I really should take that over to my home base and post it.

Not gonna happen. Dalton had his "revenge", twice. He lost the last time he suited up against us. He can go stick his head in a wood chipper.

I smell fear.

She is an evil looking demon.

Stop. We broke them.

Ellen Degentitals

Not really. They play close games with each other, no matter who wins on either side of it.

What might break Cincy is the salary cap, Burrow's injury problems, and some busted draft picks to replace some of the talent they lost due to the salary cap.

I'm curious to see what happens to the Bengals pass rush if Hendrickson leaves for a bigger paycheck elsewhere. Obviously it seems they won't be able to keep both Chase & Higgins, unless they are willing to completely abandon the defensive side of the ball.

Pretty common back then. :thumb:

6-11 would be purrrrfect for the kitties

My wife won't let me throw away my driver's license from when I was 16 because I was rocking the shit out of some frosted tips in 1997.

And I wasn't even cool THEN.

You're still not. Be honest with yourself.

Me and a couple of friends ****ed around with it once. Don't know why the hell i ever did that. Group mentality i guess.

Thank god there is no evidence of this....that im aware of.

I still have every drivers license I've ever been issued since 16.
..

Wish I did. I'd see barely shoulder length hair and sporting a peach fuzz porn stache to very long hair and a porn stache, to family man haircut with a porn stache, to buzz cut with goatee, to buzzcut with white goatee...ROFL

If the Bills ever won a SB I wouldn’t exactly hate them, at least not right now. They’re us 10 years ago, except they’ve had it worse bc they’ve drafted 2 elite QB’s and never won a ring.

I used to feel that way about the Bengals about 7 years ago, but now? They can suffer in their pathetic diarrhea chili POS city.

It says an awful lot about a team when they are challenging me on my hatred between them and the Broncos and Raiders. Only the Patriots and Manning Colts pushed me that far.

Yeah. They can suffer. Why? Cause **** em that’s why.

this is the ninth circle of hell in cincy

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this is matt cassel getting one over on mahomes

Well, you're the only one around you, so...

I don't have that but i do have my written test, folded up in my wallet from 1982.

Pfft!

I went from having long hair to frosted tips in the mid/late 80's.

When I first saw Burrows new look, the first thing I thought of was Billy Idol.

That shows how old I am.

I was going through some of my old stuff a month ago, and found my learners permit from when I was 15. Looking at that pic, I realized just how much my 13 yo grandson looks like me. Now he goes around showing everyone and bragging about it.

You look like you shot up a school

Edit: just talking shit for fun not being serious

LMAO
I grew up in rural KS. We all had shotguns in our trucks, and buck knives on our belts. Despite that, we settled our differences with our fists.

Screw Buffalo as well. I really like Josh Allen, but not the Buffalo fans. I would be glad if their fans continue to suffer. Buffalo fans have made some pretty arrogant proclamations about what will happen by the time Allen retires. "Chiefs are the Pistons or Celtics of the 1980's (2-3 rings). The current Buffalo Bills are the Chicago Bulls of the 1990's (6 rings)." And blah, blah, blah, blah.

Gay

Carolinas gonna win lol

As much as I want to write the Bengals off, there's still a lot of football left to be played. They always start poorly.

But if they lose to the Panthers...

Bengals need to make the playoffs...It would not be the same without them
and what is the consensus on the Joe/Zach summit?

Yeah KC is nowhere close to the Pistons. On another note I believe you became a Chiefs fan when Mahomes was drafted (nothing wrong with that at all). Who was your team before Mahomes?

If that happens the drama in Cincinnati will be epic.

Oilers and Niners when I was a small kid 30+ years ago. I never liked the Titans after the Oilers moved to Nashville. And I hated how the Niners dropped Jerry Rice, so I quit cheering for them around that time.

I spent a long time focused mainly on college football (RIP Mike Leach), but I had a pretty neutral view of the NFL after I dropped the Niners & Oilers/Titans. I liked the big time matchups featuring QB’s like Peyton, Rodgers, Brady, Brees, Russell, or the big rivalry games like the Ravens & Steelers, etc. When Houston got the expansion Texans, I was too focused on college football to support the new team in Houston.

Randolph, KS. About 20 miles from where I spent significant time as boy. Pott county for me.

We'll never see rfaulk again. He HID after the Patriots loss and the Chiefs loss.

Oh god no. That was why I emphasized the 'then'

God knows I'm not now.

And having seen what cool is, I'm okay with that...

The ladies loved the frosted tips.

That’s pretty cool. Thank you for sharing. Sucks that Houston could not keep the Oilers name or colors. Those were both classics.

7-11 in the AFC North, oh my

My parents moved to Wamego after I left for basic training, and I lived there briefly after I got out. I couldn't find a decent job there, so I moved back to Florida.

I think it’s a shame the NFL allowed them to take the Oilers record book, logo, and colors to Nashville. The NFL blocked Art Modell from doing that with the Browns when he moved to Baltimore. So now we have a super lame team in Houston. Boring name. Boring colors. Boring logo.

I've got frosted tips now, although not by design.

Does that make me cool like you guys?

There are actually people saying they won't watch Grotesquerie because the Chiefs are cheaters. 🤣

They should be able to absorb that given the ridiculous number of Swifties who are tuning in just to see Kelce.

Of all the reasons to not watch it, that's the worst. LMAO

ROFL

Now we're just the, "Cool uncle".

The BBQ uncle. It's simply nature taking its course. The evolution of the cool guy when he's young is the cool uncle when he's older.

My nephew pretty much thinks I'm an asshole since I made him cry with one of those SplatRball guns.

Look kid, if you're gonna make me play this game and then shoot me in the back, don't be surprised when I chase your ass into a corner and turn you into a sobbing puddle.

I don't know why I had to apologize, I kept all the shots below the neck. Next time he'll make sure not to wear shorts if he's gonna shoot his uncle when his back's turned. That's a lot of exposed skin, kid. And I ain't here to NOT teach you a lesson.

If you won't learn to respect your elders, maybe you'll learn to respect your betters...

get his ass

Naw, he's not like the DonkTatds.
He'll eat his S### PIE, but he'll be back. :D

Well he needs to own up to me being right. If he does that I'll retract the statements.

I think the maniacal laughter as he curled into the fetal position was what really got me into trouble with the wives...

He won’t.

You're not right about anything and i don't care what you do or don't retract.

See that peej? Pepe was right.

You hide after the New England loss ROFL that automatically made me right. I declared victory and it wasn't contested.

I dunno.

What's more ridiculous -- hiding after the NE loss or puffing out his chest after starting 0-3 because Burrow finally threw a couple decent balls?

I mean sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.

I declare you're an idiot. I wonder if we're both right?

Well, in my defense...i only did one of those things.

Ohhhh.....I like riddles.

No fun story time this time. I just had Covid for 10 days, felt like shit (unlike last time) and didn't have the energy to ramp up enough brain cells to argue. I didn't post on my mothership either.

Well there's your problem.

If you don't test for COVID, you don't actually have it.

Live and learn, I suppose...

LMFAO

What in the cinnamon toast **** is splatterball

Little gel-beads you put in a bucket of water to absorb it and then you put them in a hopper. Then a battery operated gun will rip off about 3-5 shots a second on full-auto.

If you imagine paintball for 8-10 yr olds, you're not far off.

But they showed up with a whole bucket of 'the guns we play with at the pool' -- **** all that, I knew the plan and got the one off Amazon with the negative reviews that said "This leaves welts on my children..."

You're goddamn right it does. Lots of 'em. Leaves them on adults as well, it turns out (found this out on a float trip - yeah, I was hammered, what of it!?!?!).

LMAO

We'd make horrible drinking buddies. I mean, fun for us....horrible for everyone else.

JFC man...

LMFAO

So after the float trip I put the thing in the gun safe (my 10 year old had sworn revenge on behalf of her cousin so I had to hide it).

My wife has confiscated it. I have no idea where it is.

If I ever find it, I'm putting it back in the safe and changing the code.

Then, when someone breaks into the house and she gets raped because she doesn't know the new code to the gun safe, guess who's gonna get the last laugh?

Steal my friggen splatrball gun...

What's the world coming to?

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Can't own bar with Hootie
Can't pick up chicks with Buehler
Can't get wasted with Detox...

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Got it.

Get ready. The Bengals look like it's going to be long-Covid.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Goddamn looks like it's season over on October 6th for those ****ing losers huh?

LOLZ

**** dem Bangles!

LMAO :clap: :p LMAO

They have a weak schedule and still 1-4.

And this is the last season they got the whole gang together

They're just gonna get worse from here on out. You love to see it

Maybe Joey can try competitive hotdog eating

with that hair im sure he’d win

Chase contract will mean people are leaving. Higgins will be the first. They would smart to trade Chase for picks.