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Enough with the pictures! Where's the video of the swing in that dress?

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These threads are ridiculous.

We're making progress, Paige after Paige.

Does the person in your avatar also golf?

I presume she does since she's carrying tees.

LMAO

Helping out.

Hi

Does pat even golf?

Not that it matters because I agree with this post.

Just standin' around...

Suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.

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My Lord that Paige chick is a ****ing smokeshow. Jeebus. Daddy want.

Spoiler...Pat will reveal he is really a Denise mult.

I stopped by the Tastee Freeze in Marshalltown Iowa for a chili dog before traveling to davenport for a Mellencamp concert. True story.

Where are the picts of hot golfing dudes?

I don't understand the question.

There aren't any

I don't understand how you can miss their woods.

I don't think the Picts play/ed golf. So, no.

Do you prefer younger guys or older gentlemen?

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... I think I prefer Paige.

If everyone guesses why he left we would make it. Here, let me start. I guess Pat left because there were more meaningful things he wanted to do with his time after looking that he had 100k + posts.

One could theorize that he was here killing time until his pizza arrived, and it was a really slow delivery service.

Now we're talking.

Vegan Beer?

Has this piece of shit left yet?

Had a coworker that when he went to college would order domino's pizza back when their promise was it was delivered in 30 minutes or it was free. They would order when the train would come through, they lived on the other side of the tracks. They got free pizzas all the time. One time the driver cried and said "You're going to make me lose my job".

True story.

I would guess someone would need another reason on top of that though... ENDelt comes to mind as someone who posted 25+ times/day and then pretty much quit cold turkey, but I believe he finished college and got married (IIRC).

I don't think someone hangs out for 20 years before finally realizing it's a giant time waster (I'm sure he's known that for a while, heh) without having something more meaningful to do with that time.... but, could be wrong.

I've taken breaks, but haven't ever really thought I'd be gone forever... not that thinking that means it'll actually happen, of course.

Speaking of Paige, she is involved in one of most memorable days

2019 Legends of golf at Big Cedar Top of the Rocks, celebrity shoot out. I was in charge of walking around VIP's from mastercard around inside the ropes. I had to make sure they had access to everything and were treated special.

My grouping was
Gary Player-I actually ended up carrying his bag for awhile because his caddy (grandson) was having a medical issue with his blood sugar
Justin Timberlake (wife Jessica Biel was along)
Paige Spiranac

I will say it was really difficult to focus on any golf with Jessica and Paige in the group.

Everyone approves of Paige playing golf. I'm sure he would approve.
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You can pick your friends

And you can pick your nose

But you can't pick your friends' nose

And you can pick you toes.

I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high

I tore my mind on a jagged sky

Jessica Biel in the movie London could put Paige to shame.

I got up so tight

I couldn't unwind

I saw so much

I broke my mind

East bound and down

Loaded up and truckin'

Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?

yo bug, don't band me or whatnot, but you're a little flat.
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Ol' Smokey 's got them ears on

He's hot on your tail

And he ain't gonna rest until you're in jail

God dammit you people are going to make me have to page back to see that video of Paige when I have the opportunity. Stop it.

So you gotta dodge 'em you gotta duck' im

You gotta keep that diesel truckin'

Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make

The boys are thirsty in Atlanta

And there's beer in Texarkana

He ain't no Jerry Reed that's for sure

Think I got these damn lyrics out of order but I don't really care

WELL THE MORE WHEELS IT HAS THE BETTER I LIKE IT

I'M THE SON OF A TRUCK DRIVIN' MOTHER

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY

JUST A GOOD OL BOYS

NEVER MEANIN' NO HARM

STRAIGHTENING THE CURVES

FLATTENING THE HILLS

play freebird!
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SOMEDAY THE MOUNTAIN MIGHT GET 'EM

BUT THE LAW NEVER WILL

Damn your on a roll. Well done sir. :LOL:

I'M AS FREE AS A BIRD NOTE

then the midgets

Woah, we're (almost) half way there
Wo-ah, livin' on a prayer
We'll get an answer or else we'll swear
Damnit patteau, that's totally unfair
Living on a prayer...

He's dead, Jim

zed's dead, baby
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Closer to 1000

DAMNIT JIM I'M A DOCTOR NOT A MECHANIC

My hat blew off daddy

I hope your goddamn head was in it

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?