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DMAC 12-28-2011 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8240614)
Some more helpful information.


She's a good looking gal, she just recently got divorced. She's into archery hunting and outdoors in general. She has a double masters.

I don't know if she is in to bukkake though. I'll have to ask.

So, besides forced bukkake, what are you doing for this date?

booyaf2 12-28-2011 09:12 AM

What the hell are hammerpants?

DMAC 12-28-2011 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by booyaf2 (Post 8240635)
What the hell are hammerpants?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PrU_eIimW9...Hammer_gif.gif

dumbass

Baby Lee 12-28-2011 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8240614)
Some more helpful information.


She's a good looking gal, she just recently got divorced. She's into archery hunting and outdoors in general. She has a double masters.

I don't know if she is in to bukkake though. I'll have to ask.

Scour your memory for any masculine thing you've EVER done, then get her talking about the most exotic/difficult/satisfying prey she's felled with the arrow. Lay groundwork for future dates by 'scouting' her favorite places in nature. 'Yes and' with some of your favorite hunting/camping/hiking/adventuring memories, maybe supplemented with stories from documentaries/movies about REAL men. ;)

KCUnited 12-28-2011 09:16 AM

Bow hunting, huh? I'd direct the conversation toward how cankles aren't a 'deal breaker' for you.

Sofa King 12-28-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 8240644)
Bow hunting, huh? I'd direct the conversation toward how cankles aren't a 'deal breaker' for you.

lol. She's very athletic. Coaches volleyball.

Sofa King 12-28-2011 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 8240633)
So, besides forced bukkake, what are you doing for this date?

If it gets that far, i don't think I'll choose to do anything else.

luv 12-28-2011 09:23 AM

How much older than you is she?

Baby Lee 12-28-2011 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8240654)
If it gets that far, i don't think I'll choose to do anything else.

The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
BAMMM, I dropped her off on the next block.


Daaoooohhhh!!!!

Predarat 12-28-2011 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8240630)
Her texts HAVE made her come off as a cat in heat.

I already told her I'm wearing my Hammer Pants friday. She was fine with that. So there's that.

That sounds optimistic!

Baby Lee 12-28-2011 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8240657)
How much older than you is she?

Lets just say, teeth are not an issue.

Sofa King 12-28-2011 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8240657)
How much older than you is she?

What makes you think she's older?


3 years.

Buck 12-28-2011 09:30 AM

Make sure to post nudes.

DMAC 12-28-2011 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8240650)
Coaches volleyball.

Wait...you are a lez?

luv 12-28-2011 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8240674)
What makes you think she's older?


3 years.

Believe it or not, I'm quite perceptive.


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