Here's who I try not to piss off Nicki:

Bob Dole. He don't give a **** about you man. He's been a prince to me, but I've seen what the man can do.
milkman. He'll call you names. And it hurts.
JasonsAuto. Seems like a guy that can kick some ass. Anyone's. And won't stop until you are near death. Then he will take your eyes. I don't need that.
LEWDOG. He'll neg rep your face. And he is my friend.
Simply Red. He's a sweetie.

And of course Dane. I consider him a friend and no way I want to be subjected to this wrath. Hoo boy!

Bob Dole isn't that bad. You just have to warm him up with some PMs first.

Not old enough for Vegas so this is my chance to experience both until i can go.

If you think the Raiders have vastly improved PM Dane

Pssstttt...hey kid. Over here.
Shhhh...
Now listen.
Now that you're old enough to think for yourselfif you ever want to find out what it's like to back a winning football team, I can hook you up.

Don't tell your Dad about this or the monster in your closet will get you.

Welcome


Nudes of your gf or gtfo

Here do yourself a favor use this as your avatar call yourself Little Nicky scratch the Meathead and be your own person

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Now if people give you too much shit and harassment tell them to go have a pineapple shove up their ass.

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Roman Polanski?

This will leave him scarred for life...

I have an irrational fear of spiders. When he was in utero, I had his mother kill a spider. I was only 26 at the time. I've grown up since then. :D

LMAO

A few things the young lad needs to take some time to think about and be prepared to debate his position at great length. Topics of debate would include, but not limited to:

Do you take head? And whatis your age limit restriction?

Ball powder....pros and cons.

Eating a chicks ass.... Degenerate behavior, or very cosmopolitan?

You're supposed to get the kid a hooker, a bottle of mezcal and a cigar as a rite of passage. This society is going to shit and you're part of the problem.

Speaking of eating ass, where the hell is Billay?