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Saul Good 01-16-2012 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8301997)
Go find another message board if it offends you so.

What a bunch of bleeding vaginas. :rolleyes:

May I suggest www.texansplanet.com/bb ? Its like raping a drunk chick while watching a double rainbow.


On an unrelated note, I have never owned a message board. If I did, I don't know that I would be overly enthusiastic about a poster who has been on the site for nearly 12 years and over 20,000 posts without ever kicking in a nickel telling supporters to find a new board.

Dartgod 01-16-2012 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8302025)
May I suggest www.texansplanet.com/bb ? Its like raping a drunk chick while watching a double rainbow.


On an unrelated note, I have never owned a message board. If I did, I don't know that I would be overly enthusiastic about a poster who has been on the site for nearly 12 years and over 20,000 posts without ever kicking in a nickel telling supporters to find a new board.

Yeah. I've never done a ****ing thing to promote this site or been involved in personal relationships with any of the members.




Oh wait, yes I have. Please kindly go **** yourself.

patteeu 01-16-2012 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301500)
I've ****ed my wife over 200 times.

Guess what?

If she's too drunk to consent to sex, it's rape.

Phrases like, "comes to her senses" and "realizes she is pretty hammered" implies she didn't realize what was happening.

Don't quit your day job for a legal secretary job like Frazod's.

LiveSteam 01-16-2012 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8302025)
May I suggest www.texansplanet.com/bb ? Its like raping a drunk chick while watching a double rainbow.

Nice place ya have their Sauly. Luv what you have done with it.
What's the GOOD for? Why not just Saul,or Saul bleeding vagina?

Frazod 01-16-2012 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8302035)
Don't quit your day job for a legal secretary job like Frazod's.

So, you're Saul's white knight, and Saul is Hootie's white knight.

Does that make you Hootie's Grand White Knight? LMAO

LiveSteam 01-16-2012 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8302126)
So, you're Saul's white knight, and Saul is Hootie's white knight.

Does that make you Hootie's Grand White Knight? LMAO

JFC what we have here frazod is a full blown Hootie circle jerk.
pillowbiters & crying vagina's

Frazod 01-16-2012 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 8302137)
JFC what we have here frazod is a full blown Hootie circle jerk.
pillowbiters & crying vagina's

Is he still banned? Yes?

Gee, that's too bad. :D

Saul Good 01-16-2012 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8301997)
Go find another message board if it offends you so.

What a bunch of bleeding vaginas. :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 8302050)
Nice place ya have their Sauly. Luv what you have done with it.
What's the GOOD for? Why not just Saul,or Saul bleeding vagina?

Saul Bleeding Vagina was my first choice, but it was taken. It suggested Saul Bleeding Vagina 37, but I didn't want people to get us all confused.

I think most people are aware that my mult, Saul Bad Guy, is a completely different persona, but they still get the two accounts confused.

When I post as Saul Bad Guy, I am playing the role of a disease riddled bastard child of a Korean sex worker who supports the wildcats and likes to fingerbang racoons while sodomizing myself with a hot curling iron. Saul Good, on the other hand, is a debonaire, handsome, and well-hung man about town who supports Mizzou and enjoys fingerbanging raccoons while sodomizing himself with a hot curling iron.

Fortunately, I learned from my mistake and chose a completely different name for my third mult and decided to name my junkie paralegal with a weight problem persona "frazod".

LiveSteam 01-16-2012 11:03 AM

My apologizes to you & your curling iron.

gblowfish 01-16-2012 11:04 AM

Hootie is harmless. He has my support.
Sincerely,
The Blowfish

Gonzo 01-16-2012 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8302161)
Saul Bleeding Vagina was my first choice, but it was taken. It suggested Saul Bleeding Vagina 37, but I didn't want people to get us all confused.

Really?

I can help you out there if you'd like.

Frazod 01-16-2012 11:07 AM

Hey Saul, you still looking for a job? I hear there's an opening for a janitor downstairs. I'll put in a word for you.

Dartgod 01-16-2012 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8302185)
Really?

I can help you out there if you'd like.

Please do. LMAO

LiveSteam 01-16-2012 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8302189)
Please do. LMAO

I second.

Frazod 01-16-2012 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8302189)
Please do. LMAO

I don't know. We're still flooded in estrogen from when he thought he was going to get temp-banned over the weekend.

Saul Good 01-16-2012 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8302187)
Hey Saul, you still looking for a job? I hear there's an opening for a janitor downstairs. I'll put in a word for you.

Why would I be looking for a job?

Titty Meat 01-16-2012 11:13 AM

Check Bane's twat. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear.

Frazod 01-16-2012 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8302200)
Why would I be looking for a job?

I figured after you ran your shitty company into the ground you'd need a little something to get by. Or have you not completely blown through daddy's trust fund yet?

Gonzo 01-16-2012 11:15 AM

How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

LiveSteam 01-16-2012 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 8302211)
Check Bane's twat. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear.

Your not going to win a shit tossing contest with Bane. You know that right?

Frazod 01-16-2012 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8302219)
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

Well, apparently he'll all up in arms over me disparaging poor Hootie a year ago. Claims that's his only issue. But I'm really not sure what the half-life of his butthurt is over that. You'll need to check with him.

Saul Good 01-16-2012 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8302185)
Really?

I can help you out there if you'd like.

That's not a bad idea. In keeping with the "saul" theme, why don't you change my frazod mult's name to Saul Bleeding Vagina. I'd ask you from that account, but I onlyuse my "saul good" account when I need to break character.

(I would also be willing to have this account's name changed to saul bleeding vagina" is fraz is changed to "Dwight Schrute" with "assistant to the moderator" underneath. Thanks, and Mod bless.)

Pablo 01-16-2012 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8302212)
I figured after you ran your shitty company into the ground you'd need a little something to get by. Or have you not completely blown through daddy's trust fund yet?

I think he was in the insurance game. If he sold his book of business he probably made a pretty penny. I could be wrong though.

Gonzo 01-16-2012 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8302222)
Well, apparently he'll all up in arms over me disparaging poor Hootie a year ago. Claims that's his only issue. But I'm really not sure what the half-life of his butthurt is over that. You'll need to check with him.

Is there a butt-hurt shelf life?


Anyway,

Hey Saul, Fraz is willing to divvy up the house plants and you can have the garden gnome collection.
In return, now follow me here...

Fraz wants the decorative spoons and the Chase Lounge.

You can have the Barka Lounger and the Papasan, though.

Pablo 01-16-2012 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8302219)
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

LMAO

Crush 01-16-2012 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8302219)
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

They're staying together for the children!!!

Phobia 01-16-2012 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8301991)
You forgot to add that the league official who bans him hides behind the other league official who wrote the probation letter as if he had no choice in the matter.

Seriously? Heh. I've sat here 2 days and taken the heat for this. Like I need to "hide" behind somebody. The only reason I invoke DaFace's name is so everybody understands that this isn't just mean 40 year old loser Phobia doing this. Moderator of the century, DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet according to Hootie was involved and defined the criteria of the probation originally.

LiveSteam 01-16-2012 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 8302240)
They're staying together for the children!!!

LMAOLMAOLMAO

patteeu 01-16-2012 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8302219)
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

Saul may wander away, but the endless series of feuds that Frazod has created for himself over the years will never end.

dirk digler 01-16-2012 11:24 AM

I can't believe you guys are still talking about this. JFC what is done is done move on.

Saul Good 01-16-2012 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8302243)
Seriously? Heh. I've sat here 2 days and taken the heat for this. Like I need to "hide" behind somebody. The only reason I invoke DaFace's name is so everybody understands that this isn't just mean 40 year old loser Phobia doing this. Moderator of the century, DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet according to Hootie was involved and defined the criteria of the probation originally.

DaFace was great. He could falsely accuse some kid of rape, and I wouldn't even care. He wouldn't because he's DaFace, but he could bceause he's DaFace.

patteeu 01-16-2012 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8302243)
Seriously? Heh. I've sat here 2 days and taken the heat for this. Like I need to "hide" behind somebody. The only reason I invoke DaFace's name is so everybody understands that this isn't just mean 40 year old loser Phobia doing this. Moderator of the century, DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet according to Hootie was involved and defined the criteria of the probation originally.

Did DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet, grab your finger and force you to hit the ban button?

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009...n--300x300.jpg

Phobia 01-16-2012 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8302266)
Did DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet, grab your finger and force you to hit the ban button?

Is this question really necessary, Donger?

Saul Good 01-16-2012 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 8302253)
I can't believe you guys are still talking about this. JFC what is done is done move on.

I abandoned giving a shit about the hootie ban with the advent of texansplanet. I know better than to walk away from a circus with this much life left in it, though.

Frazod 01-16-2012 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8302247)
Saul may wander away, but the endless series of feuds that Frazod has created for himself over the years will never end.

You ought to know, little fella. For years I've been wondering when you'd quite me, but it hasn't happened yet.

Gonzo 01-16-2012 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwight Schrute (Post 8302278)
You ought to know, little fella. For years I've been wondering when you'd quite me, but it hasn't happened yet.

LMAO - Dwight

Frazod 01-16-2012 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8302286)
LMAO - Dwight

LMAO Nice.

I guess if I was Saul, I'd throw a hissy fit and cry and threaten to never again contribute to the board!!!!! :deevee: However, being a man, I'll just take it in stride.

I'll add the appropriate avatar later to complete the effect.

Saul Good 01-16-2012 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwight Schrute (Post 8302297)
LMAO Nice.

I guess if I was Saul, I'd throw a hissy fit and cry and threaten to never again contribute to the board!!!!! :deevee: However, being a man, I'll just take it in stride.

I'll add the appropriate avatar later to complete the effect.

Like I did when my name was changed to Groupon?

BTW, just so you know, "Assistant to the Moderator" is not the same thing as "Assistant Moderator". Its lower.

Titty Meat 01-16-2012 11:44 AM

This has to be one of the longest battles in quite some time on here.

dirk digler 01-16-2012 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8302277)
I abandoned giving a shit about the hootie ban with the advent of texansplanet. I know better than to walk away from a circus with this much life left in it, though.

Fair enough have fun. :D

Saul Good 01-16-2012 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 8302314)
This has to be one of the longest battles in quite some time on here.

Its Jimmy versus Timmay.

Frazod 01-16-2012 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8302312)
Like I did when my name was changed to Groupon?

BTW, just so you know, "Assistant to the Moderator" is not the same thing as "Assistant Moderator". Its lower.

Yes, you certainly seem to be an expert on "lower."

Frazod 01-16-2012 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 8302314)
This has to be one of the longest battles in quite some time on here.

It's great fun. Every time you call Hootie a rapist, he calls me a drug addict.

I haven't quite figured out that dynamic yet.

doomy3 01-16-2012 11:51 AM

83-9.

LMAO

LiveSteam 01-16-2012 11:52 AM

:bong:

Lumpy 01-16-2012 11:54 AM

This internet fighting crap is hella boring. Do something different people!

http://gifs.gifbin.com/072011/revers...loth_yawns.gif

Gonzo 01-16-2012 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwight Schrute (Post 8302332)
It's great fun. Every time you call Hootie a rapist, he calls me a drug addict.

I haven't quite figured out that dynamic yet.

Hootie is a drug addict?



(Let's see what happens)

Bearcat 01-16-2012 11:55 AM

LMAO

Some great options for an avatar...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0RlqWE8GN3...oss-office.jpg

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/phot...35-448-300.jpg

http://files.sharenator.com/dwight_s...300-163733.jpg

http://filmpopper.com/wp-content/upl...t_schrute1.jpg

Saul Good 01-16-2012 12:00 PM

The first pic is the best.

Saul Good 01-16-2012 12:01 PM

Change me to SBV if you want. Fair is fair.

Frazod 01-16-2012 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8302365)
Hootie is a drug addict?



(Let's see what happens)

Well, if he doesn't post a new one, you could always search for an old one. He's only done it about 100 times over the past two days.

Just the kind of poster you guys value, right?

Titty Meat 01-16-2012 12:03 PM

Hootie is a rapist.

Gonzo 01-16-2012 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwight Schrute (Post 8302395)
Well, if he doesn't post a new one, you could always search for an old one. He's only done it about 100 times over the past two days.

Just the kind of poster you guys value, right?

That's right, let your anger control you...

Feeeellll the anger and then strike me down.


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