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Simply Red 06-19-2008 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Extra Point (Post 4800944)
Donger was right: the poll is incomplete.

The ballot for "Yes, I'm married, and I'm a sick pervert" is not included.

Screw Donger.

Donger 06-19-2008 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 4801051)
Screw Donger.

I'd rather not.

Mr. Plow 06-19-2008 08:46 AM

SINNERS!!11! YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!1!1!ONE!

Simply Red 06-19-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4801053)
I'd rather not.

ROFL

ChiefsFanatic 06-19-2008 03:58 PM

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for OSU fans

Simply Red 06-19-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic (Post 4801801)
for OSU fans

you've gotta be kidding me.

RibKing67 06-19-2008 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic (Post 4801801)
for OSU fans

It takes "special pipe" to handle semen? Thats a new one. I need to call a plumber to see if the pipes in my house are rated properly.

BWillie 06-19-2008 09:08 PM

Jerking it is gay. It is for Homos. Queers. Butt Bandits. Anal Goblins. Pillow Biters. If you touch your wang and it becomes erect, then that is a sexual movement and makes you gay. You are indeed male, so if you stroke you own penis and it becomes erect and the mighty rod pukes..you are a homo. Of course while pissing while the wang is flaccid is a non-sexual action and therefore not gay. I have never beat off in my life, besides my grandma told me it'd make me go blind. You all are a bunch of homos

Simply Red 06-19-2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4802133)
Jerking it is gay. It is for Homos. Queers. Butt Bandits. Anal Goblins. Pillow Biters. If you touch your wang and it becomes erect, then that is a sexual movement and makes you gay. You are indeed male, so if you stroke you own penis and it becomes erect and the mighty rod pukes..you are a homo. Of course while pissing while the wang is flaccid is a non-sexual action and therefore not gay. I have never beat off in my life, besides my grandma told me it'd make me go blind. You all are a bunch of homos


Terrible.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-19-2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4802133)
Jerking it is gay. It is for Homos. Queers. Butt Bandits. Anal Goblins. Pillow Biters. If you touch your wang and it becomes erect, then that is a sexual movement and makes you gay. You are indeed male, so if you stroke you own penis and it becomes erect and the mighty rod pukes..you are a homo. Of course while pissing while the wang is flaccid is a non-sexual action and therefore not gay. I have never beat off in my life, besides my grandma told me it'd make me go blind. You all are a bunch of homos

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Simply Red 06-19-2008 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts (Post 4802253)
LMAO LMAO LMAO

That made no sense at all to me. It was approaching blueballs-esque

blueballs 06-19-2008 10:57 PM

enough of the seed spilling
CLOSE DOWN THIS thread
BWILLIE007 lied kittens died

Simply Red 06-19-2008 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs (Post 4802274)
enough of the seed spilling
CLOSE DOWN THIS thread
BWILLIE007 lied kittens died

LMAO:LOL:

BWillie 06-20-2008 01:05 AM

There are other ways to masturbate my friends. Like the guy with the picnic table on his deck, or the guy that liked cars a little to much. These are all options that are not gay. And you can always try this as well

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Remember, don't be gay. Use a fake vagina. I hope I have helped many of you who are confused with your sexuality.

BigMeatballDave 06-20-2008 01:36 AM

Usually 2-3 times a week. I haven't done it in about 3 months. My new GF is also a nympho...


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