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Buck 10-27-2011 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 8053000)
If your junk stops working because of that, i'll go ahead and take care of that ginger chick.
I'm just a little worried. About 6 or 7 years ago on New Years eve, I was spending the night with this chick in a hotel, and we went to have sex at midnight. I had a cut on my dick for some reason and as soon as I stuck it in it felt like I was sticking my dick into acid.

Luckily this is right on the base and I don't think it will be an issue. I haven't had sex in over a month, I'm just really ****ing excited. Probably too excited.

pr_capone 10-27-2011 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8053020)
I had a cut on my dick for some reason and as soon as I stuck it in it felt like I was sticking my dick into acid.
The dreaded acid cooch.

Rausch 10-27-2011 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8052964)
Wow that looks handy. I'll need to get 2. 1 for my mustache, 1 for my balls.
The good thing is that you sound less and less gay as the days go on...

Buck 10-27-2011 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8053042)
The good thing is that you sound less and less gay as the days go on...
Just stay at least 10 miles away from my dick at all times and you should be fine.

loochy 10-27-2011 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8052982)
Does it work for nose hair trimming?
No, it's too big to fit in there. I suggest some small grooming scissors for that. The scissors work much better than the nose hair trimmer attachments for clippers.

HoneyBadger 10-28-2011 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8052964)
Wow that looks handy. I'll need to get 2. 1 for my mustache, 1 for my balls.
you can use the same trimmer......

Setsuna 10-28-2011 02:34 PM
No fire...no.

HoneyBadger 10-28-2011 07:49 PM
It might not be the first time a mustache has been on his balls... just saying.

Sofa King 12-28-2011 08:35 AM
So i got a date Friday night @ 6:30. Been awhile since I've been on one with someone I don't really know. Got hooked up through my brother in-law.

I wanna know what CP thinks i should use as conversation topics.

booyaf2 12-28-2011 08:37 AM
This should get good.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-28-2011 08:37 AM
Poop. Talk about poop.

Gonzo 12-28-2011 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8240576)
So i got a date Friday night @ 6:30. Been awhile since I've been on one with someone I don't really know. Got hooked up through my brother in-law.

I wanna know what CP thinks i should use as conversation topics.
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KCUnited 12-28-2011 08:39 AM
Ask him about himself. Try not to focus on you.

bevischief 12-28-2011 08:39 AM
Ask her who should be the next HC...

luv 12-28-2011 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8240576)
So i got a date Friday night @ 6:30. Been awhile since I've been on one with someone I don't really know. Got hooked up through my brother in-law.

I wanna know what CP thinks i should use as conversation topics.
This should be interesting.


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