Clearly waiting on someone like you

She viewed my profile. I must be hot shit. http://i.imgur.com/TrBwE.gif

They're f***ing everywhere! The basic line, as I'm sure you know, is they're tired of the bar scene and haven't ever tried the online thing (because, you know, those are the two options), and they love love love to travel even though they've spent 3 days of their life outside of their hometown. There are some who at least claim they have like 3 degrees and have traveled the world and have the best job in the world and are f***ing hot, but are 30 and trying the online thing because there aren't any good guys left. Uh, maybe it's you?

Hmmm... hadn't been in this thread in a while, and I guess that's a good thing.

Maybe she posted a picture of you on the Victoria's Secret fan blog saying the same thing?

You should probably stop giving :10bux: to Lowtax there gc

http://forums.somethingawful.com/ban...?userid=157360

This is why I said E/N is a shit barn.

LMAO.

...great post.

No kidding.

What the **** Clay, has it been a year since you've got some pussy?

6 months http://i55.tinypic.com/euezgn.jpg

You should have bumped this thread when you got some.

No one cares.

I care.

You can't give up on the sex bro, you don't want to be sitting here in another 6 months saying it's been a year. I am with you on this.

Psh. Try 2 years and 9 months. While in college.

.. Except I'm going on 6 months now... :/

I went over 2 years recently, until I drunkenly IM'd an old friend on Facebook and she came over and had the worst sex experience of her life (I'm sure). I told her to gtfo of my house when it was over.

Then I went about 3 months until about a month or so ago? Shit's nice.