Guys are slacking tonight. Of course, sedated is the only one that's been in here, so ....


:)

not everyone is a sex fiend like some people around here

You and the bartender 'dating' yet

Nope.

I would have... but I'm in the middle of a poker tournament. :D

Edit: Damn it! I lost. :(

But, now I can respond...

Luv, don't forget to be kind and rewind. ;)

Who you talkin about, Willis??

I guess dinner, a good blowjob and shitty sex with a hot girl is better than jerkin' it alone.

she give you the fonzie?

I don't know what that is but she had a deep throat.

I really suck at sex, though. Damn. She said she was going outside to get something out of her car. She's taking a long time. <!-- google_ad_section_end -->

Also, 19 year old hooha is odorless. This is twice now that I've come back with nothing. <!-- EndContentMarker -->

SHes probably finishing the job in her car

You need ****ing practice. The best way to accomplish this is to bamboozle some girl into ****ing you repeatedly. At least for a while. Then you won't suck at it so much.

Kind of a bitchy thing to do considering I bought her dinner.

Guess she was afraid I was going to tie her to a chair if she tried to leave.

LMAO She didn't just leave did she? Oh man. You've gotta quit posting that part online bro.

****, I'd think the fonzie is right up your alley (so to speak, heh)

without looking it up on urban dictionary, ponder it for a moment: fonzie from happy days did the 'heeeeey' while giving the thumb's up. y'all married folks know... the fonzie'll get you a tennis bracelet, ladies. (/ralphie may)