still watching the movie???



watch your step, I'll watch everthing else

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Question. Why is everybody afraid of snow? It's flakes of whater, thats it. The roads really are not that bad, I was just out a little bit ago. Why do people in KC freak out when it snows and refuse to leave or do ANYTHING at all. I am bored as shit, none of my friends want to do anything because they are afraid of death from snow. Really annoying. Just go 20 instead of 30, it's really not that difficult..and I have a Dodge freakin' Stratus. Sheizer!

Good nipple shot on that blonde they had in the van.:thumb:

The only time it bothers me is when I'm trying to get home in rush hour traffic and everyone is afraid to exceed 5 mph.

you're being paged in the other thread.

completely

that motor cop is all messed up

My Chevy Aveo doesn't handle snow very well. It's scary sometimes.

Yeah, the little putt-putt cars don't have any weight. I used to have a Ford Escort that slid all over the place, the good thing about it was if you got stuck two guys could pretty much pick it up and move it.

So Springfield isn't the only town where people freak out? It's like they se a snow flake and forget how to ****ing drive! You drive a Dodge Stratus? :drool:

btw, its worse in Springfield then up in KC

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I don't go out in snow because the time i was pulled over with 14 year olds snorting whsikey

snow is no problem, it's other people's reaction to snow.

fools can't drive

everyone turns into a paranoid moron when it comes to any sort of bad weather, raiding the stores for canned goods and bottled water

I know exactly what you mean. I work in Olathe, and live in Gladstone/KC. It took me 2 hours to get home one night. I understand to go slower, but you really need to follow at a further distance. I see a ton of people that go slow, but still ride the person's ass in front of them. That is what causes the majority of the collisions.

Snorting whiskey? Does that get you drunk faster than drinking it?

Oh hell.... LMAO

not any faster, but damn it clears your sinus problems.

That's because of the local weather idiots who act like every storm is going to be armageddon.

It's a legitimate question. Who the hell snorts whiskey?

Or did I totally read that wrong, because that's a real possibility.

LMAO

the snow has melted

LMAO

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Who wears that much make-up? She'd look so much better natural.

okay

A little older, but so much better.

get a haircut and get a real job

George Thoroughgood.

Good song.

Did I miss something?

Nah.

carmen is hot

I don't care that rodman gave her the rod, I'd drink her dirty bath water for the 10 seconds I'd need with her.

I need to get some shut-eye, good night everybody

pussy

i'm working the opening shift, otherwise i'd stay longer

good night sam

Why yes; yes it does.

Good lord people wake up !!! It's only 5am.... Time to get out and shovel the sidewalk then the driveway... Then its time to feed 50 small bales of hay and 10 big bales of hay to the cattle... Then we have to go break the ice on 2 ponds and also fill up 2 stock tanks full of water.... Then theres grain to be feed to the cattle...

Then; if you get lucky and not get stomped to death by them while feeding, you can go take a smoke break and have some mountain dew or something --- then do it all over again later in the day and then before it gets dark later on....

So wake up !!!!!!! I'll meet you all out in the cattle lot in 5 minutes !!!!!

I'll need directions from here. I'm in a van, down by the river.

Well; if your near Springfield, you just need to head north for about 3-4 hours...

I just finished the shoveling.....

man I'm getting old

I'm simply post whoring

Go Not The Patriots.

I shoveled snow for 4 hours today.

No way you beat me to 15K.

Good exercise.

What if I write an automated script that posts garbage every 15 to 20 seconds every moment that I'm not here?

Maybe.

~2500 calories as near as I can calculate.

I did my driveway, then the street in front of my house.
Then I did the street in front of the neighbor to the left.
Then I did the street in front of the neighbor to the right.
Then I did the driveway of the next house. Then the street in front of them.
Then I did both for the house next to them.

I'm friggin' whipped.

Remember the days when you wouldn't have had the energy to do that?

Yeah, it's called "tomorrow". LMAO

You'll have to change your username to "Halfcan" if you do that.

Dammit.

I posted in the wrong thread.

So the Planet is crapping out. Why you may ask?

Well, 200 idiots need to post their own unique and completely relevant position on why Peyton Manning sucks, then 10,000 lurkers feel the need to come and read the front page only to notice it covered in "Peyton Sucks" threads.

Grrrrrr... :mad:

Thanks to you guys keeping me up all night I actually spent more time shoveling snow today (4 hours) than I spent sleeping last night (3 hours).

Say, anyone seen my work in the beryllium thread? :)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157069

Nobody say I'm not working towards my dream of ranking on the search engines.

I'm really tired - I spent all day skiing...

but am happy that Brady's last play was an INT. :D

I told my wife before the last Pats drive the best ending possible would be for Mr. Clutch to toss a horrible INT. LMAO

Here's a quarter, call someone who gives a shit. :p

You didn't complain last time.

Damnit luv and Skip, I'm just post whoring. I'm not expecting anyone to care.

Sheesh.

Blah, blah, blah

This is boring. Someone entertain me. :sulk:

I'd postwhore with you.... but I feel like I'm going to collapse.

Sorry, I'm not drinking tonight.

Bah!

If you guys don't pick it up I'm going to go work on the beryllium thread for a couple of hours and go to bed.

Hehe. I put 282 posts into The Beryllium Thread. Now THAT is putting out the effort.

Hey everybody.

Me and a couple guys were served today by a waitress who was sauced ROFL

First of all, she was overly happy. Then she rubbed her boobs up against one of the guys I was with and said something about her husband. Then she said I looked like a monk ROFL

I almost told her it's against my religion to give tips :)

I'm trying to, but, every time I try to go somewhere, it tells me the server is busy.

did you laugh at brady and cry about your team not playing today?

No, but my bones hurt, is that typical of a hangover?

Only if you were snorting whiskey.

The board will probably implode for a week if the Colts win the bowl.

ROFL

Wait, that sucks. :hmmm:

No snorting whiskey.

All I drank was Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Jack Daniels (I didnt snort it), Beer, Wine. Shit.