You're officially a post whore.

How old are your other two kids?

Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and your never coming around.

this reminds me of an old garfield strip.

he's on the screen door and says he's bored, about as many times as you did,

then Jon opens the door to yell for garfield (hitting garfield against the house)

then he says, I'm in pain, pain pain pain pain.

Must I sick the grammar police on you?

Wait, aren't you a f**king college student? :spock:

How's the edumacshun comin?

No, why would you ever do that, I mean, Im doing the best I can, with my grammar right now, okay, so get off my ass, the end.

I HATE THAT SONG!! :mad:


And now it's stuck in my head! Damn you :cuss:

If you mean my wife, she's in Louisville for work. I'm going at it alone.

I picked tomorrow because she's been out of town for a few days so I should have a good amount of "build up"

Take a hooker.

I wonder if it's illegal to pay a woman to rub one out for medical reasons?

So, you won't offer coffey a helping hand?

9 (10 in a few months, jeez I'm getting old) and 8 (just turned 8)