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Hugo. I rarely wear it anymore and when I do it's just a tiny mist. I don't like smelling like a French whore.
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The sense of smell is very underrated.
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Aqua by Carolina Herrera. Hard to find and a bit pricey but women love it.
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I remember as a child going to Blue Ridge to the Jones Store and going upstairs to the LeTigre section (only to be trolled by mom when she actually purchased 'Knights of the Round Table' ), but yeah there was a scent to that department though, very unique. |
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90's rule lol |
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"This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink. I bought Fresh Balls as a last ditch effort to save my career. Holy heck did it work! My marbles are clean, fresh, and ready to go at all times. No longer do I have to worry that if I pick up a Jill (what we call female customers in the biz) at the dollar store by my condo that my balls smell sour. They don't smell sour. They smell great. You don't have to be a male prostitute to buy this product. It works for everybody with a sack that wants it to smell like a summer breeze. My sack smells like a summer breeze. A summer breeze that will have sex with you for money. Thank you Fresh Balls!" |
Need you some Spanish Fly....
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A good friend of mine used to tell me how she loved a man's musk. Times she would come over to my house and I had gone to the gym she'd ways hug me a little closer. It was strange. |
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Dolce Gabbana light blue
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If you're wearing cologne to attract the ladies, just rub these all over yourself before you go out.
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Lone Wolf's suggestion works better though. |
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