Hillariously entertaining threads. lmao

That being the case, all of us masterbators better be careful what happens to our spooges. A whole wave of female burglars might start breaking in to steal it and go for child support. ROFL

Because shes a woman....women cant even think without a man telling them what to do let alone do any type of job.....unless its washing dishes or making pie

WOW! I can't even begin to believe that came out of a woman's mouth! You actually think offering to pay for an abortion is the responsible thing? If the little bastard would have been repsonsible he would have kept his dick in his pants or at least thought of protection.

Takes two, she didn't get "knocked up" on her own. Now he should have to pay if the girl wants to keep the baby. The only thing he has control over is if he wants to see the kids or not.

This kind of reeruned $h!t is why the Ozarks has such a bad rep for being stupid!

:shake: I hope you're kidding. I've met some women who are pretty f'n brilliant.

East coast pansie-ass pussy-whipped hen-pecked light-in-your-loafers suck-up. Is that how ya'all git your women to suck your dick? :shake:

Real men, here in Jesusland.....unbuckle and pull down our pants, point to our dicks and say: "(In my best Iowanian impression) Yo wench....this dick ain't gonna suck itself, so after you get me a beer....come do your job."

Whatever works for you though, man.

;)

I can't get a read. He's one of the original morons on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=27

Speaking of surprise Pregnancy's. Yesterday my friend got a call on his cell: The girl said hey what's up, he said going to the gym and she said guess what I'm pregnant! Holy shit who is this my buddy said, she said is this Nick. He said hell no it's _____! She said oh sorry, wrong number.

LMAO

I think I've told the story about the woman my buddy was boffing....

She was the Administrator, so her account was something like this: Administrator@Supply@USMC

I created an account called Administator@Supply@USMC and told him a whole bunch of crazy stuff via email, including the "I'm pregnant" line. He didn't speak for the remainder of the day. ROFL

Your a very cruel bastard, but funny as hell!!! ROFL

Well, umm, obviously air and saliva are, err, highly toxic...

:hmmm: :shake:


For the second time in this thread, I say: Wow...

Or Menopause, I heard thats a Bitch.

Ya think :shrug:

I think "WhackoGirl" would be a more appropriate handle for her...

ROFLROFLROFL