Your brain is the only thing that's off.

How am i doin', boss?

Or...the Bengals didn't play their best either and a better attempt by a more seasoned DB would have been able to knock that away, or Lou could (should) have had a minimum of 4 rushing Mahomes.

I didn't like the look pre-snap at all and just laughed when i saw the flag.

That's super rich, coming from you.

What, like in terms of realness?

Actually, outside of the fumble, that was probably damn close to their best.

Honestly, every Bengals fan i know is similar to me. I don't know that i've ever even met any of those brain-dead bandwagon fans that spew stupid shit online.

No...

Not sure how bold that is. Don't they pretty much always do that?

What is your X handle, Clay?

Well, yeah, why the **** would you bandwagon the Bengals of all teams?

Yeah, but the alternative take is wtf is a Bengals fan doing homework on CP history for. Good craic? Sure, but maybe try a little less hard my man.

But I hate the Bengals, I mean honestly can't stand them, I have zero capacity to give credit.

I was able to root for them for a couple weeks when the Bills were busy having a pity party over a guy 90% of the fanbase wanted cut and who's name Josh Allen didn't know prior to him becoming one of the Undead.

****ing hell those guys were intolerable for a month or so there.

But as a general rule, yeah - the Bengals are REALLY hard to like. Their owner sucks. Their best players are mouthy ****wads. Their mediocre players are...mouthy ****wads. Their QB frosts his tips.

I don't think I hate the coach. It's not like he's Siriani or anything. And unlike the Bills, he's never invoked Al Qaeda in his pre-game pep talks as far as I know.

Buffalo has Wings, Cincy has vomit. Buffalo is upstate New York which is very pleasant in its own way. Cincy is Temu Cleveland.

Their most prominent former players are Boomer Esiason and Chris Collinsworth, both just gigantic ass hats.

If the Bills and their history folded, the NFL would be worse for it. If Cincy folded...would anyone notice?

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Is it harder to defend the bengals or that "Chili" they have in cinci?

I'm guessing you don't do too well in the weekly "Level-headed Review" threads after the games. But whatever, "you keep doing you".

We all know know which team KC fans absolutely DO NOT want to see in a matchup in the playoffs. Go ahead and admit it. We all know. Everybody knows.

How'd I do there? :thumb:

LMAO LMAO

Bills? Jets? Chargers?

Come on, don't keep us in suspense...

Who is running the show in Cincy? The head coach can put a stop to pregame mouthing. Do the talking by your play on the field where it is settled. The HC could put a memo out about spouting off before the game.

The players obviously.

What I was gonna say. Taylor seems to be one of those young coordinator types - overmatched as a head coach.

Pretty much. He doesn't exactly command respect in any way.

That actually explains a lot

One of the worst games in Pats career and he STILL devours Burrow. Love it.....

Scared of Burrowhead??

Needs a final score banner across the bottom.

That little fluke win they got in the 22 AFCC was one of the biggest crocks of shit I've ever seen. We literally should have won by 30 that day

meh, bring it if you got it

'75 Steelers. Don't want to face them.

I liked Icky Woods quite a bit.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bengals Safety Daijahn Anthony set Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce as his lock screen: &quot;I can&#39;t wait to see them again&quot;<br> <a href="https://t.co/8gsPNIJXbh">pic.twitter.com/8gsPNIJXbh</a></p>&mdash; BBQ Chiefs (@BBQChiefs) <a href="https://twitter.com/BBQChiefs/status/1837172622548721923?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 20, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

JFC these c**ts. Just give it a rest you sad, desperate f**ks

Living rent free.

Not putting Josh Allen on his screen? Not Lamar Jackson? Herbert?

You know how I know we're the team to beat? They keep telling us that we're the enemy.

Well, yeah. They know they can't hide their obsession, so why not lean into it?

David Fulcher was/is an absolute stud on Tecmo Super Bowl.

They are obsessed with us. Shouldn't they worry more about their own division. They are in the basement and talking crap like idiots. Joe is not Mahomes. Mahines would be telling his team to shut their mouths.

wE r tEH TeAM tOo BEeT

Daijahn realized mid interview he walked right in to “Mahomes and Kelce are your daddy” chirps.

Think Anthony will get some Chiefs icons for his phone?

Daijahn Anthony’s wife, mother, and sisters all have Mahomes/Kelce as their lock screens as well.

WTF is wrong with these Bengal turds? Just make the plays on the field when they're in front of you, so you don't have to resort to saying stupid stuff afterwards. Maybe if you did that, you might actually win something. :shrug:

Bengals becoming singularly obsessed with beating the Chiefs in the playoffs and then not making the playoffs would be very funny but a bit too on the nose for the scriptwriters

Next time they see the World Champions *might* be 2025 seasom.

he better get a screen protector.

Rent free

Right on cue...

Oh yeah, I knew that. Doh!

rent was due

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Temu Cleveland is ****ing brilliant.

Well done.

LMAO example #1 of why I love the internet. Holy shit what a kill shot.

This, their fans should invoke sympathy from others due to their lack of any championships, but they just are crying ****ing whiners and their players are bitches.

That is epic.

Mother ****er is 0-2. I’d say their next opportunity may be a few years from now when we play the AFCN again. They’re done. Window closed 0-1 in SBs.

honestly, they remind me of us when denver was kicking our ass

No, NO, NOOOO

During the Peyton Manning years the Chiefs had Cassel then Alex Smith helming the QB position, thus we accepted and made peace with Denver kicking KC's ass.

They have this year still. When Higgins leaves and they pay Chase his crazy contract then they will have a big problem.

They have 3 of 4 cream puffs on their upcoming schedule. So they can get to 3-2, but they have the Ravens in the middle of that. So it’s possible they’re 3-3 after the next 4. Then they get @Cleveland where Glass Joe is 1-5, Eagles, Faders (who I expect to get some heat on Burrow with that DL), then @ Ravens, @LAC, Stoolers, @ Cowboys, Tits, Browns, Dungver, and Stoolers.

That 0-2 start is gonna bite them on the ass this year.

Wow just looked it up. Burrow only has a winning record vs 1 team in their division.

Alex beat 5 head 30 to 0 and sweeps him the final year if not for Vincent Kennedy Goodell interference GIFTING Denver a game at Arrowhead

Looks like they had a great time watching the "L" at the Jungle Watch Party at their stadium!
ROFL
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You have a serious complex. You should see a therapist.

Holy hell man! How about an NSFW tag on that shit!

How many things you ever gotten from a freezer that actually looked good?

Yeah, but I think the after picture is closer to what it looks like the next morning after a couple cups of coffee.

Well....tbh, the coffee isn't really necessary...

heh heh

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No surprise, but <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Panthers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Panthers</a> HC Dave Canales confirms Andy Dalton will start Week 4 vs. the Bengals, his former team.<br><br>&quot;Andy’s our quarterback. He gives us the best chance to win.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/ozQptck89o">pic.twitter.com/ozQptck89o</a></p>&mdash; Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1838288160637231416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 23, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Rfaulk gonna need counseling.

That's absolutely disgusting.

Story time.

After some random game, some years ago, apparently Andy Dalton was caught on camera sans towel during post-game interviews (in the background). One of our long time posters created a thread about Andy's dong and how impressive it was and how it must inspire other players, as if it made him some great leader or something.

Literally said it would "inspire" them.

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Still popular I think lolz

Don't call him the Red Rifle for nothing.

Just like Nick Foles. Maybe your guy was right!

So is Jerrah the OG MeatPeeker or is he just a cheap immitation?

How bout them Cowboys? I think the fans wish he were just better at his job than getting this kind of attention.

Like I said - Joe Burrow is MUCH closer to Andy Dalton than he is to Patrick Mahomes.

It's gonna continue to chap Faulk's ass, but it's gonna be harder and harder to refute going forward.

I don't think he's particularly great in the 4th quarter, I've yet to see a real comeback and the stats show that.

2021, 2022, 2023 and this year.

Pat has started 53 games.
Burrow has started 44 games.

Pat has attempted 104 more passes than the #2 guy (Herbert).

In that time frame.
Pat has a comp% of 67.0 (6th)
Burrow has a comp% of 68.6 (1st)

Pat has a TD% of 5.5 (T 3rd)
Burrow has a TD% of 5.5 (T 3rd)

Pat has an INT% of 2.2 (9th)
Burrow has an INT% of 2.1 (7th)

Pat has a Y/A of 7.5 (T 4th)
Burrow has a Y/A of 7.6 (T 3rd)

Pat has a YPG of 281.7 (2nd)
Burrow has a YPG of 268.6 (3rd)

Pat has a passer rating of 98.5 (3rd)
Burrow has a passer rating of 100.8 (1st)

Andy Dalton is nowhere to be found on those kinds of leader boards, now, then or ever.

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