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Jason? Do I know you? Or is that a coincidence?
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Hm. Slightly creepy.
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I only know one Jason and he lives north of Tampa, about 40 miles
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I wonder if Rust killed himself.
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Well shit. Didn't know he was a KC fan. SUP BUDDY!?
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I might actually know you, is your last name Miller? |
I swear that he was a Jets fan, not KC.
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No its not.
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And the Jason I know hates car talk, SO I'm thinking its not the one I'm thinking of...
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RECAP!
Rustshack...sad, girl is probably stepping out on him. At the very least she has an "emotional friend." Apparently, Rustshack is built like the dwarf from "In Bruges." New guy...tough guy, taking up for Holly, says Rust is a douche. Dating Holly's best friend. Probably working toward a possible "finger-cuffs" style three-way. Holly...treated poorly, but rather than leave like an adult, begins testing her options before having the balls to be alone. Crying to friends about her mean boyfriend and his friends on the intrawebs. |
Nah, I was just seeing how far I could row that boat.
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where is skip when you need him?
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Wait so Rustshack is Hornswoggle...that explains alot.
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Thread is losing burst....
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Anyone go to any of those "Tea Parties"? I went to the one in Des Moines. It was pretty sweet.
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Kind of, but skinny as a toothpick, with bad hair.
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Let's talk more about Holly's friend, your girlfriend. What does she like? Movies? |
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But all I know is if I knew I was going to die in a year, I'd be out doing crazy shit. |
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When was the last time a girl showed up and said "hey new friends, especially mildly handsome man in the corner who makes my pants tingle....I'm a real bitch to my pussywhipped boyfriend. I use his money, run around on him and is that all wedding tackle pushing your cargo shorts up like that?....."
Its ALWAYS the boyfriend thats the prick....its always the girlfriend thats a bitch when the other is somewhere else.....always. its a force of nature, invented the first time OG farted in the cave too much and ZugZug saw HOG down at the watering hole. |
Yeah, we like movies. Movies are good.
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Actually, she paid for him most of the time
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There was a badass midget dressed like that, with the deepest midget voice(hell it would be a booming set of pipes for a 500lb man) at O'shea's casino in vegas.... |
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Hon, you need to work on your smack. |
Not a fro...remember those bowl cut haircuts from the late 90's? He's got one of those. And big round glasses. (I'm not kidding or making this up)
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You're making it sound like he's a midget toothpick with bad hair and no good qualities...how did this girl date him, how can he get laid? You are describing him like he should just eat a bullet before it's to late so I have to ask. |
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Well, offseason or no I'm not going back to read 500 posts but, why doesn't she like you to accompany her to the bars? Does she generally try to keep you away from her friends?
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Hahahaha Mecca, since I've met my girl and Holly I've wondered the same thing. I've personally never met the dude. They were together for about 8 months, and I've only been seeing my girl for about 2.
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So who is this H4LO? Is it
1) Rustshack's ex-friend who submarined his chick 2) Friend of the friend who submarined the girl 3) The girl Holly 4) Claythan 5) KCWolfman 6) Gaz 7) Rustshack himself, going all Sybil on us ? |
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YOOOOOU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED.
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND. YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND OOOOOOH BAAYBAY YOOOOOU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED. |
That's the cool thing about this place....you can look like a warthog, and as long as you don't type like a dickbag, you're accepted. I mean, in real life I'm awesome too, but thats just coincidence.
This place is cannibalistic. If he acted like a douche here, he'd have been eaten alive, and I've never seen it, so I don't really care if he looks like Tom Cruise or the creapy lisping bastard from the Lord of the Rings movie. |
There are about three "Holly"s from Waterloo on facebook. I'd only bang one of them.
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When he described him I seriously pictured this...
http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dsp...2/21013acs.jpg |
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it's nice to see the planet banding together
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Oh, hell, nevermind. I see we've moved on from solving the original problem and have created all new problems. Carry on, lol.
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I heard she was into tossing salad. I'd tell your pal to throw her a tic tac before they make out late in the afternoon.
Mecca laughing about someone's looks and physique is about as funny as String bikini's being sold at Lane Giant. |
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they already did it
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*shrug* Gotta go pick up the paycheck. Later kids.
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