In my mind, it looks like in that picture. Patrick is telling Sherbet “get your ****ing loser hands off me and my 3 time Super Bowl championship winning, peak physical fitness, body! Loser!”

And the guy walking up to them is like HOLY SHIT, PAT IS A COLDBLOODED MOTHER ****ER!

Is this the Chargers year? The stars seem aligned for them

Not where I thought this story was going initially.

Cairo Santos is Brazilian.

It would make more sense for the Bears to go in place of the Chiefs.

I survived several days in Rio just fine. I stayed in Copacabana and nobody tried to rob me*, and the beach was nice. The bikinis on the beach were underwhelming, but the world is facing an obesity crisis.

I saw a really cool library. Check out some images of the Portuguese Reading Room. That was well worth the Uber ride.

* In Santiago, they tried to rob me. But they didn't realize that I have a unique set of skills, mostly backing away and running.

https://nowinrio.com/wp-content/uplo...m-1024x683.jpg

Yeah, I don't think those skills are as unique as you might think.

Same.

I was waiting for the unlimited breadsticks.

Haha. I read it that way too. Then I realized that meant winning between 8 and 10 games every year

8 to 10 wins. 😂

I don’t care where we beat the Chargers.

This was always kinda obvious once they announced LA was hosting the Friday night Brazil game.

What time is this game for us?

I know this much. We will win.

Just asssume that it'll be an inconvenient time for us like 3:00 a.m., and that you will have to purchase a subscription to the Brazilian Home Shopping Network to stream it. And it'll be in Portuguese.