I think I've heard the song, but I don't recall the lyrics. Which is usual for most songs I hear.

Surprised, and amused, that you listen(ed) to Offspring.

there was some good music out around that time ('93-'94)

Operative word: SOME

Pearl Jam was still good, Beck, Offspring just to name a few. There really was quite a bit of good variation in the alternative/rock/grunge scene back then.

Sheryl Crow, collective soul, 10,000 maniacs (wanted to bang Natalie Merchant sooo bad), cranberries, Gin Blossoms, Hootie and the Blowfish, Better than Ezra, Smashing Pumpkins etc. Good stuff.

You are correct and I misspoke. There mathematically is the possibility of 0-200 but I'm really not going to get into the whole big deal because it's a lot more complicated than I made it out to be.

I apologize for any inconvenience and would appreciate it if you would kindly roast.

LMAO

Holy shit. Phil's Dafaces father.

Give in to the daaark side Daface. Feel the hate.

70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan

It seems like everyone hates this douche but me, so I am well qualified to roast his ass up. Darth CarlSatan (I enjoy his original, unabashedly stupid, yet silly username the most) is often the butt of drug-related jokes, which is great because clearly he's smoking something to register on a forum where he's largely despised for a third time after being banned for reasons I've completely forgotten.

Used to be fat, like Frazod, but apparently got all lean and ripped up. Not clear whether it was completely due to illegal stimulants or some combination of those and the backbreaking manual labor that he was forced into since ex-cons usually can't get anything else. Rumor has it he's a roofer or something. Hootie tried to PM him to get some roofies upon learning this, only to discover roofing has nothing to do with selling date-rape drugs. DarthCarl hooked him up anyway, bringing his CP friend total to two.

Note: not sure if he actually IS an ex-con, but it fits with the whole "bad boy" persona he has attempted to cultivate since joining. Almost assuredly, he has posted from jail at least once.

Also claims to have wild sexual trysts from time to time in random dating threads. Unsure if he's been pleasing 190-pound soccer moms who invite him in for "a cool drink" when he comes down off the roofs he's thatching together, or if it's just luv and they're keeping it a dark, dirty CP secret. Hey, he had to do SOMETHING to bring his CP friend total to three.

Pros: ****ing hated Matt Cassel before it was cool to do so. Despite being in the top 10 most douchiest posters, has actually shown up to a pair of CP bashes. Wore a Brandon Flowers jersey that said "BMF" on the back. Oh wait, I think that part belongs in...

Cons: Yes, he was one. Is basically hated by everyone, save other douches, except Dane McCloud, who is No. 1 on Sweet Daddy Hate's "people to kill" list. I am now No. 2.

I hope that doesn't keep you from enjoying your real life get togethers with him and the college tennis kids.

tee hee hee

You should post it, but if you don't, put me on your subscription list.

Pretty good.

If only there was a reference to the fricking lil chiefy abortion.

No way! It's catching on.

****ing god dammit i forgot lil chiefy

LMAO

Lil Chiefy is like Dan Quayle.

Still gaining acceptance.

Kinda lame....

wtl;r

**** off you drunkshit meathead.

:spock:

Yeah well you're a gay cop. You know the kind, the ones that only like 2 doughnut holes and a long john with extra icing in the long john. So much that it sprays on your face, hair, neck and clothes and then you just bathe in it while all your cop buddies go "he's so gay he done got glazed by the balls and john AGAIN!"

Nailed it. If you were trying to out lame clay, that is.

Stop calling them African Americans, wth? They're not from Africa. They're just black guys. Call them black guys. They're use to it. Just like you're use to being called a white guy.

I swear...white people are far more conscious about racism and being "PC" than black people.

You wanna know who the REAL racists are? Mexicans. For whatever reason, Mexicans generally hate black people.

Bullshit. That was creative as a mother****er and you know it!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate is awesome. Dude is ****ing hilarious. He doesn't get as much love as he deserves.

Is he the greatest football mind? No. But he makes up for it with the stupid shit he says, and then people get all mad about it, which is equally as funny.

I had a uncomfortable experience with a Black guy a few weeks ago. I was on my way up to my hotel room and saw the elevator door closing. The guy saw me and kindly stuck his arm out to re-open the doors. For some reason, I thanked him by saying "Thanks bro."

He just looked at me for a second or two, and then asked which floor. I muttered "15" and suddenly became fascinated with my cell phone.

I learned all I needed to know about Sweet Daddy Hate from the Geno Smith megathread.

you should've responded with "whichever one all you bruthas are on"

LMAO

A dick donut joke? That's your idea of creative? Cops and donuts have never been tied together before?

I had an uncomfortable moment with a big brother a couple nights ago. He kicked in his ex girlfriends back door (not a butt joke) looking to beat her ass. His getaway car was a very recognizable taxi van at 2 in the morning. He's only been out from fed lockup (for armed robbery) two months. He called me a crackah and hurt my feelings....

Should've called him a hearse

What happened?

He's going back to clay ****ing only, I guess. He was strong as **** too, glad he took the threat of being tazed seriously. We arrested him.

I tied together cops, donuts, you being a homo and bukkake in one fail swoop. If you can't love that, well we can't be friends anymore.

They like it when you respond with "Where the hoes at?"

Seriously. You're such a tard. You are the most loathsome poster I have ever encountered. You make the internet worse.

2 Pooties for the bukkake reference then, friendship salvaged?

Come on clay, I thought you turned a road. Now you're dishing out Hootie comebacks.

Oops

I actually felt really, really stupid about it for the rest of the night. I kept wondering what he thought.

Then, the next morning, I had a late meeting and ran into the cleaning lady as I was left my room. I told her that I was sorry for being in my room so late, and she just looked at me and said, "Honey, I'll clean your stuff whenever you want!" Again, I suddenly became very British, muttered something like "That would be splendid" and quickly walked away.

Hootie and Frazod

GoChiefs and Coffey

gay

Loochy=jealous

no, I'm not jealous of seeing 2 people go back and forth over and over for no valid reason

Why does it bother you?

because i come into this thread to look for funny things and i just see "bitch bitch bitch" and lame insult

i can't put you guys on ignore because when you are apart you might have something funny to say

Hootie's gone, idiot. I've only fought with native today, and right now he's around back trimming the scrubs by the deck.

Try to keep up.

i know that, but gochiefs and coffey are starting up

And not a single **** was given.

That's because he puts in stupid little snarky gay comments about me every other post. He starts EVERYTHING between us. He's a little piece of shit.

He's a drooling mouthbreathing cro-magnon idiot who should have his badge taken away.

oh, one will be given alright

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You do realize calling me gay is offensive to real homosexuals on this site like clay, right?

Not by me.

Lier, I live in your head, get help, your the ghey and drink aides fire......

This was better than expected... I saw that you were doing a roast and expected Monty Python...well done. Legitimately good roast.

Your approval means so much to me.

Zero chance that I post it. I'll send it to you if I write it.

Me too. I want.

Given the demand for these, you could start a fee-based "premium content" service. I assume you'll comp me a subscription since I thought of it.

LMAO What a wanker. LMAO

I need to get my head checked, I guess. 10k posts into this thread, I'm laughing with frazod, native, coffey and even found clay's roast funny.

Phobia can **** himself. Seriously.

Shoot me a rep or PM. This goes for anyone who wants one. I won't send it to everyone, but cosmo is cool even though he's pretty much wrong about everything.

I bet you couldn't even name 5 or 6 things.

I'm thinking of 7 numbers. Name them.

I'm not racist
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I'm in. You are great at these
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I agree.
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Of course I agree that Saul is outstanding at these, but I'm just as interested to find out who this target is as I am to read it. It must be someone who is ripe for ridicule but who he thinks might be devastated by it and he seems to not want to hurt them publicly. I presume it's someone who hasn't been roasted yet. Any guesses?

I was referring to the direct bickering between the two.

Overall the thread is great and the roasts are great.

Kind of what I've been wondering....the people who seem the most inclined to being upset have been roasted (as far as I can think of, anyways). I have no guesses. There is one person who I want to see blasted...but I'm just waiting to see if it happens.

it probably will

there are about 70 spots left`

congrats on the concise post.

Who is it?

i have no clue, but there aren't that many active posters here so the person in question is bound to end up on the roast

Maybe Lumpy or Dane McCloud.

If you want me to consider someone, shoot me a PM or something. As it sits, I'm not planning on doing any more. If I do, it's one more, and it's not getting posted here. I'll e-mail it to a few posters who I don't think will release it to the board... Most likely, I won't even do that much.

The paparazzi have convinced themselves that they're the real stars of the show. **** 'em...

:hmmm:

I may have a rico roast yet in me

Send me a copy Saul. I'll keep it to myself. Thx

Duuuudely, I'm not the one I want to see blasted.

I think I mentioned a couple days ago...this guy hasn't even been mentioned by anyone...not even in a reply or anything. I don't think he even checks into this thread. He is the reason I don't check into a megathread that should be of great interest to me. I am just waiting to see if anyone has noticed some of the same things about this guy, that secretly irks me. The only person I've seen lay into him was Dane...my God that was fun.