And you are now arguing that shaving was a mistake. I stand by my post.

****ing finally. Yall slippin.

It's my first CP Photoshop job. I couldn't wait any longer.

LMAO

Flock 'O Fisties

This thread LMAO

It's regained its burst!

Probably already been discussed. But xztop is a virgin then I assume?

Why do you keep putting yourself in situations where you're below average?

Stop going to bars.

Pretty sure he never tells himself no.

The dude you stole the pics from looks like a low rent Dexter

He shouldn't be below average in bars lol. Maybe he's going to those high class bars wearing his tank top.

A series of photoshops will commence upon my departure from the gym.

Shop the last one I quoted on Dexs kill outfit

Where the **** is grandllama when you need him?

jimmya, bevischief, and Loneiguana walk into a bar...

Is this the kid bevis dog met friendly

I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father?s harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.

I stubbed my toe, still going to Church tomorrow, parachuting aint going to happen, If no one comes to my funeral, I wont care.

Now this thread is about to go places.

It's like watching a rocket being pulled onto the tarmac and waiting 5 pages to see smoke start to roll from the engines.

I've seen some old white guys wearing them flat billed. I have to hear them speak before I mentally judge them, though. Mostly, it's stupid though. I wanna see a really square old guy wearing some lame outfit and a flat billed hat that says SWAG on it.

I finally bust my CP photoshop cherry and you guys just blow me out.

Happened again this weekend.

A girl left me and my friend (who also tried to get her) for a taller guy with a better jawline.

Jaw and hair are all that matters

I say this as a guy who has been rejected by more girls than all the posters in this thread combined.

I've been rejected by thousands of females, the average guy might be rejected by what 20-50 in his life time?

You're either a really really creepy futhermucker or a troll.

We have seen this act v before. You are lucky some one isn't bored enough to expose you.

Heh, you're working with the assumption that you would have closed the deal had the other guy not been around. Judging from what I've seen from you, a chick could be naked and saying "come get it" and you would figure out a way to screw it up.

Top are you impotent?

Are you actually homosexual?

Like I said I have friends who I go out with and I'm more than willing to buy you a beer so that I can introduce you to the real dating matrix.

I can explain the way the world really works and the true things that create attraction (it's not pretty)

Maybe you're gay.

Jim Jones can probably help ease you into it if you'll put a little lip stick on.

That doesnt even make sense.

I am unable to create attraction with a cute girl. I dont have the facial bone structure.

Please show me a guy with a micheal cera mug that gets laid. I look only slightly more masculine/better than the figurehead for virgin nerds

Billay may even let u practice hummers

Maybe you should come a furry.

You wear a bear helmet and they'll never see your rabbit facial features.


Michael Cera has a Michael Cera mug....and gets laid.

Ugly people get laid every day. If you don't believe me, go to walmart or the state fair. Betas don't get to breed with alpha females.

You should break your jaw and see if that helps.

This has all be famously covered before.

Is there any chance that Roy IV is of breeding age yet?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=96048

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=107258

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=147867

If that doesn't work, you can always get a job with firemeboy
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=110435

Eh, someone ban this guy/mult/troll.

I bet if we were able to talk to the girls that left you the truth would be it wasn't your jawline or anything physical. Most likely its your personality the sets off a woman's intuition that she should get far away from this giant skin wuss douche bag.

Of course a girls not going to admit to it.

But I'm telling you this as someone who has studied what separates the "jock" from the nerd.... It's mostly jaw and facial development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNP_QOWxoDk

Fast forward to 1:16:00 area... Jaw development is probably the most important thing in beauty.

Dude, I look like Napolean Dynamite and I have had plenty of success. Girls don't swoon over me when I walk in, but I have a personality and the tiniest bit of confidence. This jawline excuse is weak.

This is the stupidest ****ing thing I've ever read in my life.

Jawline? No you are a ****ing pussy. Total ****ing whipped dog little bitch.


Now please go **** your mom and leave us the hell alone. Dumbass

https://66witches.files.wordpress.co...thin-chick.jpg
http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/wp-c...7/rich_guy.jpg
http://markmanson.net/wp-content/upl...6174732623.jpg

That and my eyes...

Goddamn, if I'm not one good looking sonofabitch.

One of my best friends has more of a recessed chin and his nose is bigger and has been broken so many times it's basically s shaped and he ****s someone new every week since he got divorced last year.


You're just a pussy, admit it.

Maybe it's your utter obsession with trivial things that feed into your defeatist attitude.

He has money and or status... hes not approaching these girls at bars (if he were id have seen him by now)

No I first started going out 2 years ago with the idea that i was just shy and once i got rid of that i'd be golden (i thought i looked like brad pitt)

Its 2 years of people watching and approaching women that led me to this conclusion

Also there is scientific studies to verify what im saying here

He's unemployed and lives with his mom. Actually he lives in her empty house that she moved out of. He's had a rough go.


But he gets laid all the ****ing time.



He's not a pussy
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The only thing that might be considered "pussy" about me is that i have high standards for what i stick my cock in...

Im known in my group of friends as the boldest ballsiest guy... JASONAUTO come out on a friday or a saturday and ill buy you a beer and you can watch my pussy ass approach groups of 5 girls in Harpos

You are so focused on other people. :shake:

You are not a bad looking dude, but you need to stop hitting on the hottest girls in the bar. Bag you a nice 7 with a decent personality.

If, by 'this city', you mean Kansas City, then no. The hookers are in Raytown, bruh.

To be fair, the real problem is not that im ugly or "not good enough".

If we were all stranded on deserted islands I would certainly reproduce with even a 10/10 girl, so long as there were no better male options.

The problem with modern society is that even fat girls are being propositioned by COUNTLESS guys, due to social media sites like facebook, instagram, tinder, ect ect...

Heres a text I just got from a chubby girl (I WAS trying to be a douchebag on purpose, as an experiment.)

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...pscf4aab18.png

Why? If I get the necessary chin / jaw implants and more muscle can I then?

Or watch "Legit" and find a friend in a wheelchair...

Do you do anything else besides hit on girls?

Dude. Just stop. This madness is not worth it.

Find a girl whom you are compatible with. Someone who has similar interests. Express desire for her based on her as a person, not as a set of goddamn genitalia.

Stop trying to **** random girls at bars just because they are hot. Even if you are a jacked-ass cock diesel mother****er with 150k in the bank, it's a hollow pursuit.

The biological imperative is food then sex then self-actualization (art or whatever shit you do with free time)

No it's not. Thats the definition of validation (getting the girl when other guys are trying to too) yes i know i've just created a paradox because im giving credence to something that I just complained about

You are hopeless.

Anyone can get a girl.

Anyone can make a girl happy.

Keeping one happy is the nearly impossible challenge...

Broken heel is a plus.

That was you not long ago...

Absol****inglutely.

Why do you think chicks get boob jobs?

Because they are insecure hosebags who want guys to hit on them.

Same reason why you guys who don't have kick ass jaw lines need to get that bone structure secured up.

You ****ing think some hottie is going to take you serious if you have a weak chin?

**** no they aren't.

Your biggest problem is your lack of self-esteem. You said it yourself: you need to get the girl the other guys want in order to validate yourself.

Women can sense that. They reject you because you've already rejected yourself. You undoubtedly come across as needy and really kind of as a whiney bitch when you talk to girls. Girls don't want to hear you tell them what a loser you are.

Your other problem was identified by Count Zarth. You obviously didn't understand it, so I will repeat it for you: STOP HITTING ON THE HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE BAR. There are girls in the bar who would be happy to go home with you and let you frack the living shit out of them. Perfect your game with them, then move up to the hotter chicks.

Dude, that's like telling a girl with anorexia that she's a fat tub of goo. You're not helping.

If I was a woman, I'd get them just so I could play with them.

Worst. Advice. Ever.

The chick in paragraph A is just going to leave you/cheat on you with someone else no matter how yoked up you are with your jacked-ass diesel cock and the 150k in the bank. War Machine thought the same and his hose beast hosed someone else.

Just bang chicks.

Preferably in the bar parking lot. In her car. With her calling you a name that you just made up when you introduced yourself to her an hour earlier.

It's what I do.

Or what I used to do before my transcendent enlightenment.

Well gee, that was an interesting conversation full of information about your life and personality. I'm glad I got to know you and your chin.

Hmmmm...I wonder if that makes you gay.

I believe I said this several pages ago. People, not just women, can tell when someone is just out for self-validation. Get a hobby and some friends. Meet people just to meet them, have a good time. You might not get laid every night, but you will be much happier.

Chasing tail is like a bloodlust when its meaningless. You may get the high for a day or two, but it fades quickly and you are right back where you started.

Apparently not.

I am helping.

More than you sorry ass sad sacks telling him to settle for the 2 a.m. leftovers.

Bring that shit strong son.

If it takes a little cosmetic surgery, then go for it.

Hell, hit up the testosterone clinic as well and get yoked up. I mean, the dude does look pretty scrawny. Chicks don't want to bang stickmen.

I agree though this post seemed far more trollish than any of mine

Yes I considered this but I have several friends who lack certain features of looks but are extremely confident and approach girls non stop.

They have made it evident that confidence alone and being self-actualized in your own skin is not what it takes to get the hottest girls

re-evaluate your shit

Complete facial reconstruction surgery is the only answer.

OP.

You are dumb as ****.

Hey man, when the ladies hit you with mace, it's time to get a new face.