What do you want?

He wasn't listening. Send him to his room.

Cool.

A $500 Bag of Californias Best Product.

congrats to crazycoffey, your thread is the shit

He left already.

Raisins?

Teacher, Trina Michaels, called TJ over to her classroom after class to discuss TJ’s behaviour. She hated the fact that TJ was always starring at those perfect breasts rather than paying attention. She then mentioned how much she didn’t like her boobs, but luckily TJ proved her otherwise. He couldn’t help but play and suck on those awesome tits. TJ made his moves and was able to...

yes

We all know how tough it is to be new in a big city. Penny was the new girl at her office, and she is unhappy because she doesn’t know anyone. She is even angry because she cannot seem to get laid, even though she has a very nice pair of tits. Luckily her boss, Vin, really care about his employees. Vin knows the importance of making his employees feel special which is why he does not hesitate to present an opportunity to help solve at least one of Pennys problems...

:hmmm: Are you taking up a different type of writing in the off-season?

Having trouble finding weed?

No but my lighter gave out.

Damn it!

Mr. Ten Grand here about to play a game of madden