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Dayze 04-04-2014 09:56 AM

the Conway / Korman bloopers are awesome. the dentist is one of my favorites.

and Dean Martin / Foster brooks Pilot is awesome as well

OldSchool 04-04-2014 10:35 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...8/83974505.gif

OldSchool 04-04-2014 10:37 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...8/83974519.gif

Mr. Plow 04-04-2014 01:10 PM

lol


55 gallons of lube on the wall, 55 gallons of lube


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1500_.jpg



Review.....

Quote:

By George Takei TOP 1000 REVIEWER on June 15, 2013
Brad and I will be Grand Marshals at this year's San Diego Pride Parade, and we were looking for just the right touch to add a bit of pizazz to our appearance. So when we stumbled across the PASSION NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT - 55 GALLON drum, we felt we'd struck gold: "Just enough volume to soak an entire parade of spectators, and yet fits easily in our float." Double win.

Now, how to spray the lube on the excited on-lookers? Why, by water pump gun, of course. To test out our delivery mechanism, we purchased a drum for our back yard and set up a slip and slide. I had Brad charge toward me down the slide, and I fired at will. It helped to imagine he was a Klingon Bird of Prey: Target that explosion and FIRE.

What I didn't expect was that Brad's forward momentum would cause him to crash into me, upending the entire drum along with us. Utter chaos. Our unfortunate cats, who had come out to judge our activities as cats will, were caught in the deluge. Looking like drowned rats, they howled and sped around the yard in hysterical circles, then tried for ten minutes to climb a tree.

Once again, the neighbors thought we'd set something on fire, so the LAFD arrived shortly afterwards. Try explaining any of this to a stranger, especially a hunky one in uniform. "Hose me down?" I offered. He kindly did, then retrieved our cats out of the tree with only minor scratches to the face. (They still aren't speaking to us, by the way.)

Bottom line, we decided against soaking the Pride Parade revelers lest it create an "incident" that could upstage us entirely. But we do have a great new weekend fun activity.

Baby Lee 04-04-2014 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10538698)
Maybe I'm not a good Cosbyologist, but I don't understand what's happening. What's the blooper that's making them crack up?

Dosctah Hussibull isn't his character's name.

Also, the term 'going up on your lines' comes to mind.

Pepe Silvia 04-04-2014 01:23 PM

Saw this on facebook. lol

http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhos...37779497_n.jpg

-King- 04-04-2014 02:03 PM

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Omaha 04-04-2014 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10538884)

fat

Baby Lee 04-04-2014 02:18 PM

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Russian Nesting Dolls

Love Patton to death, but DAMN is he big and small at the same time.

Pitt Gorilla 04-04-2014 03:12 PM

Hammer!

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Baby Lee 04-04-2014 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 10539553)
Hammer!

Poor guy had to rollerskate back to the bus stop after that. I'll take Jennifer Westfeldt and the undying admiration, love and envy of the entire LA alt-comic scene as a consolation prize.

Oh, and I hear he has some show on AMC.

Trivia, he taught Ellie Kemper [Arena/The Office] in her acting class in HS in StL.

On the Ellie front, am I an old fogey to still think it's weird that a Princeton educated actress broke into showbiz, and so prominently, with a 'toothy BJ' internet video?

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ChiefRocka 04-04-2014 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10537970)
LMAO
"like an asshole"

Whenever you post I hear Chris Farley's voice :D

GordonGekko 04-05-2014 05:45 PM

This kid is just unimpressed -

http://i.imgur.com/DH4RtWP.jpg

GordonGekko 04-05-2014 05:47 PM

http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/...e-for-dogs.jpg

Fish 04-05-2014 08:54 PM

Teddy Has An Operation

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In58men 04-06-2014 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10542439)
Teddy Has An Operation

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Disturbing

Gonzo 04-06-2014 11:25 AM

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Took this pic today...
I'm not so sure I'd use this service.

Baby Lee 04-06-2014 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10543219)
Took this pic today...
I'm not so sure I'd use this service.

Probably advertising that he has one of these

http://www.dosko.com/design/images/s...use360_250.jpg

Gonzo 04-06-2014 12:16 PM

Probably, but wouldn't you call it something else?
It's like, Kick And Stab Daycare.

The Poz 04-06-2014 12:56 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkOJo6LCUAEYowy.jpg

OldSchool 04-07-2014 05:06 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...8/83995301.gif

OldSchool 04-07-2014 05:08 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...8/83995306.gif

RockChalk 04-07-2014 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10545143)

Sign him and print 'em

Fish 04-07-2014 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10545143)

LMAO... one skinny dude has hold of the leash like "I got this, it's cool....."

Dayze 04-07-2014 07:14 AM

I like how the lion looks at the camera like "....'sup? watch this"....

OldSchool 04-07-2014 07:39 AM

I have no idea what the hell she's trying to do in the background. Lion style Martial Arts? Lol. He probably got tired of her poor form and decided to show her how to really do it.

listopencil 04-07-2014 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10545143)

That's decent form. You notice how he didn't lower his head? No flag.

OldSchool 04-07-2014 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10545469)
That's decent form. You notice how he didn't lower his head? No flag.

Yup, face up and wrapped it up with both arms.

RockChalk 04-07-2014 10:33 AM

Whatever they were attempting to do or prove, she got exactly what she deserved.

OldSchool 04-07-2014 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 10545480)
Whatever they were attempting to do or prove, she got exactly what she deserved.

Yeah, it looks like a poor imitation of some animal-based style of martial arts. They were probably trying to make a "cool demo video" with the lion in the foreground.

Grim 04-07-2014 11:40 AM

It's a "she"? I thought that was Russell Brand.

Fish 04-07-2014 11:45 AM

http://imageshack.com/a/img819/936/e1gq.jpg

kepp 04-07-2014 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10545640)

ROFLROFL

Sofa King 04-07-2014 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10545640)

LMAO

Pants 04-07-2014 09:00 PM

Oh my.

OldSchool 04-07-2014 11:12 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/83998020.gif

OldSchool 04-07-2014 11:15 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/83998017.gif

OldSchool 04-07-2014 11:17 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/83998025.gif

OldSchool 04-07-2014 11:19 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/83998029.gif

Mr. Plow 04-08-2014 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10547493)


I can't figure out what is going on here.

Graystoke 04-08-2014 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10547493)

What is this? It looks like they are dressed in R2-D2 Outfits?
Comi-Con gone bad?

Mr. Plow 04-08-2014 07:23 AM

http://i.imgur.com/mJwTWoI.gif

OldSchool 04-08-2014 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10547685)
I can't figure out what is going on here.

Naked running away from a police dog or someone's protective German Shepard? Only thing I could think of.

Fish 04-08-2014 07:44 AM

Fido took like 4 chair shots to the noggin, and just kept on chasing.

Impressive.....

Baby Lee 04-08-2014 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10547488)

is this the 5th or 6th time this has been posted in here? Where's PictureTitus when you need him?

Baby Lee 04-08-2014 11:06 AM

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...pvmxcz4vf3.gif

Fish 04-08-2014 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10548156)

LMAO

frankotank 04-08-2014 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nstygma (Post 10533612)
That Sax just sets the mood

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shit man....sitting here eating my lunch......this made me kinda sick!
****ing gross!

just call me frankomaha. :thumb:

frankotank 04-08-2014 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10536435)
oh LMAO

ROFLLMAO

I've been there man.....

frankotank 04-08-2014 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10536659)

hey Timmy! where's the flood?
right here bitch! BAAAHAHAHAHA!

frankotank 04-08-2014 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10537986)
Spoiler!


Thought I'd better put this in spoiler for language.

HEY!!!!!!
We must work at the same place!

Beef Supreme 04-08-2014 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10545640)

because she's fat

frankotank 04-08-2014 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 10539299)
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bad morning! this guy needs to buy a lottery ticket! missed the tree, missed the house. luck of the Irish yo. :LOL:

DMAC 04-08-2014 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 10548276)
because she's fat

is why it's funny

Mr. Plow 04-08-2014 02:03 PM

Battery - 1; Stupid guy with hammer - 0


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MIAdragon 04-08-2014 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10548290)
bad morning! this guy needs to buy a lottery ticket! missed the tree, missed the house. luck of the Irish yo. :LOL:

Yea the door being bent backwards just *may* leave a mark.

Radar Chief 04-08-2014 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10548446)
Battery - 1; Stupid guy with hammer - 0


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/newNF1UsOcw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:spock: WTF is he supposedly testing?
What standard is there for smacking it with a hammer until it breaks and the battery takes off like a bottle rocket?

OmahaChief 04-08-2014 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10548446)
Battery - 1; Stupid guy with hammer - 0


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/newNF1UsOcw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Too funny at the end. Michael.....get some Febreeze or something.

Baby Lee 04-08-2014 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmahaChief (Post 10548615)
Too funny at the end. Michael.....get some Febreeze or something.

So is his mood stabilized now or something?

Hammock Parties 04-08-2014 07:18 PM

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/u...6989443259.jpg

Easy 6 04-08-2014 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10547498)

If that isn't some 'puter wizardry then damn...

Aries Walker 04-08-2014 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10547685)
I can't figure out what is going on here.

I would guess it's a Jackass-style prank gone bad. First, they break the glass doors, then they find out that the place they're pranking had recently invested in some sort of killer werewolf.

frankotank 04-09-2014 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 10548506)
Yea the door being bent backwards just *may* leave a mark.

agreed.....but in the scheme of things.....considering how much worse it could have been. hell the damn thing even stopped before hitting the privacy fence behind it.

Frosty 04-09-2014 08:40 AM

If he hadn't opened the door, the van would have gotten away nearly unscathed.

GordonGekko 04-09-2014 10:00 AM

http://i.imgur.com/GAn9H5V.gif

GordonGekko 04-09-2014 10:07 AM

http://i.imgur.com/WRP5DsD.gif

GordonGekko 04-09-2014 10:08 AM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/98441fc7a...t9flo1_400.gif

GordonGekko 04-09-2014 10:18 AM

http://i.imgur.com/pz6jMun.gif

Bowser 04-09-2014 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10550610)

LMAO

Baby Lee 04-09-2014 02:27 PM

Fail, not make me laugh [though I am not blaming them for what is an accident, fireworks too close.]

http://deadspin.com/the-braves-set-t...ome-1561423700

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...zeoocahkkq.jpg

Easy 6 04-09-2014 06:47 PM

That flag was prolly made in China.

Pepe Silvia 04-09-2014 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10550610)

Holy ****ing shit. ROFL

Amnorix 04-10-2014 06:49 AM

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=699

Radar Chief 04-10-2014 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10551997)
That flag was prolly made in China.

Well you know the fireworks were.

Mr. Plow 04-10-2014 08:29 AM

Apple has gone to far now!


http://i.imgur.com/aDWUxj1.jpg

Mr. Plow 04-10-2014 10:14 AM

LMAO


http://i.imgur.com/0OJo3Y9.gif

Cephalic Trauma 04-10-2014 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10547493)

That's a video game.

dodoi_ngocanh 04-10-2014 11:53 AM

up ban tot nha ban

Cephalic Trauma 04-10-2014 11:56 AM

^^Totally agree.

seclark 04-10-2014 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodoi_ngocanh (Post 10553362)
up ban tot nha ban

calling skin brah...we're needing an interpreter in the epic fail thread.
skin brah, to the epic fail thread please.
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