Haha! Like you'd wash it.

I think I'm doing something wrong with that chart you sent me. I put in my measurements (an inch off the chest :( , and 3/4 off of the waist :) ), and it says I cut my body fat % in half.

I've had about half of what I normally drink in a day.

Good job, and stick with it.

I'm about to start up my regimine, yet again.

I always hear Beck in the background when I say that...

Soy, un perdedor.....

No.

I was inspired by your earlier posts, it's a stupid sixth grade joke

You were supposed to say "No"

then I could say "you're a dirty Co**sucker!"



I need a drink.....

I was thinking more about the water intoxication news from yesterday.

I hate it when that happens.

Soory to ruin your joke. See if I ever let you make a fool out of me! I do a good enough job of that on my own.

holy cow, that is like from 200 posts ago.

:shake:

Wow. That was funnier...well...probably never.

Worth quoting just for the pic.

nahh, I think I out fooled you on that one.


Hey what do you call that useless piece of skin around a woman's v****a?

I've seen better. That hairdo is sooo early 80's.

The woman.

I give up.

Oh sure, start dogging on me after I go to bed. I had a nice nap this evening and I have plenty of beer & smokes so I'll make up for it tonight.

Don't make me....

No.

DING DING DING



we have a winner, tell him what he's won johnny!!!

I'm on white russian number one (and it's 16 oz). Bring it on!

I didn't even notice she had hair.

Wait, what she? There was a woman in that pic?!?!

here's a cool game called Bowman 2

http://addictinggames.com/bowman2.html

I think some of us could learn a thing or two from you Mr. 60 Posts Per Day.

White Russians taste better after I've had a few of something else. I'll work my way through this and make a rum and coke like I should have to begin with.

I was on a picture rampage last night.

I posted one of a girl getting spanked on the spanking thread, didn't go back to that thread again, until this morning when I was getting smacked over the head by a few people.....

turns out that pic I posted....

the girl wasn't wearing any underpants.

nothing like a smiling taco to almost get you banned.


I swear I didn't even notice, it was shadowed too, I went for the spanking part, yeah, I got spanked, how ironic.....

what a world, what a world....ahhhhhhh I'm melting.....

yeah, but even with 60/day that is more from just being logged on ALL day.

Last night I was just getting a wierd pic and throwing it on the board hardly any thought at all, I figured that to be more of a post whore definition.

oh well, I guess I should just embrace my lot in life, right Luv??

GOD!!! MY EYES!!!

Trying to catch up.

You mean you don't like to look at near naked 50 year old women?

What? No, I hate Budweiser.

Hmmm....

And I tought most guys dug older women.

I've decided that I don't like Kahlua.

Look? No. Have sex with? Well, of course.

I went to practice and shot it straight up, it hit the dude in the head and blood flew out......

freaking funny

Bailey's. Mmmm.

i like jailbait

Aha. So when it comes to sex, looks really don't matter.

I wish I had some.

I don't have anything to make shots with. If I only had a box of Jello....

well then, my bad.

Hey, SpikeTV is running "Up In Smoke".

Those two are pushing the limit just a bit

So, what would your limit be?

Tommy Chong as a rich trust-fund kid. lol

Under 35

Okay, I'm scrapping the White Russian. Going in for a Rum and Coke!

For me it isn't an age limit so much as a sag limit.

Hey! I qualify!!

Hair color preference?

Wait, are you WASTING alcohol? Thats just disappointing.

Sometimes they're heavy and just need a little support.

Hardwood floors? :shrug:

2 oz of vodka and 2 oz of Kahlua.

I almost put that, but I thought it might be weird if I had "hardwood".

Blonde upstairs.

Downstairs, I'm pretty leinent as long as its neat.

exactly, sometimes a pulse doesn't even matter.

warm and available, that's about the end of my list.

You're obviously not proof-reading your posts.

Yeah, I'm not so much worried about the girls sagging a little.

heh

Hmmm....just got counted out.

this just turned into an unofficial "up in smoke" thread



low rider

I'm pretty sure that most of us would have understood what you meant.

I actually don't have a hair color preference. :shrug:

So a corpse in a tanning bed works for you.

Eh, I'm pretty leinent. I'm in a redhead stage right now.

I sure as hell am not going blonde.

There's good mexican food here, you just have to know where to look.

Damn it. Still counted out.

yeah, I don't think you would be talking to us if you had some hard wood

We all still love you.

I highly doubt it.

I've only dated one redhead. She was a customer at the gym I was working at. :)

Brunettes always get the shaft. Wait, maybe that's a good thing. :drool:

certainly!


I'm just a love matcheen.


that's a freaking joint

Well, how was she?

I don't understand the fascination with redheads.

Red on top = fire in the hole