Haha! I hear ya. A fifth in and I'm not driving anywhere.

In the benzo that tony boselli bought brand new

Nice!

Me either homie. One drink and I'm not driving I came close to getting the award once and never again. I was lucky the cop lied his ass off.


I wasn't even driving anywhere, just moving a buddy's truck with a cab sitting there waiting to take me home and playing a joke. ROFL


5 grand later the joke was on me but I won cuz the cop was a liar

Dinny owns it and it is totally ****ing sweet Holmes.

A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.

True ****ing story

Not me.

Not in years

Damn. Speaking of stories, I never called you to hear the other one. I'll have to hollar at you tomorrow when the wife goes to work. I want to hear that one!

I get pretty drunk with a fifth of regular whiskey, but 70 proof is light. I'll be lit but I wouldn't call it hammered. We'll find out!

I don't even try and brag about that. It's not something I'm proud of. Lol

Eh, everyone is different. I know guys that don't hardly drink at all but can put it away.

That story will explain why I say a lot of the shit I say and how I can say out with so much confidence.


And I paid my sales tax today and saw your name right above on my vendors list lol.
From the Jersey.

People freak the **** out when they see bar tenders making my drinks lol

My name? Where?

I'll bet those are standard drinks at my bar. There's hardly room for any mixer.

On my computer, quick books lol. Remember I bought a jersey from you...

Shop expense,lol. Office decoration

Oh ima double guy for sure...

Double shot, ice and a splash of monster

What kind of time frame are we talking about? A fifth over a few hours at less than 100 proof is just maintaining a buzz.

If I drink a fifth of whisky in 4 or 5 hours, I'm going to be drunk not buzzed. I'm not saying blackout vomit party but noticeably drunk. I mean it's over 20 full shots. You guys must be some bad SOBs. :)

Oh no. I'm good with 3 fifths for a night.

I gotta buddy that can walk in at any point and say EXACTLY how much I'm at lol.

Yeah, I'd be ****ing dead.

I'm a ****ing beast lol.

Genetic high tolerance for alcohol. I come from a very long line of accomplished alcoholics. I visited my brother recently and I kept having to hit up the rum and the tequila because my buzz kept wearing off. Oddly enough I did drink a little over a fifth of rum (92 proof) but I lost count of the tequila (Mmmm...Patron) shots. And that's after barely touching the stuff for months.

What sucks about that is you can get alcohol poisoning without realizing it. I've got a pretty good story about waking up tied to a hospital bed (with a catheter) the first time I went drinking after I got out of active duty Navy. I was stunned because I wasn't drinking any more than I typically did, I used to just stumble back to the ship when I'd had enough. The American cops don't appreciate people who are drunk in public at Noon in a nice residential area.

traveluing on business, hammered. yes. watching stupid tv and browsing cp. woot.

****. yeah.

First drink in two weeks. Mixing and doing drums for a possible deal with CBS Sports. If this little boutique company gets this deal, we'll be doing music for college football, basketball and NFL highlights for the next year.

Getting the right drum fills suck, thus the drink. Tito's and soda with a twist of lime.

Really? Thats badass man

Thanks, Mon! I've had a lot of music on the NFL on Fox football broadcasts in the past 2 years, even more on NASCAR and in terms of sports, I've had hundreds of track uses for MLB, which has been one of my bigger clients. But while I'm not complaining, there's something special about football and basketball, in terms of music uses, because MLB has 162 games (x 30 teams!) versus the others.

But to do the highlight music for CBS would be super cool - actually, amazing, just from a personal perspective, since I love both NCAA basketball and of course, football, so much.

Thanks again!

I hope you pull off the gig, bud.

Nice Dane! Good luck dude!

feeling good this morning. up and at em

This is disturbing no posts in here in almost 2 months

With weed, those drum fills will magically appear.

How'd that go BTW?

FYP

Whaaaaaaaattt? What's youe problem Buzz

We got the gig but from what I was told, it's going to be a "slow burn" because CBS Sports is clearing out their old outdated tracks and slowly adding new tracks. Supposedly, they really dug my tracks and said there's a good chance they'd be used this upcoming season but the build was really for the 2016 season.

The same company had meetings with NBC Sports, which went extremely well, and the NFL Network. The NFL Network, surprisingly, is a tough nut to crack and there is interest in this library but no deal as of yet.

I've had lots of uses by the NFL on Fox in the past few years but only for commercial breakaways and intros, not highlights, which typically run for several minutes. If I happen to hear any tracks this season, I'll definitely give a heads up.

Eh, for those interested, I just received an email that said the track I wrote for a new Draft Kings spot last was chosen and should be airing soon. It's really dopey (80's rock with synth) but hey, I'll take it. :)

Not hammered right now but just right... got off at 4:30 today and went to the local hole, 4 vodka/cranberries and 1 regular Bud.

Came home, showered... then a Coors light and a few swigs of vodka, thats more than enough when the alarm rattles you up at 5am.

Love my buzz but it will NEVER interfere with my job or how well I do it.

My roll has slowed due to how busy work is. I'm an incredibly functioning alcoholic, err, drunk. I don't go to meetings. Lol

It's always exciting to see this bumped early in the afternoon.

Cranberry?! Were you on your period?

I was thinking of this thread earlier. I had an unexpected day off (after showing up to work) with the possibility of being off tomorrow as well. Had that been the case I was getting started early and letting everyone know about it in this thread. As it turns out I will be working tomorrow so I chose to get some things done around the house today instead.

Probably a poor decision on my part.

I'm off tomorrow. Nothing to do. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

Your liver and the entire cp community is begging for you not to.

Quit speaking for the community. They're begging you...

My liver on the other hand, thanks you profusely.

Covered. Post it again!

I just saw a Dukes of Hazard Autotrader commercial and the General Lee had no confederate flag on it. Discuss.

What are you wearing?

Why should I care?

A pair of Chiefs shorts, a poker t-shirt, a thong, and a push up bra. U?

Because you're a ****ing racist. Duh.

No YOUR a ****ing racist!

Perfect.

It's Thursday, you lushes! Get a job! :D Wish I could join you guys.

Soon....

Halfway there. Slow your roll turbo.

Thursday Friday is my Saturday Sunday. Get on my level.

Mdchiefsfan and I can be drunk playing Batman while listening to metal and posting in the drunk threads tomorrow night.

BRB, getting a bra.

What you drinking?

Some Russian vodka and some ecstacy. I do live in Branson so sprinkle some meth on it. 417.

My Flopnuts sarcasm meter has never been very accurate.

4-1-7 bitch.

This is a great thread.

And it has peer pressured me into going ahead and having a couple tonight.

Last night of vacation on the OBX. Damn right right I'm getting hammered.

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They were just some good old boys. They were never doing no harm. It beats all you ever saw, they've been in the trouble with the law since the day they were born.

They were making their way, the only way they know how.

It just appeared that that was just a little bit more than the law would allow.

You're on meth now?

He's getting nailed instead of hammered now.

Drink too much you get a floppy

drunken neg rep sprees are ****in' AWESOME!!!! :thumb:

I'm almost hammered. I've been walking that fine line for a bit now. After the shot I'm about to order I'll be there. Unless the owner of the bar asks me to close for him then I'll hold off..... Unless the bartender sets one in front of me.........

Which she just did. ****.

WOOOO!!!

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Well as the thread would suggest I'm hammered, what cp drinking on ?
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Could you do me a favor, and pour out a little for our homey Big Smoke? I would, but I'm at work and don't want to pour my Mountain Dew on the work carpet.