That's just wrong.

where we at now?

I gummered your mom last night.

Welcome, and at the rate you are posting, you will have 10000 by the draft this year.


Postwhore

I'm 13 away and the thread is 7. I won't do it.

:spock:


I'm guessing you've never had a gummer then.

Change your name to GO Chiefs #2. You can be his protege, just learn how to utilize photoshop really well and never have sex.

BTW, I'm thinking about changing my name to "Turd Ferguson". What do you think? It's classy

I know, I've been threadingly active the last few weeks

500

Whatever it is, I did it anyway. It sounds degrading, so I don't care

missed it by 10

You were just waiting for that, weren't you?

RENT GUMMO NOW, NETFLIX. (In my best New Jersey accent)DO IT!!!

or not

Naw I played for a small school but I was fat bastard in high school i was like 250 So I was Dline sometimes Nose tackle there is a dude rageumr on here that played against my team. He went for like 150 yards recieving on our D one year. I was pissed! **** get here tomorrow I am talking about high school football

I'm picturing an old lady with no teeth.

STFU nOOb

Comparing me to GoChiefs? :shake:

No.

and hoping to not get beat

gums are soft

no no no, that other dude, crazycoffey or whatever. The one with 50 posts per day

Think "hummer" with a g.

DING DING DING


And I never once said that I have recieved one.

Cool, its just that you quoted me and called me Gochiefs2 in it

Just because you didn't say doesn't mean it didn't happen.

And people on here call me stupid. Naive sometimes, yes. Playful, yes. Stupid, I think not.

Haha thats gross. But hey, a mouths a mouth I guess. Make sure the dentures get put in when she's done

What if a really hot girl just got in a wreck or something and lost all her teeth would that be ok if got a gummer from her? Esepcially if she can take out the teeth and pinch my nips with them while giving me a gummer

Very playful.

You actually read all that crap?

This has fallen out of the limelight and should be funny again.

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ROFL

Yeah, he's right the subject changes every new page

Well, would her mouth be bloody? Because that could get oddly erotic.

always do









Sigh, I have no life.

i just noticed that I MIGHT be able to post my 500th at the same time as 500 on this thread, that's the fuss.

I never claimed that my post were all worthy of fame, just messin around. by the way I can't wait for 3:30 CST. It's only 13 hours and 16 minutes away

Speaking of such, anybody earn their red wings yet?

LMAO

I might wade from the river but never drink from it.

Her taking her dentures out and pinching your nipples with them while giving you a gummer wouldn't be erotic enough?

This is about to get interesting....

not quite. :p

Are you suprised?

I remember last time I could get off. It wasn't until I put a picture of Air Huard at the top of her head that I was able to launch

man I am all hopped up on mountain dew

Hell and no.

You should get one of these

www.fleshlight.com

This ****ing dude has made me LMFAO with his humping huards nutsack jokes..and pounding the TV.. ROFL

Rep again to you DP!! ROFL

Not really. What's that saying?

Using a feather is kinky. Using the whole bird is perverted.

Something like that.

Yeah, Red Wings. ****in' a chick on the rag. Just do it in the dark so you can't see the glory.

Who has more yards, Larry Johnson or Peyton Manning, lol.

Clearly




Our lords saviour, Damon Huard.

So you're calling me a pervert? Well I call BS on that. Birds are unbelievably sexy.

Oh, I know what it is. I've never done it while on the rag. I've imagined it though. You know how hormonal a woman is on the rag? Just catch her towards the beginning or end.

If they would have made those 15 yrs ago I may have never got married.

I'll bet you like flamingos. :p

ROFL

And the way they flap thier wings while being held down is almost as good as sex itself.

God damn it, my friend just yaked on the carpet. Son of a bitch. Looks like I missed the fun tonight, but instead I'm posting it up on ChiefsPlanet

It was a Tuesday. High noon. Well, it was noon and I was high, but that's not the point. Jon touched me. Well, not really but I said he did. They took him to jail and now he gets touched. God damned cocksmoker.

I think Antelope are good lookin' animals.

Yacking on the carpet is fun?

Unless I've misunderstood that term all of my life, you don't get red wings from ****ing when she's on the rag.

Quoted to note that you admit that you have been touched by a guy.

That's what I've always heard it referred.

nlm

Cut him some slack, he hasn't been the same since he saw ENDelt's ass. You don't recover from that overnight.

Off Topic (if there is one), How many drivers you guys think are gonna be in the Chase for the Cup next year? I say 15.

I could've sworn an energy drink was involved.

:hmmm: I always thought it was something far worse.

Is that a NASCAR question?

Do tell.

This threads about to get ugly..and I don't care,..heh..

Yes, guy seems to be buckin up the randomness factor all over this thread.

I thought only 10 got in. Did they change the rules?

The act of yacking isn't fun, but the night you had before it..that means you were partying like a rock star

Like ****ing a bullet wound?

Use your imagination.

They're considering it. Also more points for first place winners.

Yeah they announced that more drivers will be in it next year, but didn't give a number, I'm not that big of a Nascar fan, but I will watch the Daytona 500, and I switch over to it during commercials of the NFL games.