Lose the stupid yellow glasses, and you may be right.....

Gunther_Fan: 8 out of 10

This rating will likely be ill-received, but we feel it is deserving. Gunther_Fan is one of those posters that defines Chiefsplanet. His legend may be negative, but so was Hitler's. When someone says "This is like a Gunther_Fan thread," everyone (n00bs excluded) knows what they're talking about. You can't buy that kind of notoriety, you can only earn it.

Ok, I'll bite.

Simplex3: 7 out of 10.

Unbridled righteous fury in the face of jackasses.

I can sum up Simplex 3 in two words: Evil Donger.

My rep is maxed out with positive rep so it doesn't matter what you think. BTW....Star Wars Rules!

Damn, I was really hoping for an 8 or better. That's what I get for posting less. :mad:

BigRedChief: 6 out of 10.

Another one of those tweeners stuck in purgatory. Subtracted one point because he's still using a signature with an expired image host.

Damnit, I'm *THAT* guy without the sig issue? Speaking of jackasses...

*Looks around*

Well, Hell, I'll stumble up there. My presentation's gonna suck, though, because I was too lazy to work on it.

Don't forget when rating me that I've only seen the first Star Wars and none of the others.

No need to ask how Goat feels about me, like his opinion matters....

Oh! Do me! Do me!

Wait a minute. That didn't sound like I intended.

I could fix that for you, all you need to do is ask.

Who cares. Do it again but make it sound like a lost little boy looking for his puppy.

chefsos: 6 out of 10

chefsos is another one of those "n00bs-on-the-rise" types. He has great potential. We applaud his choice of avatar, but we are puzzled by his signature.

Chiefaholic: 5 out of 10.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

Nzoner 338: 9 out of 10.

Another legend. His consistency in avatar choice is refreshing, yet he also manages to keep it fresh. One of the few members to force Chiefsplanet's social collective into "real life," with his fabulous parties at "Nzoner Joe's."

Rain Man: 10 out of 10.

Here he is, Mister Chiefsplanet. Perfect, a pure paragon. Admired by many, feared by few, respected by all, Rain Man is the embodiment of the ideal Chiefsplanet poster. He's punchy, polite, popular and punctual. He's ever-present. He has a HUGE post count. His posts are always tastefully decorated. He has an unwavering dedication to stick men, yet he continues present them in new, entertaining forms. He uses his rep power wisely. He hates the Broncos, yet lives among them. That takes courage. He also remains mysterious. No one has ever seen his face. Only his extremities. Rain Man always leaves you wanting more.

Kevin. Rain Man. POLL MASTER.

Meatpeeker.

I don't think I'm around enough to get rated...

I'll take that. Thanks. :clap:

Headsnap: 6 out of 10.

We considered rating the ex-wallpaper guru higher, but he's definitely faded into the background after enjoying a nice run as the weekly wallpaper shill during the 2002 and 2003 seasons. We don't know what happened. Was his photoshop hand cut off in a freak accident? Did he trade his passion for glory? Nobody knows. A return to stardom would thrill us all.

What does "goxlibutscrale" mean anyway?

The answer you seek lies in the thread below.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2452771

Just wait a little longer; that picture's bound to load someday. It'll be amazing.

This is amazing. Everyone asking gochiefs for his opinion.

J Diddy: 7 out of 10.

You remind us of Simplex3 quite a bit. If Simplex3 is the Evil Donger, J Diddy is the Evil Bowser. Avatar standard is a plus.

I know. It's a real headscratcher.

But overall, this has been a pretty entertaining thread. :D

I'm just happy I didn't get 0, then I would have to start a crybaby thread...:)

I have conferred with my panel and we have decided to award headsnap an extra point for being the creator of the Chiefsplanet logo.

He's saving the 0 for me.

Rate me, nerd.

luv2rite: 6.5 out of 10

We feel that luv is a rising female star here at Chiefsplanet. She burst upon the scene willing to learn with not a touch of arrogance or trollish behavior. She's the alternate universe chiefs4me, minus the beard (and the mullet).

ROFL at this whole thread.

Well I'm definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I know I'm not; I have no self delusions.

HolmeZz: 5 out of 10

HolmeZz is another one of these small-school guys that's still trying to make a name for himself. With a slightly annoying username, there was potential for HolmeZz to blow up in Chiefsplanet's face, but we're happy to say it never came close to that.

leviw and greg63 both get 5's. I'm getting really bored with this right now. Someone stop the thread, I want to get off.

I am SO underrated.

Sure; just as soon as you give an analysis of the score you came up with for me. :D


...or not. :shrug:

This is like the sex thing. All the men divide your number by 3. All the women multiply by 3.

Wow. I would have given myself a 2. 3 tops.

go put a quarter in your self esteem jar

chiefscafan still gets a zero.

YAY!!!!

Yeah, I scored higher then I thought I would also. :D


I feel so accomplished. :rolleyes:

Cocaine makes you feel good about yourself

Does it? I think it makes you ignore feeling bad about yourself. There's a difference.

Routinely men describe the rush as a game winning touchdown.

She's doesn't feel she's worthy of having a jar.

I've never had a man claim to know how I feel or speak for me. I don't need one now.

:)

joke
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Informal.
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

Too late man, she can't unkick your nuts now. :)

ROFL

OMG! You just reminded me of me.

Here's an other one...

Sarcasm

1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>

How is Vanilla Thunder's...thunder?

No there isn't...

Might as well.

Corey Dillon would be proud...

One I have used myself.

Is that what you call it?

And who on here would know the answer to that?

I'd hope so.

Vanilla Thunder: 9 out of 10.

We feel that Vanilla Thunder has almost evolved into an entirely new poster, one separate from the original entity known as "Cody." It feels very weird to us.

It's a little like Jeff Goldblum transforming into the fly, and we try very hard not to think about the scene where Geena Davis blows his head off with a shotgun at the end of the movie.

Despite this, somewhere underneath the layers of name changes and weird shit that happened, beneath this crust of humanity, lies a Chiefsplanet legend. Maybe it will never be the same as it once was, but this pulsating mass of Chiefsplanet poster is undeniably famous as hell.

But it's still weird.

Doesn't it bother you that BOTH yer' sister and yer' Parents have had more sex in your bedroom than you have?...

Hell... I'll do my own...

KcKing

Score 0.1

Your one post per 3 days is usually a repost of something we here at chiefsplanet have already discussed, and gotten tired of... Stop posting altogether... Your a Loser...

LOL, wow.

I'm still the same poster, just different usernames and people have gotten to know me a little more. I try to mix things up and change the name every once in awhile. Some people act like the "username" is your real name, and if you change it, you should be hanged or something. I just try to have fun with everything...

Hi, I'm some people...

ROFL nice

Wanna picture of my member? ROFL

ROFL

Nein...

I thought you were calling it your thunder? Man, it's so hard to keep up sometimes (no pun intended).

Speaking of my member, I'm going to bed now.

(that made no sense)

Did you just grab my thunder? :p

Don't forget to wash your sheets.

Good night, all.

luv, you'll be getting a new email shortly.

ROFL

Thanks, luv.

I do what I can. Sometimes that means taking one for the team.

I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Vanilla Thunder.

We're luvers.

I know what you mean!

"Go to sleep! Why won't you just go to sleep!"

It's that type 2 personality of yours. :D