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Hammock Parties 05-16-2010 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 6762045)
"my body hurts in spots it's not supposed to my nipples are sore from you biting them and my head hurts from you pulling my hair. Best sex ever!
I dunno, she wanted me to buy cherries for some bizarre sexual reason. They went unused.

I should have texted her "Welp, I guess I'll put these cherries in my asshole!"

booger 05-16-2010 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by salame (Post 6762047)
Sometimes I feel like saying " Well are you ready for the most awkward five minutes of the night?"
ROFL

Mecca 05-16-2010 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6762051)
I dunno, she wanted me to buy cherries for some bizarre sexual reason. They went unused.

I should have texted her "Welp, I guess I'll put these cherries in my asshole!"
Just get some ice cream, I don't know why you'd put them in your ass.

booger 05-16-2010 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6762051)
I dunno, she wanted me to buy cherries for some bizarre sexual reason. They went unused.

I should have texted her "Welp, I guess I'll put these cherries in my asshole!"
do something to **** with her. after she just left like she did.

text her to come over cause you want her to shoot cherries out her hoo haaa so you can catch them in your mouth.

it will be funny. see what she says.

Mecca 05-16-2010 08:20 PM
She probably wouldn't say anything.

salame 05-16-2010 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 6762054)
ROFL
I thought maybe they would appreciate the honesty

LetsSignRussell 05-16-2010 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6762069)
She probably wouldn't say anything.
your wanted in the "So, I need a job" thread

booger 05-16-2010 08:21 PM
she might say she's coming back so he can spank her ass with a tennis racket to punish her for being a dirty little tramp like that. you never know until you ask.

Mecca 05-16-2010 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 6762073)
she might say she's coming back so he can spank her ass with a tennis racket to punish her for being a dirty little tramp like that. you never know until you ask.
Tennis racket?

Did he **** Jim Cornette?

booger 05-16-2010 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by salame (Post 6762070)
I thought maybe they would appreciate the honesty
telling them is better than them seeing the stopwatch hanging from the headboard and wondering what to think.

booger 05-16-2010 08:26 PM
i don't know anything about tennis other than at least once in a lifetime a guy should be able to spank a random gal in the ass with a racket.

salame 05-16-2010 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 6762083)
i don't know anything about tennis other than at least once in a lifetime a guy should be able to spank a random gal in the ass with a racket.
who hasn't?

booger 05-16-2010 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by salame (Post 6762088)
who hasn't?
some day i'll be able to cross it off my list. once i find a girl who doesn't laugh or turn and run really fast.:)

Hammock Parties 05-26-2010 10:28 PM
WTF are girls like this doing on dating sites? Christ.

http://i.imgur.com/FufZY.jpg

luv 05-26-2010 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6783064)
WTF are girls like this doing on dating sites? Christ.

http://i.imgur.com/FufZY.jpg
Those are the pictures ugly/fat girls post to represent themselves.


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