Sounds pretty nice actually. Winters are going to suck, though. Northwestern Wisconsin cannot be good...

http://geology.com/county-map/wisconsin-county-map.gif



And...yeah. Average is 15 degrees in January, 17 in February. The low is -31 and -24 respectively.

http://www.areavibes.com/barron-wi/weather/


Ah well, hopefully the missus will keep me warm after the Nascar events get her all excited.

Ok, I really need to disappear before the Bubi drug lords catch up with me. Help!

You probably work at Winnebago industries...Hope you enjoy building RV and campers.
Here, you've got 4 things to do...fish, ski, ice fish and snowmobile

You're busted immediately. You're not Amish and you're not one of 4 typical surnames. You can enjoy quality outdoor activity, avoiding Amish buggies in traffic and avoiding buggies on your way to fish or hunt.

You're now in the fastest growing county in Iowa...if you choose wisely in investment properties you'll do great. Hope you enjoy yoga pants, fake snow boots and SUVs with soccer ball stickers in the back window.

Yours may need some work. The first place the drug lords will look is for pharmacy workers in New Mexico. Hopefully your wife can protect you while you're teaching your kids to make candles.

Male name: MARTY
Female name: ANGELA
Surname: BOOHER
Location: Sandoval County, New Mexico
Male occupation: Special Education Teachers, Secondary School
Annual Salary: $74,400
Female occupation: Pharmacy Technicians
Annual Salary: $26,700
Your Main Hobby: Candle making
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Judo

Well, shit! I didn't know about the local costs and I don't even like seafood.
Making 17k a year sucks!

This sounds like fun.

Take me away from all this...

ROFL

As of 2011 Nantucket was the most expensive county in the entire US for average home value.

http://www.bizjournals.com/bizjourna...t-housing.html


Basically, you live like a complete pauper surrounded by the ultra-wealthy on vacation during summer, and by frozen seagulls and perhaps the odd migrating penguin in winter.

And since it's an actual island, with no bridge to the mainland, even ordinary groceries are stupid expensive. Good luck my friend!

Do me do me!

Winnebago, by Sioux City Iowa. I know all about that place.

My wife hates her job and measly pay (and the fact that I sit around crocheting all evening) and called Joey "Bag of Donuts" Gambino and told him where we are. I need out of here in a hurry!

LMAO almost got our occupations reversed. And who knew teachers got paid so well in New Mexico? Sign me up.

Other than having to change your husband's name to Theron, you might want to go ahead and annoy the mafia just to get this life. It sounds pretty good if you can enjoy the work. Plus, geocaching and archery sound fun.

Male name: THERON
Female name: IVA
Surname: BARAJAS
Location: Boundary County, Idaho
Male occupation: Economics Teachers, Postsecondary
Annual Salary: $75,600
Female occupation: Computer and Information Systems Managers
Annual Salary: $173,000
Your Main Hobby: Archery
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Geocaching

We're going to kill two birds with one stone (metaphorically - physically it's the opposite). We're moving you to the Pacific Northwest with orders to save the Spotted Owl.

Male name: ANDREW
Female name: REBEKAH
Surname: BLOOD
Location: Clallam County, Washington
Male occupation: Forest Fire Inspectors and Prevention Specialists
Annual Salary: $33,300
Female occupation: Environmental Science Teachers, Postsecondary
Annual Salary: $49,200
Your Main Hobby: Ice skating
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Beach Volleyball

Laramie is a nice place. You might enjoy it. But then again, your new hobby may indicate that you don't appreciate a good challenge.

Male name: AVERY
Female name: SELENA
Surname: SOMMERVILLE
Location: Albany County, Wyoming
Male occupation: Hotel, Motel, and Resort Desk Clerks
Annual Salary: $24,300
Female occupation: Chemists
Annual Salary: $42,600
Your Main Hobby: Coloring
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Wikipedia editing*

If you mess that one up, you're going to get saddled with the name "Young Zucker" in Appalachia, so you should really try to make it work.

Male name: YOUNG
Female name: LACY
Surname: ZUCKER
Location: Bledsoe County, Tennessee
Male occupation: Electrical and Electronics Engineering Technicians
Annual Salary: $40,000
Female occupation: Psychiatric Technicians
Annual Salary: $17,600
Your Main Hobby: Shopping
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Hiking