Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 6421269)

Ok, so we're at the tail end of a blizzard and my best friend (wife) and I are getting ready to go push more snow.

She tries on my bomber hat and says I have a small head. She says she looks at it every day and its a small head.

WTF does that mean? Does she think she's smarter than me?

Time to go bury her in a snow bank.

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 6421269)

Ok, so we're at the tail end of a blizzard and my best friend (wife) and I are getting ready to go push more snow.

She tries on my bomber hat and says I have a small head. She says she looks at it every day and its a small head.

WTF does that mean? Does she think she's smarter than me?

Time to go bury her in a snow bank.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6421271)

Okay, ziggy, you're in. jidar is out. mlyons is out. And yeah, no gay stuff. In fact, no sleeping in the same bed under any circumstances, even if you turn out to be a girl.

Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 6421279)

Make sure you give her a nice warm glass of Antifreeze first.

Originally Posted by jidar (Post 6421288)

Man, this is bullshit

Like naming a horse gluestick

Look, if me and your bud light were hanging off of a cliff which would you save?

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6421130)

Well, we all know that 99% of Chiefsplanet males were the star QB in high school, prom king, voted most likely to be accepted into beautifulpeople.com, and f***ed every beautiful woman at their college and the 3 closest schools... twice. They're so used to looking down to find a vagina or a mouth wrapped around their penis, they couldn't imagine how it's not an inevitable occurrence for every other person on the planet.


yeah, I need to get laid, stfu


Seriously though, my female friends are some of the smartest people I know, and without mutual interest one way or the other, we're not going to ruin the friendship because we aren't mature enough. I don't get why so many people say it's impossible.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6421282)

Who's going out to shovel snow? That'll answer the brains question.

I got a bomber hat for Christmas, and holy cow that sucker is warm. I wore it in today, about two miles in ten degree weather and my ears never even got cold, much less numb.

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6421317)

When I was younger, all of my friends were guys. Some became more than friends, some didn't. But now that I'm married, I wouldn't feel comfortable having a guy friend. It's the same w/ my husband. When we first started dating, he had a few chick friends. But now that we're married, he no longer befriends women and I no longer befriend men.

There is just too much confusion when it comes to the whole opposite sex friend stuff when you're married. But if you're single, I'm sure it could work out... but there's always a chance of the friendship turning into more.

Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6421320)

I had a female best friend once, when I was 17...by 18 she was an ex girl friend. Since then I`ve had quit a few female friends that I would hang out with...but no best friends.

Originally Posted by jidar (Post 6421354)

I really think all of these responses from people saying things like "I had a best friend of the opposite sex... but then we had sex" are really 'no' answers. It just hammers home the point that it doesn't work.

Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 6421336)

I guarantee you all those young guy friends would have jumped your bones in 2 seconds flat given the opportunity. And it doesn't change as times go on, but situation will take the time it takes to try from 2 seconds to 2 days or 2 weeks. They may hold it back, but it is there.

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6421391)

Maybe back in the day before we met, that would've been the case but not now. Anyone who's even tried to become friends with my wife are very aware of my "anti-adultery" arsenal.
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