Ev'r leave a newborn with an adult male, even the father?

When a new mom, gets her day off, say on a Saturday...and comes back home from say...shopping at the mall...and the 'lil package is screaming its brains out. Just ask, did you feed her/him?

Answer: Oh? You're supposed to feed "it"? And of course men use the word "it." ROFL

See, it's a "thing"...hence no food is necessary.

She should be thankful that she has a garage. Try coming home to an apartment complex after work at 12:30AM and see where you get to park. I'm excited if I get to park in front of my building.

Now you know how women feel when giving men instructions.

You need a truck with a snowplow. Let that moron with the Civic work out the problem in the morning.

Let me inform you then of another motherly lie. You won't go blind.

I'm taking care of my 4yo and 2yo right now. Can't you tell?

My mom NEVER told me that one!
She NEVER even discused it.

Ok, you got me there. ROFL

I didn't even know that rule applied to females.

ROFL

take a guess....ROFL

You stole that from me!!!!!

Why in the Hell would I move something and dust UNDERNEATH it? Do you have some sort of migratory and tunneling species of dust that can burrow its way under things? :shrug:

But I do vacuum under the coffee table. :p

Who cares? Without the word "clowned" in it the realism sucks.

...because that's where you put your boogers, isn't it?

Personally I clean by osmosis.



Eventually I'm dragging out as much dirt as I'm dragging in.

Cleaning session number 4 is done. I'm not sure how many sessions are left. Dusting, scrubbing bathroom, last load of laundry, taking out trash, and reorganizing a few things left to do.

No. It's where I hide the nekkid pictures of you doin *ahem* to that goat........

EDIT: :p :moon: ROFL

ROFL

I like the way you think.

Please don't encourage him.




:)

He DOES have a point you know....theoretically. You can only drag in a finite amount of dirt before the amount you drag out equals the amount you drag in. He's not sloppy, he's just efficient. :)

I already know that trick. Let me know if you need any tips.

First, it's a donkey. It's always a donkey.

Second, so you're masturbating to pictures of men having sex with farm animals? That's disturbing.

No no, no carrot waxing here. I just keep them for blackmail material.

That might be smart except that you bought it from my web site like about 50k other people.

ROFL

Shhhhhhh....you're blowing my cover dammit!

Is that what happens when a dude with a sex change goes clear?

You make money off of having sex with a donkey? That has to make you some kind of gigolo.

It's all special effects. I also hire a stunt double. Claims his name is "CHIEF4EVER" or some such crap. I just make the checks out to cash. I think he spends it to have lesbian bikers with the herp do him with huge strap ons. I'm not sure, though.

CHIEF4EVER and badgirl are the same person?

It was pretty nice of the guys on the planet to help Stumppy break up with dumbgirl...

http://www.break.com/index/extribute28.html

Don't got there woman. :cuss:

They might've sounded worse if they were sober. That's hilarious.

Damn, someone is pirating my username without my knowledge. :banghead:

Sorry, that was a little low. Didn't think about it at the time.

ROFL No way she didn't get hit with that freight train.

What? She left didn't she? I'd say he did an outstanding job.

From what I'm reading, he didn't need a more useful tool, just a bigger one.

A much bigger one.

I feel like maybe I should say something.

WOW.....what a thread.

First off, the sappy stuff. I really appreciate everyone of you on the Planet. As for what I think about BG being here? What several of you posted, while some were a little harsher than I would have been :D , pretty much nails it.
In the famous words of Fred Bartles and Ed Jaymes " Thank you for your support ".

Gloria,
This situation is like a lot of things. You just don't get it. Or maybe you do??? Who knows????
Hopefully I can explain this so you'll understand.

Let's look at Chiefs Planet as an old friend of mine. And at one point I introduce you to my friend. While still together, we both use to go to my friends place to hang out, visit, party, and shit like that.
Then we ( you and I ) split up. Should you / do you continue to go to my friends place and hang out there ? Even though you know I still hang there all the time. It's where I go to kick back, relax, talk bout guy things, old girl friends, current girlfriends, CHIEFS football, RedNFeistys' nipples:drool:, fishing ??? You get the picture.

(Heres a hint: 97% of the people wouldn't)

The other 3% would be there for very few reasons.
a: To cause trouble.
b: They just can't get over it and move on.
c: They're so fugging dense they just don't get it.

Well????
Scratch that, your actions will reveal your motives.

Just so you know. Everything that has been posted on here by the regulars has been of their own accord. I have not asked them to give you a hard time. Nor have I discussed any of our personal lives. They're all just posting what they think about you.

Let me break down the Cliff notes for Stump.

"Leave Psycho Hooor"

"PS. when I used to hump you in the dumper, it grossed me out because your 'roids' hanging like a bunch of grapes were grouted with dung. learn to wipe your arse like a grownup"

I keep confusing CHIEFS4EVER and Chiefs4me.

Stumppy, you forgot to use a minimum of three of the following words:

meat
curtains
lesbian
biker
herp(es)
strapon
Titan(ic)( is a movie...)
minge
crater
cavern
b**ch
whore
slut


That just about covers it.

ROFLROFLROFL

You mofo's have had me rolling in the floor.ROFL

"....and he should shit in your mooooouth"....{guitar}

Listen noob. You are treading on dangerous ground here.....:cuss:

Yeah, saying someone f**ks a donkey for cash is one thing, but comparing them to Chiefs4me is just plain low.

ROFL

Here's where you need a soundbite from the Honeymooners.

"ONE OF THESE DAYS NORMAN! POW!"

Oh, sorry, I didn't know any better. I'm a n00b.

Uh huh.

Let me help you out noob. There are 4 things you don't do here:

1. Tug on Supermans cape.
2. Spit in the wind.
3. Agree with a Donk or Fade fan on ANYTHING. :p
4. Not be aware of who is on the "shite list".

You forgot number 5.

Post whore all you want, but never, ever, be a rep whore, unless you reeeally like red.

Oh, yea. Forgot that one. I suppose as part of Orientation, the noobs should be required to read, understand and memorize the Lexicon as well but that ain't my call.

I hope I can remember all these rules. I dunno, I'm a n00b.

Don't worry.

If you forget them, and make a mistake, you'll be given some......uh.....memorable lessons.

Skip Towne wishes he started this thread.

I'm highly doubting that.

So does Dale Mercer......

Just the other day it ocurred to me that I had never started a thread that got 100 or more replies. This one, although unintentional, was good fun.

It seems many of us are glad you started this.....

You know, I wasn't even going to join in until that goofy post she made complaining about animated boobs in avatars. Simplex really kicked the whole thing off.

Got Me into trouble at work....I JUST HAD TO READ IT!!!

BTW, I think she is too stupid to have anything to do with car sales!

like you can't be stupid and be in car sales...look around.

OUCH!!!!!!!!

Man, C4Ever is really getting roasted worse than BG!!!

Yeah...I have seen some real stupid people flunk out of car sales. Dome went to work for credit card companies....some became movers.....

some stayed

and became managers.....

what does the buddy list do?

ask bad girl!!! ROFL ROFL

let's make sure that does not happen anymore.....%(/

Not I, said the necked witch of the west......

ROFL Now I wish I hadn't repped you on an earlier post!

Did I miss any posts where you explained your avatar?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138372 :D

Yet again, I miss something by not checking back in on a thread I posted on early. Congrats!

So if Endelt dumps Mer, she's outta here?

haahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahah to either of those 2 fantasies of yours happening

They aren't fantasies of mine. I'm trying to show how ridiculous that shit is. If you dump Endelt who gets to stay?

We're adults, Skip.