Hopefully he pulls a Sweet Daddy Hate and eats **** pie

Whatever happened to Sweet Daddy Hate?

Why was the thigh removed?

Here is the pic that was in the op.

https://i.postimg.cc/sQR7RPY1/D89-F9...F2-F781039.png

That black glove means business.

You need your girlfriend to FaceTime you with her bestie for you to grant a hall pass?? Is in person communication off the table with her atm or is the credit card bouncing?

cave only paid for a 2-piece meal

3-piece is for closers

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...gg&oe=6311B770

She had an active herpes sore on her dick hand

What determination you have to actually save that fattys leg. I just went to pornhub

Someone could use it as an avatar maybe.

DONE.

SUPER BOWL OR BUST!! BACK TO THE MUTHAFUGGIN SHIIIIIP, BITCH!!

Now that's funny! ROFL

I predict that this thread's future will be "Hall of Classics"

I'll bet her front butt looks like someone karate chopped a ball of bread dough.

Whole site is dunking on Craves Johnson LMAO

Beta boy keeps doubling down too. He knows mom won’t kick him out of the basement

Might buy him a house and a soccer mom car, like Clay’s mom did.

I wonder what her favorite hamburger and chicken places are?

It’s borderline sadistic. Almost like he enjoys it or something. It’s fascinating to watch him refuse to take the L.

McDonald’s covers both

I bet her pussy looks like the inside of a chicken nugget

He’ll have to buy the garage himself tho

"Why's Crave Cryin?!"

"Cause He just got dunked on!"

https://monkeypickles.com/wp-content...-Dunked-ON.jpg

Crave wishes he got half the bitches that Froggy Fresh does

You say he can't get girls
Cause he ain't very tall
But when she sees his stacks
I'll betchu that she calls.

Duther, Scuther, Juther and Pruther,
Cave Johnson, I slept with your mother.

I like pussies and chicken nuggets

He’s made out with so many girls
He’s made out with every girl in the world

Man, you are absolutely ****ing pathetic. I truly feel sorry for you and I hope you can find some type of meaning for your life.

https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline

Call them, for real buddy. You're spiraling.

Where’s the ass OP? The thigh is gone now too?

Even Beyoncé thinks that he’s cute!
It’s okay Beyoncé, he thinks you’re cute too!

I think every time Crave makes a post on any thread, we should all only respond with BELIZE THAT

The Chiefs are red
Denver is navy blue
Cave, guess what?
Even Raiders fans don't believe you

U stealing my line dawg

I'd like to know Mecca's opinion on this.

Oh, Please Belize...

This thread is the Belize Knees.

Okay now this guy ****s!

(Something absolutely no one said about Crave when he posted this thread)

If ChiefsPlanet dot come was literally just this thread, I would still visit frequently

How dare you leave out Money Maker Mike. They are a team.

Best hypeman EVER.

I just read Jewish Rabbi's location.

CP takes no prisoners.

He does have a better chance at banging The Catch than BetaMax though

LMAO LMAO

Forgot about that thread....Why was that one not in the Hall...This one may have to replace it.

Now this was a good pic that Cave provided earlier in the thread claiming to be the same girl. lol

https://i.ibb.co/whhtLMw/CED6-A178-7...FE1-F399-A.jpg

I can already tell she’s WAY better looking than the other yoga instructor(The Catch 3.0)

She should've wore a black glove to prove it was still the same girl.

Looks the same to me

It was her work glove.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/cust...ar19410_13.gif

This girls arm looks bigger like she works out.

Don't you be talking shit on my avatar!

Jerking off Crave Johnson's cock is like curling a 90 pound dumbell

You gotta see it, to Belize it. Well I don’t see jack shit regarding an “ass”.

More like running your hand along fishing line

Mind is never mind at all
She can never ever pee
Without leaving Crave's unborn youth

And their lives are forever lame
No woman will never feel the Crave
The more you Crave, the less you feel

Belize
Belize in me
Please, Belize
My life can change
We don't suck like lames
We're not the same, because I'm lying
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight, nitelight
Tonight
Tonight
And you know you're never sure
But you're sure you could be right
He's an incel babe, but with you he might...

And the embers never fade
In your city by the lake
The place where you were born
Belize
Belize with me
Please, Belize
In the pathetic urgency of WOW
And all CP knows there's not a chance
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight, Crave Johnson's crying after ****ing a fake ass
Tonight
Tonight
He's trying hard to find a pic online
(Tonight)
He'll make things right, that fake ass will feel it all tonight
(Tonight)
He's up for anything to offer up the night
(Tonight)
The indescribable moments of your life
(Tonight)
Is something Crave will never ever do
(Tonight)
Belize in me as I Belize in you

Tonight
Tonight, tonight
Tonight
Tonight

*orchestra crescendos*

Yeah, let's have some respect and dignity for his avatar.

ROFL
LMAO

Craves Yoga girl (your yoga girl avatar) is WAY WAY WAY more attractive than Clays Yoga girl (The Catch X.X)


As in there is an obvious reason why at 40 she has no kids.

Billay scores higher on a scale of 1-10 than she does. :thumb:

I missed this thread when it was originally posted. Reading through it now this damn near made me spit out my coffee.

I've been doing extensive research on Belize. Did you know they are home to the biggest sinkhole?

Difference is...Clay actually has a chance of taking a living female human being to Belize.

Such fantastic foresight.

Does that sinkhole have a mole on her right butt cheek and wears latex gloves when taking selfies?

LMAO

Yeah, maybe if his dad pays for it.

I think his birthday is in his profile, right?

Sure he does.

This post had me crying in laughter last night.

"Maybe" = a chance, amirite?

Wait, what? Billay is a necrophiliac?

I'm more baffled it took Cave 8 ****ing months of doubling and tripling down to finally realize this thread was a horrible idea on his part.

No I'm not binary demisexual

Billay will **** any available orifice and maybe even punch out a few new ones while he's there for shits and grins.

I talking about Crave, who may be the most outstanding beta ever...Crave be chasing Cialis with Red Bull, still can't even get that half-thumb sized piece of deformed scar tissue between its legs hard.

Only if his Dad is buying again :thumb:



Maybe


Edit: Detoxing beat me to it.

Hey, I set the volley...you guys drive that bitch in for points.

It's a process?

You only get so many boners. Can't waste em.

Nothing warms my heart than logging in after a workday and seeing this beautiful thread still on the front page. Mods should sticky it…. Like Crave stickies himself after 21 seconds on OnlyFans. Crave seems like the kind of guy who can/does piss on his own balls.

Have a good day everyone. Belize me, mine is gonna be STELLAR!!

Give‘em something to Belize in :thumb:

I'm not sure I can Belize Cave Johnson anymore.

His credibility has been deflated like that blowup doll in his basement.

I Belize we will win!!

This thread is unBelizeable!