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Frazod 06-06-2013 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733005)
Oh no I was just pwned!!! I'll just post a picture of a couch and chalk it up to being in your head!!! DEFLECTION!

These roasts don't bother me!! I'm just going to report your posts and then unfriend a moderator for not banning you!!!

I'M IN EVERYONE'S HEAD! AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST HATES ME BUT I DON'T COME TO THIS SITE FOR THEM. I COME HERE FOR UH...UH...OH WAIT

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Rasputin 06-06-2013 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9733009)
Not at all. I work for a "high end" factory under a big corporation so I'm guessing their regulations are damn strict. Make a ton of car parts for pretty much every major company. Chrysler, Ford, and GM, to name a few. Only thing that remotely smells is when they purge a couple of machines out and we have giant exhaust fans near the ceiling to take care of that.


Oh I remember now it was a fiberglass shop. They got sharbs of fiberglass all over had to wear a mask inside. It did not look like any health inspectors have ever been around and really looked like a shitty business run operation like in the movies. I never liked going there.

Sounds like you just got a blue color type grinding parts for a living job. That is solid work nothing wrong with it just wouldn't be exiting each day & would get monotonous.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733018)
There are empty boxes everywhere

take the hint, he left empty boxes so you can pack up and move out!

SAUTO 06-06-2013 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9733006)
You should take a double check, ya know, with your squinty eyes and all.

I held them wide open.
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ShortRoundChief 06-06-2013 11:14 AM

;)
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733026)
I held them wide open.
Posted via Mobile Device

LMAO

SAUTO 06-06-2013 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9733027)
;)

LMAO

no really, I have find its the easiest way to see clearly.
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SAUTO 06-06-2013 11:18 AM

Well once the rain is gone.
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Cannibal 06-06-2013 11:19 AM

Really Hootie is in Frazod's head. Otherwise he'd ignore all this, but he can't.

Frazod 06-06-2013 11:23 AM

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Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9733021)
Oh I remember now it was a fiberglass shop. They got sharbs of fiberglass all over had to wear a mask inside. It did not look like any health inspectors have ever been around and really looked like a shitty business run operation like in the movies. I never liked going there.

Sounds like you just got a blue color type grinding parts for a living job. That is solid work nothing wrong with it just wouldn't be exiting each day & would get monotonous.

Not exactly. The mold makes the parts and we just inspect.Sometimes inserting things into the mold but that's about it.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9733040)
Not exactly. The mold makes the parts and we just inspect.Sometimes inserting things into the mold but that's about it.

how do you grow the mold? do you wear a mask so you don't get some lung infection?

Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733043)
how do you grow the mold? do you wear a mask so you don't get some lung infection?

http://www.rutlandplastics.co.uk/ima...chine%20lg.jpg

Mould, not mold. My bad.

Thig Lyfe 06-06-2013 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9732983)
WERE U AT THIG LYFE!!!!!

WORKING!!' U SHOULD TRY IT SUM
TIME U DOUBLE DILDO HOBO ****ER!!!

SAUTO 06-06-2013 11:39 AM

So I called the local pd and reported some strange guy living in my head without my permission.

They suggested all you guys do likewise. If you don't report it they can't get you help...
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Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9733053)
WORKING!!' U SHOULD TRY IT SUM
TIME U DOUBLE DILDO HOBO ****ER!!!

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-King- 06-06-2013 11:42 AM

The funniest thing is that Frazod thinks he's making ANYONE angry. It's funny how he's the only one (apart from ROR and KCTattoo) who doesn't see how much of an embarrassment he's made of himself in this thread.

patteeu 06-06-2013 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9732926)
You can say anyone is a secratary then. What's with the whole career measurement lately? Makes you wonder what some posters who don't talk about their jobs really do.... Donger is probably a gas station attendant, Brock has to work for the post office, pateeu is a security guard, but Mecca and goatboy still live off mommy allowances for keeping their rooms clean....

I prefer to think of myself as a mall cop.

patteeu 06-06-2013 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9732947)
I work at a plastic factory. **** me right?

They say plastics are the future. Or at least they did about 40 years ago.

Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9733067)
They say plastics are the future. Or at least they did about 40 years ago.

Meh. Its a job, not a career.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9733045)

Mould, not mold. My bad.


:D figures, out of about 6 good posts, I make one stupid one and it gets the attention....

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9733062)
I prefer to think of myself as a mall cop.

Stuck in the monitor room, yes? Well, now we know how you have so much time to be on here and how you research your debate topics on Google, but you should pay more attention to the monitors, that 14 year old just stole a pair of pants from Old Navy.


:Poke:

Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733074)
:D figures, out of about 6 good posts, I make one stupid one and it gets the attention....

LOL, I thought you were being sarcastic for a bit.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9733076)
LOL, I thought you were being sarcastic for a bit.

I mean, I was, but I was also picking a fight and you got in my head.

I need help.....

SAUTO 06-06-2013 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733078)
I mean, I was, but I was also picking a fight and you got in my head.

I need help.....

SHOOT HIM! You have a right to defend your personal space right?
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Frazod 06-06-2013 11:56 AM

i'm not mad (posts about frazod again)
frazod doesn't make me angry (posts about frazod again)
frazod sucks he means nothing to me (posts about frazod again)
frazod says he lives in my head HA he does not (posts about frazod again)
i don't even think about frazod (posts about frazod again)
not ever (posts about frazod again)
really i mean it (posts about frazod again)
seriously dammit stop looking at me (posts about frazod again)
i run a business yet i dick around on line all day (posts about frazod again)
it's just a theme (posts about frazod again)
another gif damn him (posts about frazod again)
frazod is embarrassing himself (posts about frazod again)
haha i finally fit in on chiefsplanet nobody ever liked me before (posts about frazod again)

Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733078)
I mean, I was, but I was also picking a fight and you got in my head.

I need help.....

It smells like stale glazed donuts in here.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733079)
SHOOT HIM! You have a right to defend your personal space right?
Posted via Mobile Device

While I believe in a more republic government, military and nation; my head is very liberal. No guns allowed. But I might taze him, bro.....

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9733085)
It smells like stale glazed donuts in here.

That's it, I'm ordering a 3-D printer. Your ass are belong to us!!!!!

Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733088)
While I believe in a more republic government, military and nation; my head is very liberal. No guns allowed. But I might taze him, bro.....

Plz dont

SAUTO 06-06-2013 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733088)
While I believe in a more republic government, military and nation; my head is very liberal. No guns allowed. But I might taze him, bro.....

do it, DO IT! He disrespected your space
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Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733091)
do it, DO IT! He disrespected your space
Posted via Mobile Device

Your head smells like motor oil and stale cheetos.

ThaVirus 06-06-2013 12:06 PM

You guys will argue about anything.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9733096)
You guys will argue about anything.

No we won't.....

SAUTO 06-06-2013 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9733095)
Your head smells like motor oil and stale cheetos.

I haven't eaten cheetos in fifteen years at least. Wonder what else I left up there...


Look around for all that money I've lost over the years, ill split whatever you find with you
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SAUTO 06-06-2013 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9733096)
You guys will argue about anything.

**** you.
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Posted via Mobile Device

-King- 06-06-2013 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9733096)
You guys will argue about anything.

You're kind of not a big deal.



Yeah, I said it.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733101)
**** you.
Posted via Mobile Device
Posted via Mobile Device


Don't you mean, "Pok Gai U"?

Hootie 06-06-2013 12:12 PM

Odds on this ending with Frazod posting a link to his live suicide feed? (Haha, suicide 'feed')

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9733104)
You're kind of not a big deal.



Yeah, I said it.


You're Head Are Belong To HIM!!!!11!!

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733107)
Odds on this ending with Frazod posting a link to his live suicide feed? (Haha, suicide 'feed')

Stop ruining our thread jacking!!

Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733107)
Odds on this ending with Frazod posting a link to his live suicide feed? (Haha, suicide 'feed')

He's probably gonna report you. Careful now.

Frazod 06-06-2013 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733107)
Odds on this ending with Frazod posting a link to his live suicide feed? (Haha, suicide 'feed')

Probably not as good as the odds of your choking to death on your own vomit. Could we get a live feed for that?

:popcorn:

SAUTO 06-06-2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733106)
Don't you mean, "Pok Gai U"?

die in the street?
Posted via Mobile Device

Hootie 06-06-2013 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733116)
Probably not as good as the odds of your choking to death on your own vomit. Could we get a live feed for that?

:popcorn:

If you knew anything about "alcoholics" you'd know people who drink constantly don't ****ing throw up like you do when you're 19...I haven't thrown up due to alcohol in over 5 years. I wish I did, it's the best hangover cure.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733122)
I was trying to let him understand what I was saying...
Posted via Mobile Device


But it already basically translates to "Poke-gah-you"

Frazod 06-06-2013 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733124)
If you knew anything about "alcoholics" you'd know people who drink constantly don't ****ing throw up like you do when you're 19...I haven't thrown up due to alcohol in over 5 years. I wish I did, it's the best hangover cure.

You should push yourself. Have you even started your second 12-pack yet? It's after 1:00.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733122)
die in the street?
Posted via Mobile Device

Got it before you changed it! PBJ

Frazod 06-06-2013 12:21 PM

btw pooties not mad and he never thinks about me

Hootie 06-06-2013 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733130)
btw pooties not mad and he never thinks about me

I'm not mad...I'm at work, in my office. You have issues. I feel sorry for you.

Sassy Squatch 06-06-2013 12:23 PM

O shit where's the mods? Death threats now?

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733130)
btw pooties not mad and he never thinks about me

I'm going to defriend you....

Frazod 06-06-2013 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733134)
I'm not mad...I'm at work, in my office. You have issues. I feel sorry for you.

day shift guy sick pootie?

had to fill in

i guess thats why

you were up so early

bet that really sucked

lol

Frazod 06-06-2013 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733136)
I'm going to defriend you....

please do

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:26 PM

Beryllium!!!!


I miss Simplex3

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733134)
You have issues. I feel sorry for you.

Irony?

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733140)
please do

Say When.... /doc holiday

Chiefburger 06-06-2013 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733130)
btw pooties not mad and he never thinks about me

:doh!: enough with the "pootie." shit was never funny or clever. in fact, it's the worst nickname on the webz, fatzod. :Poke:

Hootie 06-06-2013 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733144)
Irony?

Please tell me what issues you perceive me to have...I look forward to it.

Frazod 06-06-2013 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefburger (Post 9733146)
:doh!: enough with the "pootie." shit was never funny or clever. in fact, it's the worst nickname on the webz, fatzod. :Poke:

You're that annoying Phillies fan who was trolling the Cards thread, right? I slapped you around a little and you ran off crying. Apparently you never got over it.

Sorry about that. Joining the antifrazodblock will make you feel better, though. The admission requirements are nearly non-existent.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733149)
Please tell me what issues you perceive me to have...I look forward to it.

Sooo, you want me to tell you what's pretty obvious to most of us in this thread? Or even on this board? When any of your issues have been brought to your attention on previous encounters, you deflect, insult and claim victory.

So this will be different this time, how exactly?

BossChief 06-06-2013 12:36 PM

Are you two gonna fight or ****?

threebag 06-06-2013 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9732876)
I've apparently missed a bunch. The only thing I want to point out is that A PARALEGAL IS NOT A SECRETARY. That would be like saying an IT person is a secretary.

If she wears lipstick and heels, bitch is a secretary.

Chiefburger 06-06-2013 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733151)
You're that annoying Phillies fan who was trolling the Cards thread, right? I slapped you around a little and you ran off crying. Apparently you never got over it.

Sorry about that. Joining the antifrazodblock will make you feel better, though. The admission requirements are nearly non-existent.

you're hard to forget, big guy. seems like you remember me, too. guess you can say i'm in your head.

Hootie 06-06-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733155)
Sooo, you want me to tell you what's pretty obvious to most of us in this thread? Or even on this board? When any of your issues have been brought to your attention on previous encounters, you deflect, insult and claim victory.

So this will be different this time, how exactly?

I guess what you perceive to be issues I perceive to be a fulfilling life. I'm a happy guy though, so what do I know?

BossChief 06-06-2013 12:42 PM

Frazod seems happy as a pig in mud right now and genuinely likes this attention.

Better watch put for hogfarmer...

luv 06-06-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9732912)
If she wears lipstick and heels, bitch is a secretary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9733160)
If she wears lipstick and heels, bitch is a secretary.

11:28 and 1:37?

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9732876)
I've apparently missed a bunch. The only thing I want to point out is that A PARALEGAL IS NOT A SECRETARY. That would be like saying an IT person is a secretary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9733160)
If she wears lipstick and heels, bitch is a secretary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dictionary
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/paralegal

Definition of PARALEGAL

: of, relating to, or being a paraprofessional who assists a lawyer
— para·le·gal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thesaurus; synonym for paraprofessional
http://thesaurus.com/browse/paraprofessional?s=ts

Synonyms: abettor, accessory, accomplice, adherent, adjunct, aide, ally, appointee, apprentice, attendant, backer, backup*, coadjutant, coadjutor, collaborator, colleague, companion, deputy, fellow worker, follower, friend, gal Friday, girl Friday, gofer, help, helpmate, henchman, man Friday, paraprofessional , partner, right-hand man/woman, right-hand person, secretary, servant, subordinate, supporter, temp, temporary worker


:shrug:

Saul Good 06-06-2013 12:51 PM

This is ****ing great. Flop stuck it so far up frazod's colon that it turned his ass inside out...then it just kept coming. Flop looks like a magician, and frazod's asshole is the scarf that just keeps coming out.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9733191)
Do you know everything a paralegal does?

I have no idea what every paralegal does in all the law offices all over the united states. I doubt any of us do. Some may give handies for all we know. I was just offering some ammunition to the whole "paralegals are not secretaries" debate. Fuel for the fire, so to speak. I just don't want this ride to end! I'm bored.

Saul Good 06-06-2013 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 9733032)
Really Hootie is in Frazod's head. Otherwise he'd ignore all this, but he can't.

He should consider moving to frazod's crotch. That way, fraz would never be able to see him.

Frazod 06-06-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733185)
This is ****ing great. Flop stuck it so far up frazod's colon that it turned his ass inside out...then it just kept coming. Flop looks like a magician, and frazod's asshole is the scarf that just keeps coming out.

Yet I'm still here, princess. You got anything new to offer, or you just going to lay there and lick Floppy's taint?

Omaha 06-06-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733183)
:shrug:

That was an epic win. This belongs in the damn sloth thread.

-King- 06-06-2013 01:02 PM

Looks like Saul Good just set up camp in Frazod's head.

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9733203)
That was an epic win. This belongs in the damn sloth thread.

The slacken carousal continues round and round.....

Frazod 06-06-2013 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9733206)
Looks like Saul Good just set up camp in Frazod's head.

I guess he's tired of getting butt****ed by Wickedson and Prison Bitch.

Omaha 06-06-2013 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733207)
The slacken carousal continues round and round.....

You made the sloth thread

crazycoffey 06-06-2013 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9733215)
You made the sloth thread

no, Fritz88 made it.....

luv 06-06-2013 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9733196)
I have no idea what every paralegal does in all the law offices all over the united states. I doubt any of us do. Some may give handies for all we know. I was just offering some ammunition to the whole "paralegals are not secretaries" debate. Fuel for the fire, so to speak. I just don't want this ride to end! I'm bored.

Ride it with someone else then. Have fun.

Saul Good 06-06-2013 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733202)
Yet I'm still here, princess. You got anything new to offer, or you just going to lay there and lick Floppy's taint?

I don't want to take things too far. I mean, you might not invite me to your birthday party.

Wouldn't want to miss that. I still remember last year's party when they brought out the cake. I kept expecting a stripper to jump out, but nope...solid cake. Looked good, too. You promised that this year your guests could even have a taste, and I'm really looking forward to it.

Frazod 06-06-2013 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733221)
I don't want to take things too far. I mean, you might not invite me to your birthday party.

Wouldn't want to miss that. I still remember last year's party when they brought out the cake. I kept expecting a stripper to jump out, but nope...solid cake. Looked good, too. You promised that this year your guests could even have a taste, and I'm really looking forward to it.

I've hired your wife to jump out this year. But you have to promise not to beat her anymore - after all, she's just trying to help make ends meet.


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