What, did I step over the line? Was my reply too mean-spirited to be funny?

C'mon, don't stop now! It was just getting good!

Small victories man...small victories.

So long as gochiefs doesn't start a thread predicting it, I think we'll be ok.

Heck no. If you were attempting to be funny, it certainly was.

I'd question whether that was the intention, however.

nice ... i shall steal this :D



*swipe*

Since you know me so well, my reaction shouldn't be a surprise.

Does it really matter?

ROFL

This thread is destined for the Classics forum. I am nominating it right now.

Didn't say I knew you. All I know is your posting style. And if this weren't happening to you, you'd be on top of the pile, a regular sartorial Sam Kinnison, laughing at the estrogen stench of the whole mess.

Uh, my sole contribution to this thread this morning has been (rather effortlessly) goading ENDelt into neg-repping Mer. Once I saw that you and Red were actually pissed off and not having fun, I quit posting.

So I hope that death and cancer shit isn't aimed at me.

Not to me, no. The very fact that you'd even raise this issue on a BB whose members you frequently disdain raises questions about your motives.

My My, it didn't take this thread long to turn into a bag of crap. :doh!:

Well, if your wishes are as successful as your marriage, I guess I have nothing to worry about.

too late ... haven't the doctors notified you yet?

Hopefully I'll live long enough to get my titty-twister. :D

Oh! Oh!

Me too.

If he had the sack to do it, he wouldn't afterward. Heh.

Merissa Lynn Bobbit. ROFL

Feel the Burn!


http://img230.exs.cx/img230/5783/scan00037il.jpg

That's not exactly what I had pictured. I may have to rethink this.

Man, this is going to be a great off-season.

Well I ****ing hope you get a hang nail and a toothache.

whoa, slow down there, Mer.

wishing cancer and death on someone is one thing, but toothaches are just over the line :harumph:

not cool!

I don't think she likes people speculating on her bra cup size, either.

All I know is that if my wife even dreams of neg repping me, she'd better wake up and apologize.

She is a good sport.

Call me and I'll punch her in the gut.

ROFL That was just wrong.


HEY. I had an epiphany.

I think you lifted me to heights of CP Icon glory, just so you could snatch it from me and hold it out of my reach, dancing and giggling with glee. Build a woman up. Break her down. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Can I have Tom's number?

I forgot about the neg rep scene in Reservoir Dogs.

I wonder what Tim's number is.

Skip has Hatt Melm's number. I think. :hmmm:

ACK. alpaca!! alpaca!!

You win!!

If my wife ever joined Chiefsplanet i'd negative rep bomb her, and get her banned, somehow.

You promisied.........:harumph:

Look out, its horny.

Alpacas make me horny. I don't know why.

Hey, I can be straddled, dammit. :mad:

I'm no dog.

After I get done dieting, we'll see who straddles who. :harumph:

ROFL

That's okay. She's too flat-chested for me anyway. :)

I think it's pretty safe to say that communication broke down a long time ago when stuff like this plays itself out over the Internet.

Apparently the relationship was already stuck in its tracks. Get to a counselor and find out why communication broke down so badly that it turned into this.

For what it's worth, my parents divorced over a similar issue, so don't try to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. Communication had broken down so badly at that point that they refused to get counseling. If she needs to get to the Internet for something, it's because you're not providing it. Get to a counselor and find out what "it" is.

Aside from that, what the hell did you expect posting some shit like this on the planet. You're a real dickbag. I hope you and Red work it out, even though she deserves someone much smarter than you as a partner in life. You've got to be one dense mother****** to air your dirty laundry over a public communication system like this and not expect a lot of comedy to erupt out of it.

ROFL

Nothing says courage like a 2,000 mile buffer zone. :D

uh uh this isnt where i parked my car

I'm quitting the internet :(

Are there any cute guys on Orangemane?

Go look up Spider. You'd like him.

Nothing says trampoline like a 200 pound beer belly.

"bob's your uncle" is a swinging bachelor.

Do they have to be straight?

Peh. It's all about the nipples for me, anyway.

I am not sending you proof that I have nipples. :shake:

Ah. Puffies, eh? Not my thing.

Not a one...but bronco's freak has some......:shrug:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? :)

I will not fall for your reverse psychology!!!


again

Huh? You're a puffy-lover?

Don't you mean ebay?

Of course not. I wouldn't presume to imagine that you would.

However, in addition to my skill at guessing cup sizes, I've some success in also guessing nipple type, color, etc.

I'm guessing about a quarter-size, dark and frequently erect.

And yet another I'm leaving forever thread

You're not?

No. They're freaks of nature.

We don't want to hear about how things are erect around you.

When you're sober or falling down drunk?

Do you smoke 'em or snort 'em?

Just wondering.....

Damn,for a minute I thought I'd clicked on the cybersex chat transcripts thread.

OK, when I read this earlier today, I thought it said Pam Dawber, as in Mork and Mindy. :shake:

puffies rulez!

This is a horrible thread.

I found it quite titillating.

I found it boobilating...

Pam Dawber > Pam Dawson


nicer tits too. mmmmmmm...Mindy......

I think it's pufftastic

The next man with a pun is getting shot.

I just glad it doesn't involve me this time. :shake:

As for you, Red and Clint, if this is real....I hope you guys can see past the bullshit and humor, intended or otherwise, of some of the posts in this thread. It's the damn internet--a fuggin' virtual community behind computer screens for Pete sake, Clint.

On here we can be anything we want to be. In real life I'm a bald, overweight, gregarious fat guy with a goatee, who loves life, people, and having a good time. At times, dumbassery and making lame attempts at a laugh turn me into something less than that here. However, at other times, this place brings out the best in us all. Real life is what counts though. Except, of course, when the two become entangled. :shrug:

he who picks a pun would pick a pocket.

What do you look like online?

I like to mix it up. Today it's Angelina Jolie. Tomorrow I think I'll look like Pam Anderson.

Well, it's pretty clear that Clint, with all his cancer talk, has lost his sense of tumor.

groan.