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Sofa King 02-27-2014 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chazno (Post 10457335)
As sad as it is after some research I'm nearly convinced that is a ladyboy. https://www.google.com/search?q=tiff...w=1536&bih=718

Apparently they have beauty pageants for them in thailand.
I'm not clicking that link

http://static4.businessinsider.com/i...ing-quotas.jpg

Amnorix 02-27-2014 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chazno (Post 10457335)
As sad as it is after some research I'm nearly convinced that is a ladyboy. https://www.google.com/search?q=tiff...w=1536&bih=718

Apparently they have beauty pageants for them in thailand.


http://placeitonluckydan.com/wp-cont...un_to_head.jpg

Rain Man 02-27-2014 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chazno (Post 10457335)
As sad as it is after some research I'm nearly convinced that is a ladyboy. https://www.google.com/search?q=tiff...w=1536&bih=718

Apparently they have beauty pageants for them in thailand.

Why are you nearly convinced? I would think that they have beauty pageants for women, too.

I want to believe that's a woman. I need to believe that's a woman.

Dayze 02-27-2014 04:02 PM
"Auuuuuto-mobiiiiilllllle"?

sedated 02-27-2014 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chazno (Post 10457335)
As sad as it is after some research I'm nearly convinced that is a ladyboy. https://www.google.com/search?q=tiff...w=1536&bih=718

Apparently they have beauty pageants for them in thailand.
Post-op?


Would.

Amnorix 02-27-2014 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10457377)
Why are you nearly convinced? I would think that they have beauty pageants for women, too.

I want to believe that's a woman. I need to believe that's a woman.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-EPGhjxm0G0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Radar Chief 02-27-2014 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10457377)
Why are you nearly convinced? I would think that they have beauty pageants for women, too.

I want to believe that's a woman. I need to believe that's a woman.
:grovel: Please be a woman. :grovel:

Radar Chief 02-27-2014 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10457404)
Post-op?


Would.
At least you would know right from the start that "she" likes it in the sewer pipe.

bishop_74 02-27-2014 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10457377)
Why are you nearly convinced? I would think that they have beauty pageants for women, too.

I want to believe that's a woman. I need to believe that's a woman.
It's probably too late man. If you have already had impure thoughts about that... "woman" then you will most definitely be gay in at least 5 months. It's like a slow zombie bite.

Donger 02-27-2014 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10457442)
:grovel: Please be a woman. :grovel:
Still tastes like nipple /Radar Chief

Radar Chief 02-27-2014 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10457485)
Still tastes like nipple /Radar Chief
ROFL :cuss:

Donger 02-27-2014 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10457486)
ROFL :cuss:
LMAO

I don't think you need to worry. Looks like Amno has dibs. NTTAWWT

Amnorix 02-27-2014 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10457489)
LMAO

I don't think you need to worry. Looks like Amno has dibs. NTTAWWT


I admit I had impure thoughts. I admit I was jealous of a small Asian child with a ridiculous bowl haircut. IT'S ALL TRUE!!! :deevee: :banghead: :banghead:

gblowfish 02-27-2014 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Poz (Post 10457311)
Must be the haircut. Bitches love the bowl-cut.
I believe that haircut in the far east is known as "The Moe."
It's also known as "The Pete Rose."

gblowfish 02-27-2014 05:00 PM
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I blame Obama for Rickey Martin. He's dreamy...

Fish 02-27-2014 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chazno (Post 10457335)
As sad as it is after some research I'm nearly convinced that is a ladyboy. https://www.google.com/search?q=tiff...w=1536&bih=718

Apparently they have beauty pageants for them in thailand.
http://i59.tinypic.com/2uh4ozc.jpg

Dayze 02-27-2014 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10457692)
not to be picky, but I think he said "that's what I say".....

it's just not the same having the Japanese kid saying "Said".
the racial hilarity is taken out of my sails.

Fish 02-27-2014 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10458032)
not to be picky, but I think he said "that's what I say".....

it's just not the same having the Japanese kid saying "Said".
the racial hilarity is taken out of my sails.
Anything else, dick? :D

http://i61.tinypic.com/2mwcns.jpg

Dayze 02-27-2014 09:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10458047)
Anything else, dick? :D

http://i61.tinypic.com/2mwcns.jpg
LMAO

well....
*as I pull my hall monitor flip pad of paper out*.

The Poz 02-27-2014 09:49 PM
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Clark making the rounds at the job fair.

Dayze 02-27-2014 11:33 PM
I'd bet a single $Dane Dollar that Andy has titties.

Dayze 02-27-2014 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10458047)
Anything else, dick? :D

http://i61.tinypic.com/2mwcns.jpg
oh...
and it's Booby "Twaps". Little known fact - Elmer Fudd is 1/2 Japanese. (on his mother's side; his dad met her in WW2)


:evil::evil:

Hammock Parties 02-28-2014 04:58 AM
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Mr. Plow 02-28-2014 08:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10458348)
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cFBIoDxPO8o?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAO

Mr. Plow 02-28-2014 09:59 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a2ee49ed...q5y5o1_250.gif

Mr. Plow 02-28-2014 01:43 PM
Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

Donger 02-28-2014 01:47 PM
LMAO

Yeah, that's.... disturbing.

Mr. Plow 02-28-2014 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10459025)
LMAO

Yeah, that's.... disturbing.

Yeah, it is. I mean did he already have it out and that's why they are taking the picture? Or, did he see them taking a picture and quickly pull it out?

Mr. Plow 02-28-2014 01:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/q3kYZIw.jpg?1

frankotank 02-28-2014 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10451549)
Omaha cam strikes again! :thumb:

Easy 6 02-28-2014 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10459033)
:LOL:

Sorter 02-28-2014 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10450780)
somewhere in here I posted this guys site.
the dude is hilarious. honestly....I doubt this is the funniest one....there's a bunch of 'em

http://www.27bslash6.com/arguments.html
Liam Neeson

Quote:
I arrived home Tuesday afternoon to discover a framed photo of our dog on our living room wall. I like our dog but when I am home, so is the dog. I don't need to see photos of it. Especially if the photo shows the dog sitting on the couch that is immediately below the framed photo and the dog is actually sitting on that couch at the time.
Sitting down next to the dog, I grabbed a magazine from the coffee table and flicked through until I came to an interview with actor Liam Neeson. The facing page featured a photo of Mr Neeson in a suit, sitting on a chair with one leg crossed over the other, holding a glass of red wine. Ripping out the page, I replaced the photo of the dog in the frame with it.
Arriving home a short time later, it took Holly less than fifteen seconds to storm into the kitchen brandishing the frame and demanding, "What the **** is this?"
"It's Golden Globe award winning actor Liam Neeson," I replied.
"Yes, I know who Liam Neeson is," Holly responded, "Where's the dog?"
"It's sitting on the couch," I replied, "It's always sitting on the couch. And having a photo above the couch of it doing so is weird. We may as well put a photo on the wall of all three of us sitting on the couch and then sit on the couch and look at it. Or put up a mirror."
As she stormed back out in search of the missing photo, Holly said over her shoulder, "It's not as weird as having a photo of Liam Neeson on the wall."
"I like Liam Neeson," I replied.
"Well I like the ****ing dog," Holly yelled back, "If you love Liam Neeson so much why don't you marry him instead. Then you can put up hundreds of photos of him."
Which is a ridiculous statement because if I was married to Liam Neeson and saw him everyday, I obviously wouldn't need photos of him on the wall to look at. Also, if I was married to Liam Neeson and we had a bare wall, we could probably afford a professional interior designer who knew what they were doing.

ROFL

Sorter 02-28-2014 10:19 PM
Plastic Skeletons

Quote:
This morning, Holly woke me up yelling that someone had stolen our plastic skeleton. There was no coffee or whispering involved.
"We should call the police," Holly declared.
"Yes, probably," I replied climbing out of bed, "I've no doubt they have a special task force dedicated to tracking down missing Halloween decorations. Make sure you give them a detailed description of the plastic skeleton and tell them you want the front lawn dusted for fingerprints."
"We could drive around and look for it," suggested Holly.
"Ok," I agreed, "I'll check the bus station while you post missing plastic skeleton posters on poles."
"Did you know that whenever you say something sarcastic, you do this little thing with your mouth as if you are repeating what you said silently?" asked Holly, "It's as if you think what you said was so ****ing hilarious, you want to run through it again."
"It's in the ****ing shed." I replied.

Mr. Plow 02-28-2014 10:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZjKxbAx.jpg

Mr. Plow 02-28-2014 10:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PEN3i1G.jpg

Mr. Plow 02-28-2014 10:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Sa5344w.jpg

Athis 03-01-2014 12:00 AM
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...5/83890273.gif

Valiant 03-01-2014 05:47 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83899460/

<iframe src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/83899460" width="567" height="345" frameborder="0"></iframe>

Athis 03-01-2014 07:57 AM
http://i.imgur.com/REVCMOI.gif

Rausch 03-01-2014 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 10460187)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83899460/

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What the **** is that from?...:spock:

crazycoffey 03-01-2014 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10460327)
What the **** is that from?...:spock:
Walmart greeter tryouts :shrug:

CoMoChief 03-01-2014 10:17 AM
An oldie but goodie. I'm posting it because there are still many that haven't heard this radio prank/skit.

This radio show calls this one guy. Huge Nascar fan....redneck...the guy lives in Mississippi. And this radio show makes him believe they're calling from Nascar, wanting to get some fan feedback. And this guy goes off when they tell him they're going to bring back the #3 Dale Earnhardt car with new sponsorship car they're going to have this young up n coming driver who's African-American drive the car, and this guy goes absolutely apeshit. I mean absolutely NUTS.

Language is very NSFW. If you're offended by racial slurs I suggest you not listen.

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Valiant 03-01-2014 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10460327)
What the **** is that from?...:spock:
No idea, but disturbing and funny at the same time.

In58men 03-01-2014 04:45 PM
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Stupid cat

LoneWolf 03-01-2014 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 10460387)
An oldie but goodie. I'm posting it because there are still many that haven't heard this radio prank/skit.

This radio show calls this one guy. Huge Nascar fan....redneck...the guy lives in Mississippi. And this radio show makes him believe they're calling from Nascar, wanting to get some fan feedback. And this guy goes off when they tell him they're going to bring back the #3 Dale Earnhardt car with new sponsorship car they're going to have this young up n coming driver who's African-American drive the car, and this guy goes absolutely apeshit. I mean absolutely NUTS.

Language is very NSFW. If you're offended by racial slurs I suggest you not listen.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uxi1J2EntVU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
That call is fake as hell. Completely staged.

beach tribe 03-02-2014 09:39 AM
LMAO
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Pasta Little Brioni 03-02-2014 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10461722)
That call is fake as hell. Completely staged.
Let him believe! !

Super obvious stage btw

GordonGekko 03-02-2014 01:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Xbg4yCv.jpg

RaiderH8r 03-02-2014 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10458580)
I'm hypnotized into a case of the giggles.

Athis 03-02-2014 05:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/h7AA7ET.gif

Radar Chief 03-03-2014 08:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Athis (Post 10463012)
That's what he gets for not even using his legs.

otherstar 03-03-2014 11:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Athis (Post 10463012)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10463755)
That's what he gets for not even using his legs.
Yep! I'm surprised he could even walk after that...I'd be surprised that he didn't have a hernia after that. I also loved the near non-reaction by the dude in the back...almost as funny as the GIF itself!

Mr. Plow 03-03-2014 02:48 PM
http://www.crossingbroad.com/wp-cont.../03/Keeley.gif

Graystoke 03-03-2014 02:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10464361)
Geez even the cameraman didn't move.
Thats good reporting there!

GordonGekko 03-03-2014 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10464369)
Geez even the cameraman didn't move.
Thats good reporting there!
Fishing for a lawsuit?

GordonGekko 03-03-2014 03:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NGgYBCI.gif

GordonGekko 03-03-2014 03:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SgQPOZE.gif

GordonGekko 03-03-2014 03:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gPBuAgl.gif

GordonGekko 03-03-2014 03:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/u2nQzWf.jpg

Fire Me Boy! 03-03-2014 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10464369)
Geez even the cameraman didn't move.
Thats good reporting there!






Quote:
Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10464424)
Fishing for a lawsuit?
One-man band. The cameraman was standing in front of the camera reporting.

headsnap 03-03-2014 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10464540)
One-man band. The cameraman was standing in front of the camera reporting.
pretty talented dude with that zoom and pan... ;)

Fire Me Boy! 03-03-2014 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by headsnap (Post 10464589)
pretty talented dude with that zoom and pan... ;)
Camera robotics.

(That's what I get for not paying attention.)

Donger 03-03-2014 05:57 PM
Probably a Q, but...

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chefsos 03-03-2014 06:39 PM
From the "These disclaimers only exist because some dumbass has made it necessary" file.

http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpre...pg?w=474&h=632

Rain Man 03-03-2014 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10463755)
That's what he gets for not even using his legs.
Y'know, I was curious about that. I'm not a lifter so I don't know right from wrong, but I was looking at that and thinking that it couldn't possibly be proper technique. It seems like he's just asking to blow out his back (and his stomach, apparently).

The Poz 03-03-2014 07:37 PM
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...22306258_n.jpg

Pepe Silvia 03-03-2014 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10462523)
I forgot what movie that's from.

Athis 03-03-2014 08:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RTF56iI.gif

Hawk 03-03-2014 09:05 PM
Holy crap, that's assault!

ThaVirus 03-03-2014 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Athis (Post 10465153)
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

IS THIS REAL LIFE

LoneWolf 03-03-2014 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10465287)
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

IS THIS REAL LIFE
Completely staged.

Psyko Tek 03-03-2014 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10465302)
Completely staged.
is my life real?

otherstar 03-04-2014 08:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 10465365)
is my life real?
It is just fantasy...caught in a landslide...

Radar Chief 03-04-2014 08:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10465003)
Y'know, I was curious about that. I'm not a lifter so I don't know right from wrong, but I was looking at that and thinking that it couldn't possibly be proper technique. It seems like he's just asking to blow out his back (and his stomach, apparently).
Exactly. If he’s been lifting like that for any length of time I would be amazed that he hasn’t blown his back out already.

RockChalk 03-04-2014 09:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by otherstar (Post 10465724)
It is just fantasy...caught in a landslide...
No escape from reality

Athis 03-04-2014 02:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jsmh5t0.gif

Frosty 03-04-2014 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10465772)
Exactly. If he’s been lifting like that for any length of time I would be amazed that he hasn’t blown his back out already.
I think it's supposed to be a stiff leg deadlift.

gblowfish 03-04-2014 03:43 PM
Really Walgreen's????

I Mean.....

Seriously????

http://i58.tinypic.com/dysy03.jpg

Radar Chief 03-04-2014 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 10466488)
I think it's supposed to be a stiff leg deadlift.

http://www.exrx.net/AnimatedEx/Erect...egDeadlift.gif
If he was a real man he'd be doing the third leg deadlift.

Fish 03-04-2014 08:11 PM
Just put it on loop...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ctBU8km42zA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


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