I wish I would have joined in 2005. I'd probably be confident to spit football shit by now if I did. I posted exclusively on wrestling boards from 1999-2011 (with an exception of trolling nerds on IMDB from time to time).

I dominate every wrestling board I post on...I'm a freaking God on those.... I'm a wrestling pride dude, but I'll admit...the CP posters are much more intelligent and well....very erratic/ornery.

If you can't take the heat get out of the garage. This cats ain't shit but biscuits and brownies breh

Me either and I still don't. Some of the guys on here must have computer/desk jobs and surf the web all day. They've got incredible knowledge about everything football related. I barely know any guys drafted after the first few rounds anymore. I no longer read any football articles about the Chiefs unless they are on here. And it keeps we so well informed that I can own any Chiefs fan in real life that isn't a CP member.

More pictures of your wife.

Less of you typing.

It's only 8 here and I'm barely hanging on. Gonna watch the Royals choke one away here.

Non CP members are dumb as ****. Like the stupidest ones here are more knowledgeable.

when I firs started here, I was forced to ritualistically shave my tessticles.
worth it

No worries we have 90 plus names to go.

I didn't even know there was more then 101 posters on this site that post regularly

There are hundreds.

I always see the same people over and over

You want to know something really creepy? There are 100 active members online right now....and 200 guests just watching us.

3,941 active members many of which just lurk too.

well some people just take it to the extreme

I genuinely appreciate that, man! And mutual dude...you won't ever catch me skimming past a lewdog post without reading it as I do certain others.

And I think you are right...When I think of my life, how I've approached it without a social filter, where I am now, who I am now, what my future presumably has in store, etc.... I think it may be to a fault. One of those things that I don't know if I can change... I mean, I think I can change it, but am too stubborn to.

Or maybe I am wrong...maybe my uncertainty is ALL attributable to my student loan debt. As I've mentioned to you before...majoring in Psychology at a private school was an awful, awful decision.

ROFL

It's likely ALL related to that! Or that cat that shit on your lap. Could be either man.


Did you start that nursing program?

Theeeeeeees!!!! (This)

Yeah... I made it half-way through my LPN year and quit... It was very stressful on my family. Not to mention, I found myself spending more time tutoring others with their Chemistry, Anatomy and Physiology and Microbiology pre-reqs than I was with my own nursing class. Just isn't in the cards, right now...

Right now I don't know if I am going to be the owner of a pizza franchise, a social worker at a nursing home, a miner, a warehouse worker or an owner of a decorative concrete business with my best friend (man, we can make some cool Chiefs stuff with what we have in mind). I have no idea what is going to happen, but one thing is for sure...nursing just isn't in the cards right now...if ever.

I don't like to disclose stuff from PM's...but I'll make an exception here, for I think it is harmless.

I really hit it off with Dane. He and I PM'd each other about something...can't remember what the topic was. Anyways, I don't take his suggestions/recommendations with a grain of salt...he's given me some good advice. One of the last things he wrote to me via PM was something the lines of, "dude, make sure you are being careful with what you disclose and how you disclose it on here. It isn't the posters you have to worry about as much as it is the lurkers. There are some creepy, ****ed up lurkers who frequent this site. Be careful, dude."

I think his advice was legit.

Shit happens man. Find something you like to do and make money doing it. If you love it and you're good at it, you'll make enough money for your family.

I always wonder about the lurkers...like, if they aren't going to post anything ever, why do they even have a username, let alone, log in??? So weird. I mean, what is in it for them, creating a username, logging in and not posting? Why don't they just read CP without a username?

Which leads me to my next WTF question.... imagine what kind of goofballs lurk on here who don't have a username.....

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Hoping this decorative concrete idea has legs because to me, it is hands down, the most intriguing option.

:grr:Pics forum?

Luuuuuurkeeeeers come out and plaaaaaaaayyy

Whoa

When you say, "hit it off with Dane" are we talking gay vibe from him? Because I always got the gay vibe from him.

Dane is a good guy. We've always gotten along.

LMAO Haha nahhh, I'm not Corey Haim or Corey Feldman.

JOKING (Dane, if you're lurking right now).

Despite seeming...well, hot-headed and venomous to people who he thought were idiots on here, he was always nice to me. We weren't BFF's or anything, but we were mutually cordial to each other for sure. He was a cool dude to me.

I remember when Dane was a cool dude to me, too.

Then he wasn't.

Good times... good times...

Yeah, I kind of caught that vibe. I thought you guys were cool, but then the last time I recall seeing him on here was when he was in an argument with you and someone else...Boss maybe? Meh, I dunno. But yeah, I kind of thought that was the case with you and him.

****ing A...I just dropped my DVD remote in this cup that I am drinking a screwdriver out of (I ran out of beer...I got desperate). Now I can't rewind or fast forward or skip scenes...and I'm watching Return of the Jedi...and I want to jump from Yoda's death/Obi Wan's clarification of Vader being Luke's dad to the part where Luke surrenders... Ugh. I don't even know where to start when it comes to looking for a controller to replace this old damn thing.

Maybe press the buttons on the DVD player?:hmmm:LMAO

How dare you skip any part of any Star Wars movie.

I recognize how he's a cool guy. I don't know him as a person, but on the internet he's somebody who will take the time to talk through problems, give advice, or if he knows you well just shoot shit.

He's also a guy who won't take shit, and I'm the same way. He nor I was willing to back down over a disagreement we had, and the result was a back-and-forth that eventually got really ****ing shit ugly.

We signed an armistice at that point, but then he came out with some bizarre thread calling out Boss and me on some football opinion, calling us stupid, etc. I posted, like, one thing but then I haven't heard back from him since then. That thread was just weird, because it was a snipe-and-run, which he never does, and it came out of the blue. It may have been about Ricky Stanzi actually, who had been 100% non-relavent for months.

He'll probably be back again, and this time I'll be smarter about it and just stay the **** out of his way.

So dude...we've seen pics of the chick you were bangin' a couple years ago. Who you bangin' now? Same chick? Recent pics? Different chicks? Pics?

Let's see whatcho workin' wit now, slut-bag!!!! ;) Are you still with the same chick or did she leave you because you spend too much time on the planet. My wife HATES the planet. I hate her IPhone...

It's primitive...the DVD player is. All it has is open, close, play and pause.

Haha well... It had been a couple years since I had hit Star Wars like I have been the last couple weeks... and well...I've watched all of them like 5 times apiece in the last 2 weeks...I'm in skippity-doo-dah mode now.

Guilty pleasure: I like "Revenge of the Sith." A lot...don't care how corny Hayden is.

Man, this turned into a real suck each other off type of thread.

WTF? Has she posted on here before? She hasn't even met us!

That's quite presumptuous of her. :harumph:

Like you suck off first round guards?

And a real phaggy nerd fest.

A thread with a bunch of nerds sucking each other off.

At one time, there was potential.

Now, cosplay homo dorks giving each other the reach around.

If this thread was a penis, it started at near Ron Jeremy levels. Now it's inverting into a vag.

Sorry.

Did I interrupt your climax moment of homo-erotic internet fellatio?

The original Star Wars movie was OK, nothing more.

The rest suck ass.

Where is the list?

Man, he hated him some Stanzi if I remember correctly. I always liked Stanzi because I've hung around the dude a couple times at the ped-mall in Iowa City and/or the apartments...I'd be sporting ND Irish gear and all. I was always biased towards Stanzi because he is a cool dude, personally. He went from being an erratic drunken Freshman dude who used to do stupid shit, like bang his head on the walls for fun in the dorms. A dude people clowned on for being like 4th string at the time and never having a shot at playing a single down for the Hawkeyes (something that he would openly jab at himself about) to being this real chill dude his Senior year while being one of Iowa's most popular QB's, with his Junior year heroics...our conversations around that era primarily consisted of Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Pink Floyd, The Doors, etc... He was cool as shit. Therefore, I had a definite bias for Stanzi. In fact, I'm a Notre Dame Irish fan and was actually pulling for Stanzi to get the nod over Quinn during the 2012 shit-show. The closest I've ever become to being a Hawkeye fan was when Stanzi was QB and my friend and local hero, Mitch King was kicking ass on the DL. Those were some fun Iowa games to watch.

Dane though... I think one time he went on a rant that went something along the lines of, "**** Stanzi, I hate him. He is a piece of shit and I can't wait until the day where I never have to hear his name again." I think it was him who posted that...I could be wrong...but yeah, the dude definitely didn't seem to be fond of the ol' Americanzi.

The first one?

So you were a huge Phantom Menace fan, but hated the rest of them? You must have been relatively fond of Jar-Jar Binks!!!

I'm seriously wondering if Dr. Johnny Fever died or something. Dude posted here every 10 seconds for a long time and then just vanished. Last I recall, he didn't have a "I'm leaving forever thread" or any type of conflict. I'm guessing it was JASONSAUTO in the Media Center with a candlestick.

The ghost got him.

I think Lumpy got him in the settlement.

I've always heard it as the key to winning a man's heart is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty.

Eposode 1, or whatever the **** it was with Jar Jar Binks, wasn't the original.

I see that you have issues with blow jobs and vaginas. That is unfortunate because I think both are nice.

BJ's are not that bad... considering the woman's mouth is wide enough and she uses her lips as padding over her teeth. And she is not distracted that easily.

I've gathered that people with small penises generally like BJ's more than those with larger penii. That's possibly due to the penile scrapes and incessant complaints that can result by being sucked off by a mouth that is too small for your penis. In that case, you go to the vag. And that is nice. You should try it out, homeslice!!!!

Is this an inside joke or somethin? I don't understand. I do love inside jokes though. I hope to be part of one some day.

I know. I was purposely being a doink.

I won't elaborate because it would involve a mod and his private business of which I have no personal knowledge of. Just chalk it up as a bad joke that some on here might understand.

If it's a joke that I don't understand that also comes from you, I automatically chalk it up to "pretty good".

Yeah, he seemed to have vanished...Even on the "B-Sides" thread where Lumpy frequented, he was nowhere to be found.

He is from my neck of the woods kind of...and does radio...and I do too on the side, although he did music and I cover local high school baseball and wrestling events.

He was at the same Alice Cooper concert as I was 2 years ago. He was with his daughter. One of the best concerts ever. I was supposed to meet up with him there, but didn't notice that he had texted me until I was on my way to my car after the show. I almost met that dude.

I assume he is alive and well...haven't heard anything otherwise on local radio.

You're already the Planet's #1 feet picture quality inspector. Isn't that enough?

Interesting viewpoint, considering that almost everyone regards the second movie as the best one.

I accept that honor with all my heart and sole. GET IT?!?! TEEHEE!

The 2nd one is the one when Luke goes off to study with Yoda?

Yeah, it sucked.

Don't much care what everyone else thinks.

I'm curious... why is it 101? Why not a nice round even number like 100... or 102? WHY 101?? IS IT BECAUSE 1 IS SHAPED LIKE A PENIS? IS OP TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING? HAVE I DECODED OP'S MESSAGE? SO MANY QUESTIONS????????????!!!1111

You are wrong.

For me, in order, it goes:

1.) V
2.) Vl
3.) lll
4.) lV
5.) ll
6.) l

I think I like A New Hope the best as well. I like Empire Strikes Back and don't think it sucks though.

I'm wrong about what I dislike?

i miss noonan and lumpy too buddy.:(

YES.

LMAO

I sure hope so. If not, a LOT of shit sucks and I'M wrong about thinking it's good.

Hmm. He must have just said "**** you guys. I'm going home"

To me, the whole series is just cornball.

I can take one cornball movie, but after that just stop.

It's ****ing stupid and sad.

Usually not....but every once in a while....not often....but once every blue moon or whatever that saying is.

When it comes to football, **** no you are not wrong about what you dislike. In fact, you are a pretty good football reference guide for dummies-asses.

It's a beautiful tale about a son redeeming his father.

Gotta love old school South Park. :D

When talking about movies or entertainment, it's about personal opinion.

A lot of the stupid, sorryass crap that you dumbasses like is shit that I just think sucks.

LOL. I say that now without even realizing that it's South Park. You know something is great when it becomes part of your common vocabulary naturally. Big Lebowski does that to me as well.

I should be the last one to talk. I'm a negative nancy when it comes to movies and other entertainment. Second only to perhaps milkman...

It's a cornball tale about a son redeeming his father.

No, but it means you like the first movie for weird reasons.

Star Wars is a franchise giant to this day because the 2nd movie explains the Force and the Jedi in great detail, which happens to be something that people go ****ing bananas over. By itself, the 1st movie is more about space politics and ship battles than anything else, but those aren't what make Star Wars completely original and unique.

People got excited about Star Wars in A New Hope for its special effects at the time and also because it's a scintillating adventure film. If the series had stopped there, we'd still probably view Star Wars to this day as a classic film.

The Empire Strikes Back is the reason why Star Wars is one of those most universally understood cultural phenomenons across the landscape of the world.

My favorite star wars is where old Spock meets New Spock my mind would be blown