I agree. It's good, but not legendary....yet. What qualifies a thread as being legendary anyway? Post count? Number of posters? So many posts per hour on average? Drama level? Content?

Whether or not I start it. Duh

When you see one, you know it...lol

EBOLA vs. Sky circa 2005, for example.

Oh. Please forgive me for not thinking of that. :)

Hi J....eh..cheefer ROFL

Does anyone know why Guiness beer has marbles in their bottles?

oops i mean clyde fun

my name is clyde

No, but make the most out of it, choke on it.

LAWSUIT!!!

its kinky

Its not marbles, but a plastic ball bearing, and its to be almost the same as their kegs. I don't know the actuall reasoning behind it, but thats its relativley new. Guiness used to only sell by the keg only.

They are made to not come out of the bottle

Resident bartender in the house. :)

sigh I guess

damn right

I read the bottle and it's (proper usage) called the "rocket widget".

So, I come to the bar. You ask me what I want, and I say, "Whatever. You choose." What would you make me?

whats it do?

luv, do you like hard or foo foo drinks?

I couldn't imagine being a bartender. It sucks to be around drunk people when you're sober.

Jack. Straight.

Either. I'll try nearly anything once.

grey goose and cranberry

Shot it, but only with a chaser. Whew! That'll put some hair on your chest. I'm a chick, so that would be rather unattractive.

Hehe. :evil:

well, i'd probably start you with a daquri or margerita, but have you drinking long islands in no time.

I've heard those are good. I've never had one.

There's a football in my coffee!

I don't ask you what you want, I tell you what you need.

What does what do?

You shoosh.

Alright. So, what do I need?

Hell yeah, try 21 shots without a chaser, FUUUUUUUUUCK

call me

Eh, its actually pretty fun watching drunk people while you are sober.

I prefer daquaris. I'm not big on tequila in mixed drinks.

You're way too slow.

What type of day did you have?

yeah, bartending is kinda fun. i miss it, i'm just a server now :(

Slightly stressful, but nothing I couldn't handle.

im way too high.

like mike vick!!

ooooh, dissssssssssssssssssssss

Are you tired? Do you have do get up early. How much do you want to drink tonight?

My brother's rule when he worked the graveyard shift at The Waffle House: The drunker they are, the more they tip.

Not really tired, and I don't have to leave for work until 3PM tomorrow afternoon. I know when I start to feel good, but never know when to say when.

Most of the time, yes. Sometimes people are so drunk they have no clue how much money they lay down. If its short and I call them on it, they get mad because they think that I think they are stupid and don't leave anything.

You know we tried to reach you
But you were much to high
Much to high
Much to high
Much to high

Chiefs 2007 team

rb LJ
qb Vick
wr TO
tight end luv

Well for you I suggest a _____________ don't want to put the real name out there, sorry

Its made of Baileys, Navan (a vanilla flavored conjac), and Khalula, coffee and topped with whipped cream.

Sounded pretty good up until coffee.

If you don't like coffee, I could use hot chocolate.

And it's going to stay that way.

Now THAT sounds perfect. And just a little whipped cream please.

Are you kidding? Coffee is the next best thing to beer.

we'll see

slide midget porn in the lead

I know what I'm doing.

Next scenario. You're out on a first date. You're ordering drinks. She says she'll have what you're having. What do you have?

some kinky pills

Bahma Mama. Not to girly, but enough alcohol to get the job done.

Okay, what about shots?

Jaeger

If you think you need the help.

FYP

Royal flush

:banghead:

FYP = For Your Pleasure, Feel Your Pain, or Fixed Your Post?

Fixed Your Post

feeling your poop

Fixed your post

No way!!!

My all time favorite shot!

Had a feeling.

Have I mentioned that I'm good at what I do?

matt, you high?

clydes high. about 45 feet

What is Royal Flush?

Ehh...Its been a couple hours since I smoked.

so thats who was in my tub! rep for the info

Crown, Chambord sp?, Peach shnapps sp? Cranberry juice

Well its gotta contain some Royal Crown obviously.

Edit: thanks.

Crown, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice

bzzzzz wrong

close, but wrong