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Rausch 06-05-2013 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9730756)
I'm Norm, you idiot. You have to be fat!

I am.

You also have to actually show up at a bar more than twice a year.

There has probably never been more of a perfect match on this BB than me and THE GREATNESS THAT IS NORM!

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Frazod 06-05-2013 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9730794)
I am.

You also have to actually show up at a bar more than twice a year.

There has probably never been more of a perfect match on this BB than me and THE GREATNESS THAT IS NORM!

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Would Norm have been drank under the table by ENDelt? I THINK NOT.

KC native 06-05-2013 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9730716)
No, that's Dane.

I think Donger's Cliff.

patteeu is Frasier, and Saul is Lillith. KC native is Carla.

And while Hootie will think he's Sam, that can't be, since Sam is now clean and sober.

You still aren't funny.

Frazod 06-05-2013 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Carla (Post 9730934)
You still aren't funny.

Thanks, Carla.

RealSNR 06-05-2013 01:06 PM

Frasier > Cheers

Frazod 06-05-2013 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9730943)
Frasier > Cheers

Yes.

blaise 06-05-2013 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9730943)
Frasier > Cheers

Yes. No question.

Donger 06-05-2013 01:29 PM

I'd rather be Frasier than Cliff.

patteeu 06-05-2013 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9730943)
Frasier > Cheers

I suspect that that's why Frazod associated me with Frazier. That and the fact that I can see through the crusty front he puts up to the lonely boy who just wants people to notice him inside.

Strongside 06-05-2013 01:33 PM

I'm sure this has been asked by now...but will Hootie include himself on the. List? If so, where?

Donger 06-05-2013 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9731014)
I'm sure this has been asked by now...but will Hootie include himself on the. List? If so, where?

Hootie?

patteeu 06-05-2013 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9731014)
I'm sure this has been asked by now...but will Hootie include himself on the. List? If so, where?

It's been asked and he probably answered it, but I don't remember what he said. He should probably just stop at #2 and let readers wonder whether #1 is him or someone else he didn't list at 2-101. It would be probably end up entering CP lore as a Mr. Blonde level mystery.

Frazod 06-05-2013 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9731009)
I suspect that that's why Frazod associated me with Frazier. That and the fact that I can see through the crusty front he puts up to the lonely boy who just wants people to notice him inside.

Nah, it was just the Lillith thing.

RealSNR 06-05-2013 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9731009)
I suspect that that's why Frazod associated me with Frazier. That and the fact that I can see through the crusty front he puts up to the lonely boy who just wants people to notice him inside.

Frasier: Say there, Jen, did you have a chance to explore that art gallery I suggested?

Jen: Yeah. I know you're into that stuff so I don't want to put it down. But it was like everything in there was trying to make us feel better about our corrupt, imperialistic, phallocratic heritage.

Frasier: ... ...They're landscapes.

ShortRoundChief 06-05-2013 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9730716)
No, that's Dane.

I think Donger's Cliff.

patteeu is Frasier, and Saul is Lillith. KC native is Carla.

And while Hootie will think he's Sam, that can't be, since Sam is now clean and sober.

Hooties diane

ShortRoundChief 06-05-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9730943)
Frasier > Cheers

I disagree whole heartedly.

Donger 06-05-2013 03:09 PM

This thread reminds me of the scene in Tombstone where the tubby guy shows up with a shotgun to kill Wyatt and Doc intervenes. Then, they all forget that the fat guy with the shotgun is there.

Donger 06-05-2013 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9731209)
I disagree whole heartedly.

Aren't you the one with the bad ticker?

ShortRoundChief 06-05-2013 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9731221)
Aren't you the one with the bad ticker?

Not really. I'm the one with the surgically repaired ticker. Not sure what your point is.

Frazod 06-05-2013 03:22 PM

I'm your Huckleberry!

patteeu 06-05-2013 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9731237)
Not really. I'm the one with the surgically repaired ticker. Not sure what your point is.

Maybe he had you confused with Frankie. :shrug:

Donger 06-05-2013 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9731237)
Not really. I'm the one with the surgically repaired ticker. Not sure what your point is.

Whole-heartedly...

You ruined it, ****er.

KC native 06-05-2013 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9730937)
Thanks, Carla.

Never watched Cheers so that reference means jack shit. You still aren't funny.

ShortRoundChief 06-05-2013 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9731280)
Never watched Cheers so that reference means jack shit. You still aren't funny.

You never watched cheers?

You're the one person in the US who never watched cheers. Hell my son has watched reruns.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 06-05-2013 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9731283)
You never watched cheers?

You're the one person in the US who never watched cheers. Hell my son has watched reruns.

I'm white and I've only seen half of an episode.

ShortRoundChief 06-05-2013 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy Was Offsides (Post 9731303)
I'm white and I've only seen half of an episode.

Hmmmm. What does white got to do with it?

Frazod 06-05-2013 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9731283)
You never watched cheers?

You're the one person in the US who never watched cheers. Hell my son has watched reruns.

He hadn't illegally entered the country yet.

ShortRoundChief 06-05-2013 04:25 PM

Moment of sheer irony: my son's cartoon is doing a parody of cheers right now.

patteeu 06-05-2013 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9731319)
Hmmmm. What does white got to do with it?

Everyone knows that KC Native is probably more of a George Lopez fan. Duh.

Thig Lyfe 06-05-2013 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9731326)
Moment of sheer irony: my son's cartoon is doing a parody of cheers right now.

that's not ironic at all

digger 06-05-2013 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9731328)
Everyone knows that KC Native is probably more of a George Lopez fan. Duh.

More like a Carlos Mencia fan.

Hammock Parties 06-05-2013 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9730943)
Frasier > Cheers

I have seen every episode of Frasier.

Never seen an episode of Cheers.

RealSNR 06-05-2013 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9731209)
I disagree whole heartedly.

Sorry. That's an incorrect opinion. I have no ****ing clue how somebody can believe Cheers is better than Frasier.

BossChief 06-05-2013 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9731380)
Sorry. That's an incorrect opinion. I have no ****ing clue how somebody can believe Cheers is better than Frasier.

Hold on, :spock:

Donger 06-05-2013 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9731366)
I have seen every episode of Frasier.

Never seen an episode of Cheers.

Cheers is rather good, albeit somewhat less snooty than Frasier. Kind of a White trash, working class version of Frasier.

Hammock Parties 06-05-2013 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9731391)
Cheers is rather good, albeit somewhat less snooty than Frasier. Kind of a White trash, working class version of Frasier.

That's why I like Frasier. It appeals to my intelligence and sense of refinement.

RealSNR 06-05-2013 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 9731388)
Hold on, :spock:

It's not. Frasier ascends and aspires to make the viewer feel more. Cheers may seem on the surface to connect to Joe Everyman far better, but that's just because of its ordinary setting. When you can connect with snooty, rich, and pompous Frasier Crane and realize that his imperfections and even dark sides are things that everybody has, it means the experience has resonated with you far better.

Cheers was brilliant, don't get me wrong. It was the first of its type. Frasier took what Cheers was (very much like a theatrical stage within a sitcom) and ADDED to its dimensions.

Also, Frasier went 11 seasons. Just saying...

rico 06-05-2013 06:06 PM

I don't think I've ever made it through an episode of Cheers. When I was younger, whenever I heard the Cheers theme song come on the TV, it usually meant that it was around the time where my mom or dad would tell us that it was "bed time" and it would piss me off. Whenever I've seen a rerun on TV since then, I've always changed the channel real quickly because I think, "ugh, there's that TV show that meant bed time as a kid."

Same thing with M*A*S*H.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-05-2013 06:08 PM

I recorded the final episode of Cheers as a ten year old, but I was a weird kid.

crazycoffey 06-05-2013 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9731439)
I don't think I've ever made it through an episode of Cheers. When I was younger, whenever I heard the Cheers theme song come on the TV, it usually meant that it was around the time where my mom or dad would tell us that it was "bed time" and it would piss me off. Whenever I've seen a rerun on TV since then, I've always changed the channel real quickly because I think, "ugh, there's that TV show that meant bed time as a kid."

Same thing with M*A*S*H.

I liked mash better than cheers. cheers better than frazer and mcgyver better than those. Airwolf was pretty good too. and Magnum PI

rico 06-05-2013 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9731451)
I liked mash better than cheers. cheers better than frazer and mcgyver better than those. Airwolf was pretty good too. and Magnum PI

Macgyver was pretty cool shit. Watched quite a bit of that. I remember there being a certain night of the week as a 7 or 8 year old where our family would watch Macgyver, Unsolved Mysteries and Rescue 911 all in the same evening. Then we'd watch the news and as soon as that was over, the M*A*S*H or Cheers theme song would come on and boom, it was time for bed.

I was able to catch a few episodes of Magnum PI as a kid. I remember thinking it was pretty cool, but I don't remember much about it. To be honest, the only thing that sticks out out to me now when I think back about it is Selleck's mustache and a boat of some sort crashing in the water.

Backwards Masking 06-05-2013 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9731487)
Unsolved Mysteries

It was good because the music was so eerie and it had a great host. problem was it anti climactic - hence the title. it was still damn good for show that never had a real ending.

and it did a lot of UFO stories. love me some UFO's, and i'm not even morman

Fairplay 06-05-2013 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9731439)
I don't think I've ever made it through an episode of Cheers. When I was younger, whenever I heard the Cheers theme song come on the TV, it usually meant that it was around the time where my mom or dad would tell us that it was "bed time" and it would piss me off. Whenever I've seen a rerun on TV since then, I've always changed the channel real quickly because I think, "ugh, there's that TV show that meant bed time as a kid."

Same thing with M*A*S*H.


Cheers was awful, I can't stomach watching a full episode either.

crazycoffey 06-05-2013 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9731487)
Macgyver was pretty cool shit. Watched quite a bit of that. I remember there being a certain night of the week as a 7 or 8 year old where our family would watch Macgyver, Unsolved Mysteries and Rescue 911 all in the same evening. Then we'd watch the news and as soon as that was over, the M*A*S*H or Cheers theme song would come on and boom, it was time for bed.

I was able to catch a few episodes of Magnum PI as a kid. I remember thinking it was pretty cool, but I don't remember much about it. To be honest, the only thing that sticks out out to me now when I think back about it is Selleck's mustache and a boat of some sort crashing in the water.

MacGyver and Airwolf are now on Netflix.

cosmo20002 06-05-2013 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9731014)
I'm sure this has been asked by now...but will Hootie include himself on the. List? If so, where?

He seems too humble to do that.

Simply Red 06-05-2013 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9731391)
Cheers is rather good, albeit somewhat less snooty than Frasier. Kind of a White trash, working class version of Frasier.

Married with Children was the best from that period, in my opinion.

cosmo20002 06-05-2013 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9731330)
that's not ironic at all

Its like rain on your wedding day

Saul Good 06-05-2013 06:36 PM

Where is the next roast? The people demand more fat jokes.

Frazod contracted a flesh eating bacteria, but it died of diabetes.

Being a fatass doesn't run in his family. It rides a rascal.

rico 06-05-2013 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9731533)
MacGyver and Airwolf are now on Netflix.

Nice. I did not know that. I'll have to watch those in the near future. I've become such a tight ass with my money that Netflix is all I have for TV (with an exception of DVD's, VHS tapes and whatever my bunny ears pick up).

crazycoffey 06-05-2013 06:37 PM

he quit

crazycoffey 06-05-2013 06:38 PM

This thread reminds me of a couple other post whoring / anti-thread hijacking threads.

Backwards Masking 06-05-2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9731540)
Married with Children was the best from that period, in my opinion.

Al Bundy = Greatest Dad in Television History

it also featured one of my other favorite sitcom characters of all time, Jefferson Darcy - the only "Stay At Home Husband" I can think of on TV

Bud Bundy was a genuis character too, and Kelly in her prime (ie 9 straight years) was SO much fun to look at

Just brilliant, completely crushes all the other shows mentioned the last few pages

BigMeatballDave 06-05-2013 06:41 PM

LMAO

rico 06-05-2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9731540)
Married with Children was the best from that period, in my opinion.

I used to love that show as a kid.

I can't sit here and lie to you people though. The shows I was probably most into around that time (from age 5-12-ish) were probably; Full House, Dinosaurs, Land of the Lost, The Real Ghostbusters, Ninja Turtles, Rescue 911, Unsolved Mysteries, Tales from the Dark Side, Married With Children, MacGyver, The Simpsons, Tale Spin, Rescue Rangers, Boy Meets World, Step By Step, Goof Troop and the Urkel show.

Simply Red 06-05-2013 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9731568)
Al Bundy = Greatest Dad in Television History

it also featured one of my other favorite sitcom characters of all time, Jefferson Darcy - the only "Stay At Home Husband" I can think of on TV

Bud Bundy was a genuis character too, and Kelly in her prime (ie 9 straight years) was SO much fun to look at

Just brilliant, completely crushes all the other shows mentioned the last few pages

I honestly think Kelly Bundy was and still is a beautiful person - I'd marry her.

Simply Red 06-05-2013 06:43 PM

and Bud was dope.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-05-2013 06:44 PM

Another day, another non pick. Multiple promises of multiple picks, but hey, he has a life. What the **** ever. Why shouldn't I close this thread?

SPchief 06-05-2013 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731604)
Another day, another non pick. Multiple promises of multiple picks, but hey, he has a life. What the **** ever. Why shouldn't I close this thread?

Do it, just for the ensuing thread from him or Frazod

crazycoffey 06-05-2013 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731604)
Another day, another non pick. Multiple promises of multiple picks, but hey, he has a life. What the **** ever. Why shouldn't I close this thread?

just ban him from the thread

cosmo20002 06-05-2013 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9731568)
Al Bundy Homer Simpson= Greatest Dad in Television History

fyp

Backwards Masking 06-05-2013 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9731615)
fyp

1990-1996 Homer had a chance. Then he got stale for 17 years, so no.

"Do 'em, don't woo 'em. Bed em', don't wed 'em. Date 'em, don't mate 'em"

Not only was Al funnier, and never got stale, he also gave words to live by.

Homer did have a fantastic 5-6 year stretch I can never take away from him, one Peter Griffin never came close to touching.

Thig Lyfe 06-05-2013 06:51 PM

Let's talk about Boy Meets World. I thought it was so sad when Corey and Topanga broke up over that ski lodge smooch! And I can't believe she passed up YALE to marry him!!! What, Corey can't find a small college somewhere in Connecticut???

-King- 06-05-2013 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731604)
Another day, another non pick. Multiple promises of multiple picks, but hey, he has a life. What the **** ever. Why shouldn't I close this thread?

Hope you're not serious.

LoneWolf 06-05-2013 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9731630)
Hope you're not serious.

Hope he is.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-05-2013 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9731630)
Hope you're not serious.

So far you're the only one who has said anything negative about my statement. I wasn't all that serious honestly, however I'm a mod of the people. Someone, somewhere, tell me why I shouldn't close this thread.

Thig Lyfe 06-05-2013 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731650)
So far you're the only one who has said anything negative about my statement. I wasn't all that serious honestly, however I'm a mod of the people. Someone, somewhere, tell me why I shouldn't close this thread.

A real hot Boy Meets World discussion just got started, for one...

loochy 06-05-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731650)
So far you're the only one who has said anything negative about my statement. I wasn't all that serious honestly, however I'm a mod of the people. Someone, somewhere, tell me why I shouldn't close this thread.

I can't. Close it now.

crazycoffey 06-05-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731650)
So far you're the only one who has said anything negative about my statement. I wasn't all that serious honestly, however I'm a mod of the people. Someone, somewhere, tell me why I shouldn't close this thread.

because mod abuse is highly frowned upon by patteu

Mr. Flopnuts 06-05-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9731677)
because mod abuse is highly frowned upon by patteu

YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

crazycoffey 06-05-2013 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731681)
YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

It's not my job to be helpful in here.....

cosmo20002 06-05-2013 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9731625)
Let's talk about Boy Meets World. I thought it was so sad when Corey and Topanga broke up over that ski lodge smooch! And I can't believe she passed up YALE to marry him!!! What, Corey can't find a small college somewhere in Connecticut???

You know, that show is coming back as Girl Meets World. Corey and Topanga now have a kid. Apparently, a girl. Not sure when, but I heard it somewhere. Check your local listings.

Backwards Masking 06-05-2013 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9731713)
You know, that show is coming back as Girl Meets World. Corey and Topanga now have a kid. Apparently, a girl. Not sure when, but I heard it somewhere. Check your local listings.

you mean Corey will be even MORE pussywhipped? that's why i stopped watching the original

-King- 06-05-2013 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731650)
So far you're the only one who has said anything negative about my statement. I wasn't all that serious honestly, however I'm a mod of the people. Someone, somewhere, tell me why I shouldn't close this thread.

Cause now that Frasier vs. Cheers is over, we're about to get to Seinfeld vs. Everybody Loves Raymond.


That's when shit REALLY gets real.

rico 06-05-2013 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9731625)
Let's talk about Boy Meets World. I thought it was so sad when Corey and Topanga broke up over that ski lodge smooch! And I can't believe she passed up YALE to marry him!!! What, Corey can't find a small college somewhere in Connecticut???

Yeah, that shit boggled the hell out of me as well. Like whoa, yo. And I must confess, in the final episode when the gang informed Feeny that they were leaving for New York and they all said their goodbyes to him....eh, I cried.

Thinking of Corey and Topanga made me realize that I totally forgot to mention Saved by the Bell (Zach and Kelly) and The Wonder Years (Kevin and Winnie). I was also really big into Bobby's World.

rico 06-05-2013 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9731727)
Cause now that Frasier vs. Cheers is over, we're about to get to Seinfeld vs. Everybody Loves Raymond.


That's when shit REALLY gets real.

I honestly prefer The Drew Carey Show over both of those.

crazycoffey 06-05-2013 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9731727)
Cause now that Frasier vs. Cheers is over, we're about to get to Seinfeld vs. Everybody Loves Raymond.


That's when shit REALLY gets real.

seinfeld easy win

Frazod 06-05-2013 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9731553)
Where is the next roast? The people demand more fat jokes.

Frazod contracted a flesh eating bacteria, but it died of diabetes.

Being a fatass doesn't run in his family. It rides a rascal.

Apparently not. I think the only person who found them amusing was me.

Which probably wasn't what you were going for, princess.

cosmo20002 06-05-2013 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9731727)
Cause now that Frasier vs. Cheers is over, we're about to get to Seinfeld vs. Everybody Loves Raymond.


That's when shit REALLY gets real.

Seinfeld, no "contest."

Although a couple weeks ago the Raymond where the suitcase sits on the stairs and neither of them will move it (or mention it) was on. ROFL

Donger 06-05-2013 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731604)
Why shouldn't I close this thread?

Because you don't have the courage to close it.

Frazod 06-05-2013 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9731744)
Seinfeld, no "contest."

Although a couple weeks ago the Raymond where the suitcase sits on the stairs and neither of them will move it (or mention it) was on. ROFL

Never watched Raymond much, but Swinefeld is overrated metrosexual shit.


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