Royals sign him up

Hopefully the Royals can score some more runs.

He's 5'4" 140 lbs. It's a ****ing miracle that he's not already injured, and it's beyond ****ing stupid that Moore hasn't looked to move him because of this very reason.

Lets tack a few on

Man Perez is insanely good.

I love you so much, Sal; it's ****ing ridiculous.

My favorite Royal. Not even close.

Bases juiced for Dyson. Royals couldn't have drawn this up any better....

Hud hopes that Dyson takes one off the ribs.

...but nothing sucks like a Dyson.

Guys in the van: "Please make excuses for Dyson."

Hud and Fever respond.

w00t. Alice with an RBI single

Allie!!!

Escobar and Moose are vying for second place for my man love.

I CARE ABOUT THE ROYALS!

Dat what speed do.