I wish it were that easy for me.

Saccopoo im not sure about long hair or any of that shit. There are theories for and against it. Long thick hair can be an indicator of health but also long hair can be an indicator of poor hygiene

I think SOME facial hair is almost always beneficial

xztop123 and Zarth are both online at this very moment.

Khal Drogo says yes.

http://www.thepostgameshow.com/wp-co...ason-momoa.jpg

Quite the conundrum.

I think you're a troll.

If not.... man o man. :shake:

LMAO That's rich. The two most non pussy gettingest mother****ers on the board have colluded.

I have an overbite that borderline needs surgery to fix.
Thankfully (I guess) I haven't got one yet because my mom apparently would have got me a nose job done while I was knocked out for a hypothetical jaw breaking.

My guess is its whoever Jim Jones was. Had about same post count as Jimbo Jones has in his F'ed a Tranny thread. Now the question is how does he hack dormant accounts?

If OP is real heaven help us we have the makeing of a serial killer here. The Slack Jaw killer.

Just ****ing pay for it.

Cool. Can't wait to see this ****stick on Botched.

Nope. Strippers will take your money for anything. Even just to listen to the sad SOB and offer advice. On the flip side, you can say anything you want to a stripper. Ask them anything and they will give you straight up answers.

A few buddies hauled me off to a strip club after a divorce. Every one of the strippers, paid for, had to hear my sob story. Every one of them listened and gave constructive feedback.

Then a free lap dance, which was nice.

Don't knock a strip club for a confidence boost. OP wants a whore. What better source for tips than from a fellow whore. A stripper can tell OP exactly what he needs to do. Ironically, it will be the same things we have all been telling him.

Now, if you are going to just get your blue balls going, perhaps hitting the clubs, then you are indeed doing it wrong. Go to the gym instead.

As an aside, I just downsized for a bit and moved into an apartment community. The pool has a pretty happening party going on Saturdays. I was up there just taking it in as a new resident. SO many dudes sneaking off to the workout room for a set or two of bench presses and curls. Some ab stuff too. Then head back to the party. Was entertaining.

LMAO

Your football takes are pretty worthless but I think you've got something going here.

I've heard Tebow has been studying throwing motions a lot. Peyton should probably contact him for some advice.

On the next Real Douchebags of CP County...

What kind of constructive feedback can a stripper offer?

They are some of the most ****ed up people on the planet. Usually stupid as shit and on drugs. They are there to take your very last dollar. Straight up answers? They will tell you anything that gets them more tips.

They are not there to give you an honest, sympathetic response to whatever horseshit is spewing from your pie hole. They are ****ing skanks.

No man chicks only go for jawlines!

OP,

You're a good looking guy and you obviously have no problem approaching women, so you should have no problem getting laid. You're a thinker & analyzer though and my hunch is you're giving off to much of that vibe to these women. It's nothing against you, but in your pics your eyes give off an analytical, "I'm up to something" vibe. My hunch is women see that and it scares them. So you need to answer that doubt before it becomes an issue. My hunch is you're spending too much time talking after you get the number. You need to be the guy that is there one minute then gone. Be busy. Don't give them the opportunity to think, "what is the guy up to". Get the number and run. Text infrequently. etc. Let them come more to you instead of you putting all the work in.

He's like going to deep with shit, be a ****ing dude enjoying the fact he doesn't live in a shit country. His problem is he is addicted to the game and he thinks if he figures it out he will win approval and status from himself and others. Look at him. He's never going be the cool guy automatically. Needs to free himself from the addiction of obsessing over the game. Of course he isn't going to change because he is a loser coming from a victim mindset that wants to argue.

This thread is interesting in a perverse way. It's not like he's a bad looking guy or 300 lbs or whatever. Must just be a dbag in person.

Hes a troll bruh

I doubt he is a doosh. He is just like a baseball player studying film about his swing and other swings and getting caught up in the science the philosophy the legend of swings and not realizing baseball is game that was meant to take a stick and hit a ball and run around and forget about your troubles for a bit. He is obsessing when the game was meant to be played at a simplier wholesome level.

You are the Bob Boone of bitches

That's probably a bad thin since bob boobe sucked as a manager. He did have a 3 run triple at the k when I was 9 tho.

Interesting POV.

Maybe i need to dumb it down a lot?

Also ive tried the whole not texting them much thing. Not texting ag irl has never gotten me laid.

a girl approached me at an art thing 2 weeks ago, hung out with her and her friends.
She wont text me anymore

Dont know how many of you guys are active in the dating scene but the truth is that every girl whos thin has 10-20 options at the very least unless she has some overt physical deformity like acne or something.

The problem is that you're competing with 10-20 other good looking guys who are all devising elaborate schemes to try and achieve the same goal you are.

Have you gotten laid in the twelve days since you started this thread?

I have an overt physical deformity. My chin / nose combo resemble this gu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQO0OzX4Kk#t=452

and i also have male pattern baldness. I dont think it should come as a huge surprise i am unable to get laid. (I also have some mild acne)

the only thing that's surprising is the fact that i put in this much time/effort with no reward. You'd imagine that i'd have run into a girl with a penchant for guys with weak chins/analytical overactive minds by now, as there are all types of weird fetishes

nope made out with a girl

Alright, this guy is trolling.

Has to be.