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BWillie

04-17-2009 01:41 AM

I am very very happy I am not lame enough to be good at video games, or play them all day. I have a PS3 and I haven't played it in 7 months. Honest to god. I don't know how people can get so enthralled with that sh*t. What a waste of time

Hootie

04-17-2009 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5677823)

yeah but you're a giant douche so...

BWillie

04-17-2009 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5677825)

yeah but you're a giant douche so...

No no no. I'm a douchebag. Get it right assclown. Come on.

kstater

04-17-2009 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5677088)

Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="index">
</td> <td class="word"> Sneep </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_2938289"> 24 up, 3 down http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely.

Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.
</td></tr></tbody></table>

I was going to read the whole thread before commenting. But WTF? How the **** do people think up this stuff?

Iowanian

04-17-2009 06:35 AM

PREDICTION TRUE! IowaniON FIRE

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Now....Lets review in the following quote where you were a dumbass....

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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5677367)

Nah I made this mistake of asking her friend about the situation and showing her this thread, but I didn't think it would hurt because I showed my gf some of your opinions on it last night. But yeah what my GF has told me about Preston I would assume your right, she said she doesn't like hanging out with him either but he just shows up at her friends.

kstater

04-17-2009 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5677543)

I hate to say it but a couple people have said the breakup is long over due, lots of other people have told me I deserve way better than her, and someone even offered me $50 to break up with her by tomorrow.

As has been stated, kick her to the curb. You've somehow found justification for remaining with her with the side distraction of the friends boyfriend. Trust me and the many others' advice, she's playing games. I'm not really going out on a limb when I say that this is probably the first girl that's opened her legs for you. It's ok, we've all been there thinking that this is the only tang you'll get. The one that's worth it won't play these types of games with you, and you'll know it then.

Iowanian

04-17-2009 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5677527)

Well in fairness I don't hug the chicks, I just put it in their butts and call it a day.

In all fairness, by his own accounts, most of the girls that get with mecca are self loathing goth chics and vampires....they punish themselves with food, probably are cutters, so letting mecca lay on top of them is a form of self mutilation, it only makes sense that they'd allow the cornhole to be poked out.

Iowanian

04-17-2009 06:49 AM

Iowanian

04-17-2009 06:54 AM

I found a video of the average LOO male under 25....well, the honkeys anyway.

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stevieray

04-17-2009 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5677781)

JEFFREY

FYP

Skip Towne

04-17-2009 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5677823)

Hootie will grow up someday. If he got that good at golf he'd get rich.

Sure-Oz

04-17-2009 07:54 AM

If you really want to be with her, the best thing to do is break up and have some space man. You'll really find out if you want her or if she really wants you. Just cause you aren't together doesn't mean it's a bad thing, sometimes its necessary and in this case that is very much so. You may find out you are better off without her.

DaFace

04-17-2009 08:07 AM

It's times like this that I wish vBulletin had a fatwallet-style "quick summary" wiki post.

Pants

04-17-2009 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 5677987)

It's times like this that I wish vBulletin had a fatwallet-style "quick summary" wiki post.

Just read it. It's an epic saga.

DaFace

04-17-2009 08:23 AM

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