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rico 05-24-2014 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10649549)
It's a beautiful tale about a son redeeming his father.

And the origins of his father's inner turmoil.

And the son's inner conflict and how he manages to sway towards good opposed to evil despite the inclinations and temptations to do otherwise.

Plus the political references.

A beautiful tale, indeed.

milkman 05-24-2014 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10649555)
No, but it means you like the first movie for weird reasons.

Star Wars is a franchise giant to this day because the 2nd movie explains the Force and the Jedi in great detail, which happens to be something that people go ****ing bananas over. By itself, the 1st movie is more about space politics and ship battles than anything else, but those aren't what make Star Wars completely original and unique.

People got excited about Star Wars in A New Hope for its special effects at the time and also because it's a scintillating adventure film. If the series had stopped there, we'd still probably view Star Wars to this day as a classic film.

The Empire Strikes Back is the reason why Star Wars is one of those most universally understood cultural phenomenons across the landscape of the world.

Don't care.

It's all cornball.

rico 05-24-2014 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10649552)
LOL. I say that now without even realizing that it's South Park. You know something is great when it becomes part of your common vocabulary naturally. Big Lebowski does that to me as well.

So true, dude. Big Lebowski and Apocalypse Now are my favorite movies of all time... I'm definitely the same way with TBL.

LoneWolf 05-24-2014 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10649558)
And the origins of his father's inner turmoil.

And the son's inner conflict and how he manages to sway towards good opposed to evil despite the inclinations and temptations to do otherwise.

Plus the political references.

A beautiful tale, indeed.

Not to mention, Princess Leia in a metal bikini. That image is in my mental spank bank to this day.

Bowser 05-24-2014 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dingleberry (Post 10649556)
My favorite star wars is where old Spock meets New Spock my mind would be blown

http://i.imgur.com/GDDRWkA.gif

lcarus 05-24-2014 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10649562)
So true, dude. Big Lebowski and Apocalypse Now are my favorite movies of all time... I'm definitely the same way with TBL.

One of the ones I use from time to time is "This aggression will not stand"

lcarus 05-24-2014 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10649563)
Not to mention, Princess Leia in a metal bikini. That image is in my mental spank bank to this day.

Dude, I know. Semen would just glisten off of that metal tit cup.

rico 05-24-2014 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10649569)
One of the ones I use from time to time is "This aggression will not stand"

Lol, after he had seen Bush Sr. making the same comment on TV. I loved how the dude would repeat comments that he heard from other people or on TV later on in the movie... like, "her life was in our hands!"

rico 05-24-2014 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10649563)
Not to mention, Princess Leia in a metal bikini. That image is in my mental spank bank to this day.

It's not bad, that's for sure....

Is it true that she's a crazzzzzy bitch? Like bipolar or something?

rico 05-24-2014 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10649561)
Don't care.

It's all cornball.

http://www.vibe.com/sites/vibe.com/f...iffin-iii.jpeg

Well, whatever man....just keep hatin' on us cornball brothas.

Bowser 05-24-2014 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10649574)
It's not bad, that's for sure....

Is it true that she's a crazzzzzy bitch? Like bipolar or something?

She's Hollywood royalty and loved to party back in the day. If you watch her in Empire then turn right around and watch her in Jedi, she looks absolutely high/stoned/****ed up to all hell compared to Empire.

That said, she very well may be bi-polar. Doesn't matter, she was hot as balls back in the late 70's/early 80's.

rico 05-24-2014 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10649576)
She's Hollywood royalty and loved to party back in the day. If you watch her in Empire then turn right around and watch her in Jedi, she looks absolutely high/stoned/****ed up to all hell compared to Empire.

That said, she very well may be bi-polar. Doesn't matter, she was hot as balls back in the late 70's/early 80's.

Sometimes, all the time bitches just be crazy... add some fuzz to the crazy and yeah, it gets pretty messy.

With that said, I bet whoever rode that crazy train back in the late 70's/early 80's had a ****ing awesome time.

RealSNR 05-24-2014 11:20 PM

This video is more about why Clones sucked, but Red Letter Media are geniuses for showing just how horrible it is by doing a side-by-side contrast of the two trilogies. There's nothing new explained that people haven't said before about Episodes I-III, but by doing the comparison, it absolutely showcases the incredible difference in film design philosophy between the two. And even if you've seen the Harry Plinkett Star Wars reviews, this clip is a pretty succinct abstract for all three movie reviews if you've never viewed them that way.

If anything, I'm posting it here because it's just as much about why Empire is awesome as it is about why Clones sucks.

To quote Harry Plinkett: "I love Empire so much I'd **** it"

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rico 05-24-2014 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10649579)
This video is more about why Clones sucked, but Red Letter Media are geniuses for showing just how horrible it is by doing a side-by-side contrast of the two trilogies. There's nothing new explained that people haven't said before about Episodes I-III, but by doing the comparison, it absolutely showcases the incredible difference in film design philosophy between the two. And even if you've seen the Harry Plinkett Star Wars reviews, this clip is a pretty succinct abstract for all three movie reviews if you've never viewed them that way.

If anything, I'm posting it here because it's just as much about why Empire is awesome as it is about why Clones sucks.

To quote Harry Plinkett: "I love Empire so much I'd **** it"

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/c_W5OuuV-hk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I ****ing hate CGI so much.

TimBone 05-25-2014 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10649471)
****ing A...I just dropped my DVD remote in this cup that I am drinking a screwdriver out of (I ran out of beer...I got desperate). Now I can't rewind or fast forward or skip scenes...and I'm watching Return of the Jedi...and I want to jump from Yoda's death/Obi Wan's clarification of Vader being Luke's dad to the part where Luke surrenders... Ugh. I don't even know where to start when it comes to looking for a controller to replace this old damn thing.

****ing spoiler alert, brah.

rico 05-25-2014 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10649612)
****ing spoiler alert, brah.

Oh shit, I should have known better than to have given that away for when Milkman re-watches it. :)

ThaVirus 05-25-2014 12:54 AM

The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10649535)
The 2nd one is the one when Luke goes off to study with Yoda?

Yeah, it sucked.

Don't much care what everyone else thinks.


Oh, man. I loved when he was training with the Yod' master.

"Do or do not. There is no try."

booger 05-25-2014 02:00 AM

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booger 05-25-2014 02:01 AM

nsfw bald lesbian poosy
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Iconic 05-25-2014 02:36 AM

this is why i don't frequent cp at night

booger 05-25-2014 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 10649629)
this is why i don't frequent cp at night

I know! Star Wars freaks me out too

bevischief 05-25-2014 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10648243)
We all spend too much time here to be active.

ROFL

bevischief 05-25-2014 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10648295)
I don't think I've ever made one of these lists.

I just add fuel for the fire.

bevischief 05-25-2014 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10649178)
I lurked for well over a year before joining. This place was intimidating at first ROFL

Yes. I agree.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-25-2014 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 10649536)
I'm curious... why is it 101? Why not a nice round even number like 100... or 102? WHY 101?? IS IT BECAUSE 1 IS SHAPED LIKE A PENIS? IS OP TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING? HAVE I DECODED OP'S MESSAGE? SO MANY QUESTIONS????????????!!!1111

Don't forget to drink your ovaltine

bevischief 05-25-2014 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10649471)
****ing A...I just dropped my DVD remote in this cup that I am drinking a screwdriver out of (I ran out of beer...I got desperate). Now I can't rewind or fast forward or skip scenes...and I'm watching Return of the Jedi...and I want to jump from Yoda's death/Obi Wan's clarification of Vader being Luke's dad to the part where Luke surrenders... Ugh. I don't even know where to start when it comes to looking for a controller to replace this old damn thing.


ROFL

007 05-25-2014 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10649561)
Don't care.

It's all cornball.

Dumbass:evil:

bevischief 05-25-2014 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10649515)
I'm seriously wondering if Dr. Johnny Fever died or something. Dude posted here every 10 seconds for a long time and then just vanished. Last I recall, he didn't have a "I'm leaving forever thread" or any type of conflict. I'm guessing it was JASONSAUTO in the Media Center with a candlestick.

What did happen to him?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-25-2014 06:25 AM

104. The midgets

These little bastards kidnapped FAX and brought him to their alien masters where he was anal probed and told to stay away from here. When he refused he was forced to watch the new Star Wars films Clockwork Orange style. Dr. Noonan Fever was there as well, but he liked the probing and the new Star Wars so much he has stayed with those anus loving bastards to this very day.

bevischief 05-25-2014 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10649648)
104. The midgets

These little bastards kidnapped FAX and brought him to their alien masters where he was anal probed and told to stay away from here. When he refused he was forced to watch the new Star Wars films Clockwork Orange style. Dr. Noonan Fever was there as well, but he liked the probing and the new Star Wars so much he has stayed with those anus loving bastards to this very day.

ROFL

bevischief 05-25-2014 06:42 AM

I have a new toy, a air horn, the wife doesn't know about it yet. But it works wonders on loud Neighbours or dogs.

cabletech94 05-25-2014 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 10649658)
I have a new toy, a air horn, the wife doesn't know about it yet. But it works wonders on loud Neighbours or dogs.

dude? i thought you were from dakota.ROFL

htismaqe 05-25-2014 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10649485)
How dare you skip any part of any Star Wars movie.

Do you search the board for the term "Star Wars" frequently?

Or or you just somehow clairvoyant or something?

htismaqe 05-25-2014 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10649508)
And a real phaggy nerd fest.

A thread with a bunch of nerds sucking each other off.

At one time, there was potential.

Now, cosplay homo dorks giving each other the reach around.

If this thread was a penis, it started at near Ron Jeremy levels. Now it's inverting into a vag.

Jesus dude. It's just a draft.

No need to go all Queen Butthurt about literally EVERYTHING.

And for your information, this thread still has PLENTY of potential. Some of us are busy.

htismaqe 05-25-2014 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10649549)
It's a beautiful tale about a son redeeming his father.

It WAS beautiful, when I was your age.

In the 1980's.

ROFL

htismaqe 05-25-2014 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10649579)
This video is more about why Clones sucked, but Red Letter Media are geniuses for showing just how horrible it is by doing a side-by-side contrast of the two trilogies. There's nothing new explained that people haven't said before about Episodes I-III, but by doing the comparison, it absolutely showcases the incredible difference in film design philosophy between the two. And even if you've seen the Harry Plinkett Star Wars reviews, this clip is a pretty succinct abstract for all three movie reviews if you've never viewed them that way.

If anything, I'm posting it here because it's just as much about why Empire is awesome as it is about why Clones sucks.

To quote Harry Plinkett: "I love Empire so much I'd **** it"

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/c_W5OuuV-hk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Why go to all that trouble?

The differences in the two trilogies are easy to explain.

During the first 3, Lucas was a relative unknown with a brilliant idea.

During the second 3, Lucas was an eccentric old man with a God complex.

bevischief 05-25-2014 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 10649681)
dude? i thought you were from dakota.ROFL

Nope from Kansas. I am a transplant up here. Been to Arrowhead many times. And have been to the last few bashes at Joes.

Chieftain58 05-25-2014 07:49 AM

I try not to post on here to many negative assholes :)

milkman 05-25-2014 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chieftain58 (Post 10649696)
I try not to post on here to many negative assholes :)

"No" means "No".

Hammock Parties 05-25-2014 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10649684)
Do you search the board for the term "Star Wars" frequently?

Or or you just somehow clairvoyant or something?

I'm under house arrest. I read a lot of threads.

hometeam 05-25-2014 09:08 AM

what the **** is happening in here.

http://i.imgur.com/6r8ss.gif

Hammock Parties 05-25-2014 09:09 AM

you could stop at five or six stores. or just one!

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hometeam 05-25-2014 09:14 AM

http://i.imgur.com/NLB5CjF.gif

hometeam 05-25-2014 09:18 AM

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htismaqe 05-25-2014 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10649732)
I'm under house arrest. I read a lot of threads.

ROFL

I feel like I'm under house arrest. You want to finish this proposal for me?

htismaqe 05-25-2014 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10649745)

http://media.giphy.com/media/uZKPsKDjeufa8/giphy.gif

SAUTO 05-25-2014 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10649546)
Hmm. He must have just said "**** you guys. I'm going home"

He turned into a whiny bitch.
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crazycoffey 05-25-2014 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10648959)
I am not into that stuff either. Maybe i will start a swingers thread though to get some perspective on the issue.

Have done, sorta.... Wife and I share a girl or two every once in a while. Whacha wanna know? Is it awesome? Yes

go bo 05-25-2014 11:42 AM

and my dick is 32" long... :)

crazycoffey 05-25-2014 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by go bowe (Post 10649894)
and my dick is 32" long... :)

Nope, I'm hung like a lightswitch.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-25-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10649885)
Have done, sorta.... Wife and I share a girl or two every once in a while. Whacha wanna know? Is it awesome? Yes

Well that is different. I was thinking more of what goes through the mind of the guys that let another dude Plow their wife as well. True swingers.

Anyong Bluth 05-25-2014 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10649885)
Have done, sorta.... Wife and I share a girl or two every once in a while. Whacha wanna know? Is it awesome? Yes

Can't see how going down that road doesn't end up in anything else than bad. Maybe about 1% of 2 people in a relationship have the psyche and internal confidence to completely compartmentalize that roller coaster and not watch it come to a crash.

TLO 05-25-2014 12:16 PM

This antibiotic makes me shit fire water.

htismaqe 05-25-2014 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10649896)
Nope, I'm hung like a lightswitch.

ROFL

rico 05-25-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by go bowe (Post 10649894)
and my dick is 32" long... :)

32 millimeters?

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/vWEOxIJsxws/hqdefault.jpg

Das too bad, mang.

Could be worse though, I've heard of a dude who has a penis that is smaller than 3.2 centimeters. This girl said it resembled a cigarette butt. It made me feel happy, hearing this because the woman I was talking to was referring to a dude I can't stand.

SAUTO 05-25-2014 01:29 PM

You guys are ruining this thread
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rico 05-25-2014 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10650039)
You guys are ruining this thread
Posted via Mobile Device

You need to give it some burst, Mr. Sauto.

rico 05-25-2014 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10649618)
Oh, man. I loved when he was training with the Yod' master.

"Do or do not. There is no try."

Hey dude, did you ever get around to trying out that ice cube wit yo squeeze?

bevischief 05-25-2014 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by go bowe (Post 10649894)
and my dick is 32" long... :)

too much...

SAUTO 05-25-2014 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10650042)
You need to give it some burst, Mr. Sauto.

I can't buddy, just swinging through in between engagements.

Just thought I should weigh in on the state of the thread.

Good seeing you back Rico, I will say. Quit being such a girl too
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rico 05-25-2014 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10650126)
I can't buddy, just swinging through in between engagements.

Just thought I should weigh in on the state of the thread.

Good seeing you back Rico, I will say. Quit being such a girl too
Posted via Mobile Device

LMAO... Pretty good advice, I think. Hell, my wife called me a "drama queen" today...and she was dead serious, for it was in an argument. I do need to get my penis back. Going from oldest of 4 brothers in an ultra-masculine household to all the sudden being married and father of 2 Barbie-loving daughters plus 1 step-daughter evidently has the potential to systematically vag someone up. :D

bevischief 05-25-2014 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10650154)
LMAO... Pretty good advice, I think. Hell, my wife called me a "drama queen" today...and she was dead serious, for it was in an argument. I do need to get my penis back. Going from oldest of 4 brothers in an ultra-masculine household to all the sudden being married and father of 2 Barbie-loving daughters plus 1 step-daughter evidently has the potential to systematically vag someone up. :D

That explains a lot.

crazycoffey 05-25-2014 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth (Post 10649909)
Can't see how going down that road doesn't end up in anything else than bad. Maybe about 1% of 2 people in a relationship have the psyche and internal confidence to completely compartmentalize that roller coaster and not watch it come to a crash.

Thanks for the input, negative nancy. But too late now, we've already gone down this road. And doing just fine......

crazycoffey 05-25-2014 04:53 PM

Thread hijacked..... Get the list moving

Pasta Little Brioni 05-25-2014 05:37 PM

It's on hiatus for the holiday. It's a late night bullshit all day extravaganza until then.

Bowser 05-25-2014 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10650622)
It's on hiatus for the holiday. It's a late night bullshit all day extravaganza until then.

Well hell. In the interim, here's some people being awesome (REAL awesome, not DaKCMan awesome)...

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TribalElder 05-25-2014 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10650636)
Well hell. In the interim, here's some people being awesome (REAL awesome, not DaKCMan awesome)...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/jh6DAQGiZwY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That was kick ass

I'm afraid after watching that video that this thread has peaked

Kman34 05-25-2014 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10650636)
Well hell. In the interim, here's some people being awesome (REAL awesome, not DaKCMan awesome)...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/jh6DAQGiZwY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

What are those little go cart things at about 3:30... They look fun

TLO 05-25-2014 07:16 PM

I always read the name "DaKCman" as DarKCman in my mind for some reason.. Dark KC man

ptlyon 05-25-2014 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10650622)
It's on hiatus for the holiday. It's a late night bullshit all day extravaganza until then.

Ya, he did that this weekend when he was working. Dude needs some down time. ****, leave him alone!

ptlyon 05-25-2014 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10650719)
I always read the name "DaKCman" as DarKCman in my mind for some reason.. Dark KC man

No. Please go back and finish fourth grade & learn to read.

Thanks.

rico 05-25-2014 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10650719)
I always read the name "DaKCman" as DarKCman in my mind for some reason.. Dark KC man

You got a thing for teh chocolate penii?

Easy 6 05-25-2014 07:36 PM

**** your favorite posters, many others here see it much differently...

ptlyon 05-25-2014 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10650754)
**** your favorite posters, many others here see it much differently...

Wow. Cranky needs a nap

milkman 05-25-2014 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10650719)
I always read the name "DaKCman" as DarKCman in my mind for some reason.. Dark KC man

Funny, I always just read it as "Dumb****".

ptlyon 05-25-2014 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10650764)
Funny, I always just read it as "Dumb****".

So does someone else... can't we all just get along?

Except Denver fans, **** Denver fans...

TimBone 05-25-2014 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10650764)
Funny, I always just read it as "Dumb****".

Imagine that.

Mr_Tomahawk 05-25-2014 08:25 PM

....and this thread ended just as everyone expected.

bevischief 05-25-2014 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10650567)
Thanks for the input, negative nancy. But too late now, we've already gone down this road. And doing just fine......

About time you showed up.

bevischief 05-25-2014 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10650754)
**** your favorite posters, many others here see it much differently...

Go home you old fart.


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