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You'd think Hootie would remember to not get absolutely blotto drunk in the middle of the afternoon before trying to make yet another mult.
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Total nonsense.... and it's in the Epic Fail thread. ROFL |
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If he/she meant, "úp bạn tốt nha bạn", it means "you better face your home" in Vietnamese. :shrug: |
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Of course, if he/she meant "ùp bạn tốt nha bạn", it translates to "Your dentist you up good", so maybe it was a message for Tooge or O'city. |
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Chicks dig biker dudes...
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People still get on ebaums? |
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Is this a metaphor for following the Chiefs season and watch the second half of the Colts playoff game & turns out "Surprise Buttsex"? |
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The lesson in all of this is boys and girls if you don't first succeed try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again / :reaper: |
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Is that the Hanson chicks? |
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You are not the only one. I was actually waiting and wanting one of the chicks to kick him in the nads and I wouldn't normally wish that on a person. |
Heh, that made me chuckle a little bit, not bad... but it IS surprising that someone in a bad mood didn't swing on him.
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Don't know where else to put this so here you go, lol. Freaken weird.
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Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. |
JFC can we just ban Clay from this thread.
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Shut up whiner. That's comedy gold.
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Jesus. Funny, but the shaky camera makes me as disoriented and nauseous as the guy in the video...
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His Ginzu set should have eradicated this a decade ago. |
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OMAHA HAS INVADED OTTAWA
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Those things are addicting!
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This thread is full of fail and I love it
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We don't discuss the dead cat in the car. Ever.
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A skateboard to the head might hurt for awhile.
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They've lost that innocent, happy go lucky vibe you get from from them in the early shot.
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It can also making smirking pranksters out of all the parents.
He stole the wrong hat from his son's room, though. |
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Oh well, its hard to tell whats real vs fake these days.... but both parents really do look a lot like plump versions of their kids here. |
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If that gif is fake, please disregard comment above. |
the concept of it cracks me up.
the hell with the drivers :) |
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