LMAO Wigs out? Listen, I know you're trying to emasculate me online and all, but I've never seeked out that kind of validation here. I don't care about the size of my e-peen compared to yours. Do your thing though.

but supposedly you did this Weeks ago and he didn't even know...


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My emotions? Do you read the shit you posted? You're like a jilted girlfriend trying to put on a brave face. Welll *sniffle* he's been my friend for years *sniffle* but I'll soldier on without him. *sniffle* He's such a good dude.

Jesus Christ. Next time I comment on one of your bullshit posts, I'll send chocolates.

I didn't delete anything, you lying sack of shit, except you from my contacts list and facebook. But I guess you can use your mod powers to make it look like I did.

DaFace was right. Your outlook on the world is incredible. There's no sense in this going any further. Have the last word, and best wishes to you.

Frazod has handled this thread exactly how I expected. I'm almost to the point of feeling bad.

I am a true Patriot of Chiefsplanet.

You are a true troll master. My hat's off to you.

Holy shit - it's 9:00 in the morning and you're awake! That's impressive.

Don't worry, Pootie. Flopnuts just played pied piper to a bunch of rats who already didn't like me, it's not like I'm losing sleep over it. Don't change your theme on my account. Besides, I've finally got comfortable on that couch in your head. Could you send me up breakfast? I'm hungry.

i like you, frazod

i like you very much

BTW, Fraz. You actually reported that post about Hootie "threatening" to kill you asking for a ban hammer. Who's the emotional bitch? Sorry, bruh. Couldn't help myself. You prance around acting all high, mighty, and tough, then complain about me getting people after you with pitchforks over a rep comment like you're above all of that bullshit.

Honestly, I've always assumed you were just completely shit on in your personal life. Your wife wears the pants, your boss just shits all over you every day and emasculates you every chance he gets. That's really the only explanation for the explosions that come out of your posts here on a day to day basis.

And frankly, I'm not surprised you didn't take that last word, because I told you to do it, and by God, you're not going to do anything you're told that you don't absolutely have to do. You do that enough every day as is. So, I changed my mind. Flip flopped. Don't care about a truce. Eat shit, and grow a sack you pussy. Just tell the wife and boss no sometime. It will liberate you.

I wish people would stop being mean to my best buddy frazod :( :( :(

LMAO

I guess I'll need a couch in your head, now, too. I assume there'll be more room, and it will be more tastefully decorated.

This is your response to everyone in this thread who has nailed your personal life dead on.

LMAO

Perfect.

It really is. It's hilarious. When he has nothing to turn to...he's in your head!!

and he reported that, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" post? LMAO LMAO LMAO

Who's in who's head again? That's ****ing awesome.

Well gee, when I **** my life to the point where I have to pack up everything I own in my car, travel halfway across the country and start all over again, then maybe I'll give a shit what you think about me.

Stable like.
Stable job.
Stable wife.

You know, all the stuff you wish you had. Sorry about that.

By the way, I'm really appreciating all the maturity and stability you're demonstrating this morning. Yeah, you're definitely moderator material.

for everyone who doesn't want to scroll back 10 pages...

Fraz was all like, "I'm so in your head the only thing you haven't done is told me you were going to kill me!" So the very next post I posted: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

and he reported it LMAO

Man. He's in my heaaaaaaaaaaaad! GET OUT! GET OUT!

:thumb: Frazod is the original bitch. Never forget.

I new your lord and protector wouldn't do anything. It was just a science experiment.

I want a stable wife...she'd look great next to my stable horse. I only have one trough, they'd have to share.

**** you Hootie. Give me the Goddamned 5 you promised me the other day. You haven't been out all week. This you have a life is bullshit at this point, and you need to deliver as promised.

tell me what it is you add to this board that I don't

because these are the only threads you participate in

101 is a tough number...and I need to get to work

I don't think his frame is capable of prancing.

Are we now living in some bizarro world where your opinion of me matters?

Sorry you're butthurt that I nailed your ass to the wall with my super moderating powers. I am a user on this site first. Don't like it, apply for my job buttface.

Stable wife? Yeah, I've seen her. That sense of gravity is stable as ****. Holy shit! My wife is infinitely better looking, and doesn't try to wear the pants in my family. Checkmark, Flopnuts.

Stable like? You must've meant life. You win here. I am going after it. I am trying to create something more than a ****ing apartment in the suburbs and being someone's personal bitch. But at least you're important enough to have a secretary as a secretary. That means you're a Goddamned important secretary! Congrats!

Stable job? Hey, if that's your idea of winning good on you. I disagree though. I'm a dynamic enough mother****er in the real world that I can do a whole lot of things to earn a living. I have a job that I look forward to on a day to day basis, and I know for a fact you can't say that. I mean, no one tells me what to do, how to do it, and what a shit ball I am if I do something wrong. Hence, me not coming around here taking all of my angst out on everyone else.

Enjoy your day!

Well, this has certainly taken an entertaining turn

I think you'd have to agree that frazod is entertaining, right?

In what way? Dude does nothing but shit on the board, then complains when others shit on the board.

Oh, and Fraz, I drink way too much. Eat way too much. Have control issues (my poor, poor, wife), and am a little OCD. Feel free to pound my asshole on all of my issues. I'm a pretty open book, and don't give two ****s how much you want to bash me, or talk shit on me, or anything else. I'll give you the ammo, you shoot the gun. Pretend I'm your fridge.

Like Hootie, I have the ability to steer threads in any direction I want. I just require some props from time to time.

Wow. I'll just let this one speak for itself.

When it all goes to shit next time and you're packing for the swamps of Alabama, do leave a little room for the memory of our lost friendship in the back of the U-haul.

That can be entertaining.

I'd have to get a big U-Haul. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm very disappointed no one enjoyed my buttface line. Very. I'm going to get off of here for a while and go pound the wife. It's nice having someone who will have sex with me anytime I want. Sorry, Fraz. It just wasn't meant to be.

You missed a prize opportunity here friend(not on fb though so we're not really certified). Given the topic's current state of conversation, your only real response should have been

"too fat'/ omaha

The gravity punch line was better.

OMG LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO


Seriously in tears here.

She'll be terrified if you shout "CANNON BALL" first.


explained for the simpletons so they can understand too.
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if travis would have shot that rabid wolf in time, it wouldn't have bitten old yeller. now he's locked up in the pen and foaming at the mouth.

I always hate that part.
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I like these occasional pile-ons. Gives the mental midgets a chance to feel like they're really accomplishing something.

Solidarity, sister!

Don't be too sensitive. You've handled the Hootie/Frazod face off just fine. A soft-hearted, over-active mod would have rescued Frazod from this curbstomp by now. I sense growth.

LMAO

I'm fine. And there's room for you to hop on the pile. Floppy will give you a hand up. Just make sure it's not the hand he refers to as his wife, at least not until he washes it.

Where's Saul? ****, he should be all over this.

ALL SORTER DOES IS POST GIFS HES SO DUMB HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL BOXXY IS UGLY I GET DRUNK ROOFIES FRAZOD IS FAT

Meltdown of Frazod. Its going to be a BIG puddle.

Not really. My fanbois are gathered in so close right now, they're containing the spill. I really wish king would brush his teeth.

And here we are back in Junior High.

This week on Keeping Up With The Fatassians.

You disagree with my statement?

I don't give a shit about your statement, scumbag. If you don't approve of what I do or how I do it, then I must be doing it right.

There isn't a single person who's actively jumped on Sloppy's little pile that I like, respect or value in the slightest. Not one (sorry, ladies). The fact that you're all in one place feeding off each other really doesn't change that. Shit, get some more douchebags. I can make recommendations if trying to think of more taxes your limited abilities too much.

Yeah you do.

You need a hug.

Come to think of it, frazod and Hootie aren't that dissimilar. Frazod just has better sentence and paragraph structure.

I am pretty far out of the loop. With that said, until now, I didn't realize anyone's hate for each other and/or bickering with each other in this thread was genuine and I REALLY didn't realize that people actually were becoming upset. I literally thought it was just a bunch of people joking around and/or people purposely trying to fit humorous internet roles they had self-applied to themselves on here.

Holy shit, was I ever wrong about that. This shit is REAL.

Yeah. Shouldn't be laughing at it but oh well.

**** yeah! It's even facebook official, allegedly.

I can take my ball busting like a man. Sue me. I actually consider some people here genuine friends. I don't see a problem with that, but I understand a lot of people think of it lowly for whatever reason. I've met some thoughtful, genuine, people online. It's really not a bad thing.

I did as well. Apparently I was way wrong on that one. No. Big. Deal. It happens all the time around here. If anyone thinks I'm somehow emotionally attached to any of this, that is also a surprise. I think I've been pretty even keeled this morning. I'm just participating in real talk. It is what it is.

I think there's really only one guy who is genuinely mad. He can be found living in Hootie's head, and Flopnuts' head, and King's head, and Jasonsauto's head, and my head, and several other heads around here.

LMAO

Even keeled? Sure, if you're a 13-year-old girl. You lost your mind over a rep comment, cried about it, lied about it, then went all ex-wife on me when I called you on it. Go back and read your posts, pretend someone else wrote them, and then try to assign the words "even keeled" to any of it.

But by all means, keep mistaking people being afraid to call you out because they don't want to cross a mod with approval.

LMAO We need Iowanian to pen the fat jokes for Hootie in forthcoming rankings.

You're delusional.

He also lives inside your head. Don't forget that.

I'm still LMAO at the "one who doesn't care" frazod...


You lit up my life today, thanks guys.
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Meh, it's a tax write off. I should inquire about getting a check from the state every month for providing full time care for a mentally challenged individual.

Shit didn't Hootie call you out last week?
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And you're a lying ****.

BTW, it is cute to me that you thought I was somehow crushed that you unfriended me. I'm glad to have been the one person today to provide you some comfort in this big world you live in. At least someone out there made you feel good about yourself. You're welcome for that. I expect a Christmas card.

Hootie is a one who sucks the penis to me all the time. Pat isn't afraid to call me out for bullshit. Somehow Fraz thinks he's the only one who has ever given me shit because I'm some all mighty mod. Becoming a mod did make things here a pain in the ass, until I decided to find some joy out of it, and just troll the shit out of certain people. It's in my ****ing compensation package.

That's never been proven. You're reaching here.

he's a cranial real estate mogul! thats a lot of stress so give fraz a break!!!

In that case, maybe he should move to your gut, amirite?

Hey Hootie, I got lots of posi rep in this thread and didn't give any out. Say something funny and I'll rep you if you rep me back!